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re: What's your go-to patented move when pleasing the ladies?

Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:03 pm to
Posted by PatrickBeetmen
Highland Park, TX
Member since Oct 2016
387 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

I stop short


I call this the Ozzie Smith.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:04 pm to
Hire a black dude.
Posted by PatrickBeetmen
Highland Park, TX
Member since Oct 2016
387 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

Hire a black dude.



The Lexington Steele
Posted by Skinner
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
352 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:07 pm to
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This post was edited on 3/3/20 at 6:25 am
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70470 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:08 pm to
I ask her if she wants to play Naked and Afraid.

I aint telling my secrets, but it involves rope, a tree, and woods.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45542 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

I'm a counter clockwise kinda guy.


I prefer clockwise but it's not written in stone.
Posted by PatrickBeetmen
Highland Park, TX
Member since Oct 2016
387 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

Soft serve


This sounds like the opposite of what I call the "thunder rock"
This post was edited on 6/11/17 at 3:11 pm
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173721 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:11 pm to
5 o'clock shadow rub around the meat curtains
Posted by oreeg
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
5438 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:11 pm to
Correctly separating the laundry.


Married almost 10 years.

Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:11 pm to
using goldennugget and peckers dating advice
Posted by PatrickBeetmen
Highland Park, TX
Member since Oct 2016
387 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:11 pm to
quote:


I ask her if she wants to play Naked and Afraid.

I aint telling my secrets, but it involves rope, a tree, and woods.




This honestly sounds a tad dangerous
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89834 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:11 pm to
Buy 'em a drink. Ask for a dance in VIP.
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18694 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:12 pm to
I call it the sammich maker.

I slide it in and get mine, then tell that bitch to make me a sammich.
Posted by BingWaterTiger
Member since May 2017
694 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:12 pm to
Paying first.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80828 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:13 pm to
Oral till your jaw is cramping.
Posted by Comp721
Member since Oct 2009
1585 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:13 pm to
The "Goldennugget"

It's where I jerk off to facebook pictures of girls I'm too scared to talk to and then I give advice to guys online on how to get laid
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
21870 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:15 pm to
Whip it out, look at her and say... it's not gonna suck itself.... well that what I would like to say, been married for nineteen years and blow jobs are like unicorns... I want to believe they exist, I just never see them
Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
5496 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:16 pm to
I sink it as deep as possible then lock my hips. She usually wiggles about a bit then fakes an orgasm. Call it the spearfish.
Posted by PatrickBeetmen
Highland Park, TX
Member since Oct 2016
387 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:17 pm to
quote:

The "Goldennugget"

It's where I jerk off to facebook pictures of girls I'm too scared to talk to and then I give advice to guys online on how to get laid


I'll have to try this one out. Sounds fun.
Posted by PatrickBeetmen
Highland Park, TX
Member since Oct 2016
387 posts
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:20 pm to
quote:

I sink it as deep as possible then lock my hips. She usually wiggles about a bit then fakes an orgasm. Call it the spearfish.


The spearfish, instant classic.
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