re: What’s the worst thing that’s happened to you in Tiger Stadium?

I got so drunk in 2016 Missou I believe that I was taken by cops to a little shitty nurse station inside the stadium and laid on medical bed. They made me wait there until I sobered up and cop walked me out the stadium to where I couldn't get back in. I was 23.

That little nurse room inside the stadium was possibly the single shittiest nurse room I've ever seen. Looked like it was made in the 50s.

Yes TJ Yeldon screen pass was horrific.

Wanted to fight every Bama fan in the stadium after that considering the Nati the year before. Also wanted to fight Les because if he hadn't kicked Honey Badger off the team, I'm convinced that screen pass doesn't happen.

Boss at the time gave me two free tickets with UU on them, I was young and had no idea.

We tailgated all day with multiple substances involved then went in the stadium and found out UU was Upper Upper


I was way too F'ed up to climb up there and back down

1988 - LSU vs Miami
1999 - LSU vs Auburn

T.J. Yeldon screen TD.

Another night in like 2013 or 2014 I had to spend 15 minutes getting hassled by a cop because he saw I had a pocket knife. He came down and got me out of my seat. I had not even taken it out he just saw it clipped to the inside of my pocket. Forgot I even had it.

Told me it was against stadium policy to have a knife and to give it to him. I did and then he asked me for I.D. I was being very cooperative and opened my wallet to find it. He saw I had a concealed carry license and gave it back to me and said have a nice day. I didn't bother pointing out to the idiot that the license had nothing to do with stadium policy. Don't remember who we were playing.

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Florida 2017 when Guice went the wrong way to end the game. I was angry, frick day games.

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That was 2016.

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My brother’s wheelchair was stolen.

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I could think of some jokes to make about that but that's a really shitty thing to do....assuming your brother wasn't scamming to get better seats

As a young boy in the 90s my cousin (who is also my godfather) was the starting QB for LSU…..

How much time do yall have?


Also, this is why I get a kick out of gen xers saying how great and awesome lsu fans used to be…..

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Realizing my back cannot handle sitting on bleachers for a full game last season.

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Walking up the steps to our seats is fine, but coming down is getting to be a problem for my knees. At the S. Alabama game I took an Advil at halftime and it helped.

Fortunately, I can't think of a truly bad experience outside of being disappointed with the outcome of some games. However, Ole Miss being on the schedule brings back one of my most vivid memories of someone else having a bad day.

In 1997, one week after shocking the country by upsetting #1 Florida, unranked Ole Miss came to town for an 11:30 JP game. LSU had climbed to #8 in the polls after beating Florida, which was its highest ranking in nearly a decade. Everyone was pumped...even though it was a day game. OM played tough, but LSU still led at the half. Then in the second half LSU couldn't hold onto the ball and they couldn't stop OM.

I was sitting in the east sideline section, Late in the game OM scored to essentially put the game away. After the score an OM cheerleader was running down the sideline with a big OM flag. Some guy about 25-30 rows up decided that was his breaking point. He chucked what had to be a full 32 oz drink in the direction of the OM cheerleader. The throw was on line. Unfortunately, it came up just a bit short and hit an old lady with white cotton ball hair sitting in row 1 directly in the back of the head. Coke (or whatever was in the cup) splashed everywhere. The poor lady was ejected face first out of her seat. She never saw it coming. Her (I assumed) middle aged son was, understandably, pissed, and was looking up in the stands screaming and trying to figure out who threw the drink. He was ready to go roaring up the stairs all while the poor lady was now back in her seat looking like she had a wet Pomeranian on her head.