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re: What's your go-to patented move when pleasing the ladies?
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:03 pm to tigerpimpbot
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:03 pm to tigerpimpbot
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I stop short
I call this the Ozzie Smith.
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:05 pm to Breesus
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Hire a black dude.
The Lexington Steele
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:07 pm to PatrickBeetmen
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This post was edited on 3/3/20 at 6:25 am
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:08 pm to PatrickBeetmen
I ask her if she wants to play Naked and Afraid.
I aint telling my secrets, but it involves rope, a tree, and woods.
I aint telling my secrets, but it involves rope, a tree, and woods.
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:09 pm to Chiefagain
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I'm a counter clockwise kinda guy.
I prefer clockwise but it's not written in stone.
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:09 pm to Skinner
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Soft serve
This sounds like the opposite of what I call the "thunder rock"
This post was edited on 6/11/17 at 3:11 pm
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:11 pm to PatrickBeetmen
5 o'clock shadow rub around the meat curtains
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:11 pm to PatrickBeetmen
Correctly separating the laundry.
Married almost 10 years.
Married almost 10 years.
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:11 pm to PatrickBeetmen
using goldennugget and peckers dating advice
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:11 pm to ksayetiger
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I ask her if she wants to play Naked and Afraid.
I aint telling my secrets, but it involves rope, a tree, and woods.
This honestly sounds a tad dangerous
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:11 pm to PatrickBeetmen
Buy 'em a drink. Ask for a dance in VIP.
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:12 pm to PatrickBeetmen
I call it the sammich maker.
I slide it in and get mine, then tell that bitch to make me a sammich.
I slide it in and get mine, then tell that bitch to make me a sammich.
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:13 pm to PatrickBeetmen
Oral till your jaw is cramping.
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:13 pm to PatrickBeetmen
The "Goldennugget"
It's where I jerk off to facebook pictures of girls I'm too scared to talk to and then I give advice to guys online on how to get laid
It's where I jerk off to facebook pictures of girls I'm too scared to talk to and then I give advice to guys online on how to get laid
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:15 pm to Godfather1
Whip it out, look at her and say... it's not gonna suck itself.... well that what I would like to say, been married for nineteen years and blow jobs are like unicorns... I want to believe they exist, I just never see them
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:16 pm to PatrickBeetmen
I sink it as deep as possible then lock my hips. She usually wiggles about a bit then fakes an orgasm. Call it the spearfish.
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:17 pm to Comp721
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The "Goldennugget"
It's where I jerk off to facebook pictures of girls I'm too scared to talk to and then I give advice to guys online on how to get laid
I'll have to try this one out. Sounds fun.
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:20 pm to WestSideTiger
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I sink it as deep as possible then lock my hips. She usually wiggles about a bit then fakes an orgasm. Call it the spearfish.
The spearfish, instant classic.
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