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re: What's the worst gift you've ever gotten for Christmas?

Posted on 12/12/17 at 2:04 pm to
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84786 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 2:04 pm to
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Yikes that sounds terrible


, it's surprisingly mediocre. If you've got a bottle of Crown Royal Apple that needs to be finished, it does the job.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 2:04 pm to
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highlight dvd of a 7-5 team.

So, what did they put on the remaining hour and 58 minutes of space on the DVD?
This post was edited on 12/12/17 at 2:05 pm
Posted by mouton
Savannah,Ga
Member since Aug 2006
28276 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 2:06 pm to
Can't remember if it was for my birthday or for Christmas but after I opened all of my smaller gifts my dad went to the back to bring out the grand finale big gift. He comes back with a fricking hermit crab in a little plastic aquarium. My older brother died laughing. It actually turned out to be kinda cool feeding him and watching him change shells and stuff.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57676 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 2:07 pm to
A $9.99 women’s Walmart watch
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9044 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 2:08 pm to
I have a brother-in-law from India. One year, he gave me an XXL t-shirt (I wear a M or L) that I'm pretty sure he bought at an Indian gas station. Had a bunch of weird images and sanskrit on it. Like an Indian version of the t-shirts you see at truck stops of a wolf howling at the moon.

The next year, I said "frick it" and got him a book about building treehouses that I got on clearance for $4.99 from Barnes and Noble.
This post was edited on 12/12/17 at 3:25 pm
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19513 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 2:08 pm to
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He touted the quantity over the quality as a selling point.


It's not just crap; it's a whole lot of crap!
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85010 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 2:13 pm to
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A two year old highlight dvd of a 7-5 team.

So far, you easily win.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108243 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 2:13 pm to
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Applebee's gift card.


Winner
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19118 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 2:14 pm to
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Girlfriend of 5 years broke up with me 3 days before Christmas years ago, made me move out and told me didn't love me anymore.


Damn she must have forgotten to get you a xmas gift and thought that seemed easier
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 2:29 pm to
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Girlfriend of 5 years broke up with me 3 days before Christmas years ago, made me move out and told me didn't love me anymore.


On the plus side, you could return all/most of her gifts?
Posted by bigwheel
Lake Charles
Member since Feb 2008
6491 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 2:30 pm to
A small can of salted peanuts( real small)
Posted by 99BLKBRD
Member since Mar 2015
575 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 2:31 pm to
A letter from an attorney informing me that my wife is filing for divorce. To be honest, I received it on December 15th.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 2:44 pm to
I got a cuckoo clock. Parts.
Had to assemble. A real chore. I was 10. From my aunt who was into being smart and cornell grad.
It turned out to be as loud TICK TOCK as a guitar. I moved it out of my room into hallway. Parents complained.
Brief angst should aunt visit and wonder about it.
Trash.
This post was edited on 12/12/17 at 2:45 pm
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35373 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 2:45 pm to
Herpes
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 2:47 pm to
Switches
Posted by Ajo Devil
Tempe, AZ
Member since Sep 2006
2428 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 2:54 pm to
Five thousand dollars in an envelope. I mean wth, that takes no effort at all.
Posted by Syd
Member since Sep 2012
2964 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 3:16 pm to
I got some stale crackers from a aunt who is rich as hell.
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 3:17 pm to
My first wife gave her second husband divorce papers on Christmas day. She also let him know that the baby she was 8 1/2 months pregnant with wasn't his.

This is 100% truth.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35373 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 3:17 pm to
Sound like classy folks up around your way
Posted by bubbz
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
22815 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 3:19 pm to
My father (classic father of the year candidate) had a big box wrapped and gave it to me. Inside was a coupon to fix my broken TV that he broke. Take into account that I only saw him 4-5 weeks out of the year. Yep...

Different Christmas, same parent gave me another coupon for a fishing trip in the summer that we never took.

I was often disappointed as a child having to spend Christmas with him. I hated it. I remember one Christmas when I was 11 and got nothing but clothes. What fricking kid wants clothes for Christmas??

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