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Posted on 7/23/25 at 4:50 am to Chastains
Hotter than the hinges in hell
Posted on 7/23/25 at 5:35 am to FredBear
Hotter than a two-bit whore on nickel night. 
Posted on 7/23/25 at 6:04 am to Chastains
So hot i saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog.
Posted on 7/23/25 at 6:34 am to Frac the world
Hotter than a virgin coot on prom night
Posted on 7/23/25 at 6:45 am to fr33manator
quote:
Ol George would say Hotter than a two-dollar pistol.
The way I always heard it was "Hotter than a two-dollar pistol in North Baton Rouge on a Saturday night."
Posted on 7/23/25 at 6:45 am to Kafka
Carson: It was real hot today in Burbank.
McMann: How hot was it Johnny?
Carson: I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.
McMann: How hot was it Johnny?
Carson: I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.
Posted on 7/23/25 at 6:53 am to Central MS
It's so hot, I saw a meth head putting the copper BACK in an AC unit.
This post was edited on 7/23/25 at 6:54 am
Posted on 7/23/25 at 6:53 am to Chastains
quote:I’m pretty sure no one will ever top this one.
With how hot it is give me your best it's hotter than joke.
I'll go first: It's hotter than an obese group hug outside.
Posted on 7/23/25 at 6:56 am to Chastains
Hotter than a ditch digger on the 4th of July
Posted on 7/23/25 at 6:59 am to SquatchDawg
Hotter than a witch's tit in a brass bra
Posted on 7/23/25 at 6:59 am to Chastains
It's so hot in Texas I saw a tree chasing a dog.
Posted on 7/23/25 at 7:02 am to Chastains
It's hotter than the Popes in hell.
It gets the people going.
My favorite is still "The prices here are higher than giraffe pussy".
It gets the people going.
My favorite is still "The prices here are higher than giraffe pussy".
Posted on 7/23/25 at 7:03 am to Chastains
Don't really have a favorite, they're all good!
Posted on 7/23/25 at 7:07 am to Bayou
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Hotter than a witch's tit in a brass bra
That's definitely an "it's Colder than" saying. Not hotter.
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It's hotter than Hot Pocket filling out of Satan's Microwave.
This post was edited on 7/23/25 at 7:08 am
Posted on 7/23/25 at 7:22 am to Chastains
Hotter than a $2 whore having a half-priced sale
Posted on 7/23/25 at 7:25 am to Chastains
Hotter than Hunter Biden's spoon.
Posted on 7/23/25 at 7:29 am to Chastains
Hotter than Elevator Shoes Kelly after ANOTHER arse whooping.
Posted on 7/23/25 at 7:37 am to Frac the world
Hotter than July
Hotter than the henges of hell.
Hotter than the henges of hell.
Posted on 7/23/25 at 7:45 am to OweO
Hotter than a Hindu coal walker.
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