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re: What's your go-to patented move when pleasing the ladies?
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:21 pm to BowDownToLSU
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:21 pm to BowDownToLSU
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Whip it out, look at her and say... it's not gonna suck itself.... well that what I would like to say, been married for nineteen years and blow jobs are like unicorns... I want to believe they exist, I just never see them
I am 8 years in and still get them. The ole lady sucks it out for me and swallows.
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Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:25 pm to King
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I am 8 years in and still get them. The ole lady sucks it out for me and swallows.
Sucks it right out your drawers, attaboy
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:26 pm to PatrickBeetmen
Washing the dishes at the house, wife loves it
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:28 pm to crazycubes
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Washing the dishes at the house, wife loves it
Does she suck it out your drawers when your done?
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:29 pm to PatrickBeetmen
licking that spot
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:30 pm to The Torch
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licking that spot
Like a total boss. Torch that spot!
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:34 pm to PatrickBeetmen
I'm working on a new one that the soccer board will appreciate, it's called "the equalizer"
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:34 pm to PatrickBeetmen
Tongue in bhole
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:36 pm to oleyeller
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Tongue in bhole
You've gotta get more creative. Really create a brand around it. Something a girl could ask for by name at the bar. Maybe call it the "backdraft" or something fun like that.
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:38 pm to PatrickBeetmen
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What's your go-to patented move when pleasing the ladies?
Excuse me while I whip this out...my credit card that is.
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:39 pm to 62Tigerfan
"The ole chase sapphire reserve" works every time
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:39 pm to King
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The ole lady sucks it out for me and swallows.
quote:For those who don't realize, in context "ole lady" to an Arkansian is their birth mother.
Arkansas Fan
Incest is the default sexual position in the Diamond State.
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:40 pm to PatrickBeetmen
The Power Play
Yall can figure it out
Yall can figure it out
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:41 pm to PatrickBeetmen
Does he like it?
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:41 pm to PatrickBeetmen
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This honestly sounds a tad dangerous
Thats why I take away her cell phone
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:42 pm to PatrickBeetmen
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PatrickBeetmen
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Sucks it right out your drawers, attaboy
Why do I get the feeling you're jerking off to other people's responses?
You seem like a weird person.
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:43 pm to FearTheFish
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What's your go-to patented move when pleasing the ladies?
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PatrickBeetmen
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Sucks it right out your drawers, attaboy
Why do I get the feeling you're jerking off to other people's responses?
You seem like a weird person.
Just proud of my boy getting his old pee pee suckled
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:44 pm to tigerpimpbot
quote:
I stop short
Posted on 6/11/17 at 3:50 pm to Arkapigdiesel
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