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Whats you worst airplane experience?

Posted on 7/18/18 at 9:58 am
Posted by FieldMink
Fort Worth
Member since Jul 2017
797 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 9:58 am
Pretty sure everyone has a few of these.

Had a connecting flight in Dallas to go to Vegas. Was pumped all week about it and crap. Nonetheless, before landing, pilot said the tarmac was backed up and there might be delays. That was an understatement...there were about 5 planes a head of us. Didn't get to the gate until about 30 minutes after my connecting flight left. Airport tried to stick me in a poo cheese hotel for the night. Luckily i have friends there.

Another time was that next morning when i was in the airport headed to my gate. When i get there, they changed the gate to another gate across the airport like 10 minutes prior. Here I am running and hoping on trams to get to the other gate. Make it there just in time to see the airplane back away from the terminal...

Luckily was able to get on another for free but still sucked at the time.
This post was edited on 7/18/18 at 9:59 am
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120327 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 9:59 am to
I always get f’d connecting through dfw

Prefer atl
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66007 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:00 am to
had a flight booked to omaha 2009. Got to the airport at 5am. sorry your flight has been cancelled. not, delayed, cancelled.

Ended up getting a flight to KC through Houston, renting a car in KC and driving to omaha.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53019 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:01 am to
I had to sit by someone with a kid. If you have kids you should be at home raising them not flying everywhere
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67940 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:02 am to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65747 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:03 am to
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Whats you worst airplane experience?


Posted by jkylejohnson
Alexandria
Member since Dec 2016
14010 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:03 am to
Busting through the door and falling naked into the aisle while trying to join the mile high club
Posted by redneck
Los Suenos, Costa Rica
Member since Dec 2003
53615 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:03 am to
the most angry I have been was at a gate ticket taker in Chicago. Although the wife and I had different boarding zones I figured we could board together like we did in New Orleans with no issue. The bitch in Chicago got on the intercom and said "apparently people from Louisiana don't know how to count" and called me out in front of everyone

international flight to Costa Rica my buddy across the aisle farted, it smelled a lot worse than he thought it would, flight attendant though it was me because I was laughing and sprayed me down with lysol. I was not happy at the time but looking back it's kind of funny.
This post was edited on 7/18/18 at 10:05 am
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:03 am to
A crying 5-year old on my honeymoon flight to the Maldives. I think we did 18 hours in the air and 12 of it was spent listening to that little bastard.

I told the flight attendant that it was driving me crazy and she said "well you know how babies are." I said, "that kid is not a baby. That's a child."

The first politician who adds a children on airplanes ban to their platform will get my vote. I don't care what else they run on.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67490 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:05 am to
quote:

Whats you worst airplane experience?

I worked in Africa for 6 months and had projects in 3 different countries; Nigeria, Central African Republic and Cameroon.....every flight sucked arse
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17139 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:05 am to
Landing in Edinborough, Scotland in high winds was scary as hell. It felt like we were making those radical pitches/yaws you see on youtube just prior to touching down.

We also aborted a landing VERY low while approaching BTR. We were about 2000 ft when the pilot guns the engines and we pull up. Decent amount of G's in the ascent but the kicker was when he idled the engines and leveled out. We had about 2-3 seconds of negative G's that really put some hair on your chest.

We skimmed over the top of Baton Rouge circling back and landed safely the second time. Pilot never told us why he aborted the first attempt.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120327 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:05 am to
quote:

the most angry I have been was at a gate ticket taker in Chicago. Although the wife and I had different boarding zones I figured we could board together like we did in New Orleans with no issue. The bitch in Chicago got on the intercom and said "apparently people from Louisiana don't know how to count" and called me out in front of everyone


I agree with her. frick people who think they can do whatever they want
This post was edited on 7/18/18 at 10:06 am
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15331 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:05 am to
One of my first times flying we were on a connecting flight from Raleigh to Richmond. I’m in the very last seat of the airplane with the folks. If there wasn’t 6 babies and little kids around us. Hell on earth I tell you.
Posted by kook
Berrytown
Member since Sep 2013
1896 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:05 am to
Savannah to ATL. Lightning delayed flight. Run 42 miles through ATL airport just to see my plane lifting off. Had to spend the night in ATL. ATL is a shithole.
Then get on board for Lafayette at noon the next day, and plane has no A/C. Had to sit for an hour while they waited for a part for the generator to arrive from the other side of the airport.
This post was edited on 7/18/18 at 10:10 am
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7811 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:06 am to
Flying United from San Diego to Green Bay with a layover in Los Angeles. As we land in LAX, United's system crashes and we are stuck on the tarmac for about an hour. I thought we were going to miss our connecting flight, but the stewardess reassured me that no United planes were taking off until the system was running again. We finally get off the plane and sprint to our gate to find that the plane hasn't taken off yet...but the doors are closed and they won't let us on. The next flight they can book us on isn't until the next day so we were stuck in an airport about an hour from our house.
Posted by GrammarKnotsi
Member since Feb 2013
9354 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:06 am to
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Here I am running and hoping on trams to get to the other gate. Make it there just in time to see the airplane back away from the terminal...



odd that enough other people made it for them to leave........
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51297 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:06 am to
I had the middle seat in between 2 obese guys on a regional flight. It was horrible.
Posted by redneck
Los Suenos, Costa Rica
Member since Dec 2003
53615 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:07 am to
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A crying 5-year old on my honeymoon flight to the Maldives.


coming back from our honeymoon I was super hungover and there was a kid behind me with one of those toys where you shimmy the stick and it swings the cables around and makes a bunch of racket. At one point I think I was rooting for the plane to go down
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6283 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:07 am to
Posted by redneck
Los Suenos, Costa Rica
Member since Dec 2003
53615 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 10:09 am to
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I agree with her. frick people who think they can do whatever they want


fair enough but it was the difference in like B4 and B12. I wasn't trying to skip a bunch of people, just wanted to sit down at the same time so we didn't have to make people get up. I wouldn't classify this as trying to do whatever I want
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