re: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

I've torn ACL twice. First time was very painful because it tore up a bunch of other stuff. But the most "hurts like a motherfricker!" thing I've ever had was a couple of months ago. My 2 yr old boy yanked the front door open while I was standing in front of it. I was watching a ball game and not paying attention. We were about to walk outside and see whatever commotion the kids next door were causing, but I paused a second to see the last of an at bat. I was wearing flip flops. The bottom of the door caught my big toe nail and stood it straight up. ripped it about 3/4 off. It hurt like frick and I couldn't see a Dr til the next morning.

Car wreck

Broke collar bone on both sides along with a shoulder blade.

No seat belt in back seat and my shoulders catching the front seats saved me from going through windshield. Sucked arse and lucky to be alive.

That sounds rough Dave

Glad to hear you’ve recovered

-3rd degree burns on my left leg, back side of both thighs and left arse cheek.
-Completely severed my left Achilles tendon.
-Split my taint open skate boarding half pipe. That sucked!!
-A 4-5" thorn through and through my left foot.

Kid in the 80's......making your own fun sometimes ended up in tragedy!

Dislocated my shoulder twice.

Caused by throwing the baseball and jerking off too much in high school. Tore my labrum all up and it popped out later in life

It was the 7th grade.

The pencil sharpener was mounted by the door of the classroom. I just sharpen my pencil and I was blowing off the saw dust while admiring how sharp I had gotten it. Then the bell rung and a bunch of other students ran into the room in an effort to not be late for class. In doing so someone ran into me pretty hard which caused my sharpened pencil to go straight up my right nostril of my nose. It hurt, I couldn’t see, and I was spraying blood everywhere and on everyone. Luckily, no permanent damage.

Hemmroids. Strained so hard to fart the ball came out!!!!

when Dorothy broke my heart

I've been pretty damn lucky with injuries although I've came pretty close to breaking a few bones before

Worse I'd have to say was in middle school when I was playing basketball. I was trying to drive for a lay up and I guess that fat dude that was trying to guard me got all twisted and fell right down on my ankle. Never felt so much pain in my life. Ankle ended up being black as night turned out it was extreme bruising of some muscle in my ankle and foot.

Also funny story when I was in gym sitting down because that's all I could do in a cast some chick wasn't paying attention and stepped right on my balls.

She still apologizes to this day and yes she is pretty hot

I had my share of stitches growing up. Broke my collarbone the summer I was 5 or 6 and had to wear this backpack strap looking harness all summer. Somehow kicked a faucet in the shower in 6th grade. I dropped my towel and instinctively threw my leg up to catch it from hitting the wet tub floor and caught my little toe in the faucet. Had a few stitches there and had trouble walking without pain for a few weeks. Split my head open on a water slide in GA in high school. Tons of blood and ended up in an ATL ER and got stitches. Had to calm the lifeguard down. She was freaking out. Told her to get on her radio and call a medic. But the worst pain outside of a sinus surgery and a tonsillectomy as an adult was when I caught my foot on the corner of a wall and dislocated a toe. It was sticking out sideways. I didn’t realize feet could hurt so much. Not much you can do but splint it or tape it and hobble around on one foot and the heel of your other one.

Oh, also sliced two fingers open on an old pocketknife. I was using it to scrape plumbers putty off the bottom of a sink. Was replacing the faucet and couldn’t get to the nuts because the disposal was in the way. So I took the sink out. I was on the deck scraping and my wife was on the other end of the deck doing something. As soon as it happened I told her to go grab a red kitchen towel, call her mom to come watch the kids, and get her keys. Four stitches in one and two in the other. Fingers swollen up like sausages and I had to get a tetanus shot too.