re: What's your favorite "words of wisdom"?

“Wash your face first and your arse last.”

“Well we don't rent pigs and I figure it's better to say it right out front because a man that does like to rent pigs is... he's hard to stop”
(Only one of the best movies;and therefore quotes) EVER.

And......He (She) thought like Lit.

And.......I'm a dinosaur
I should've died a long time before
Have pity on a dinosaur hand me my hat
Excuse me man, but where's the door?

Mom always said "don't play ball in the house". Shoulda listened. My brothers and I broke her favorite vase doing that. It made for a very awkward dinner that night.

Work Hard, Play Hard

quote:

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If you live in a glass house don't throw stones

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I believe the term is “grass houses”

Frick,fight or hold the light,everybody’s got to do something. -

"They may forget what you said - but they will never forget how you made them feel."

"You can learn a lot about someone by observing the way they treat a waiter."

"I've learned that you can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles these three things: a rainy holiday, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights."

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

1. Keep your money in your front pocket.
2. Never invite The Man into your life.
3. Never sleep with a crazy woman.
4. They're all crazy, it's just a matter of how much you can
take.

I had no shoes and complained until I met a man who had no feet.













So I took his shoes because he didn’t need them anymore.