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re: What's the worst gift you've ever gotten for Christmas?
Posted on 12/12/17 at 3:19 pm to HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Posted on 12/12/17 at 3:19 pm to HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
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My first wife gave her second husband divorce papers on Christmas day. She also let him know that the baby she was 8 1/2 months pregnant with wasn't his.
This is 100% truth.
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Posted on 12/12/17 at 3:22 pm to HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
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My first wife gave her second husband
There is nothing that could follow this opening that wouldn't be trashy
Posted on 12/12/17 at 3:23 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
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Sound like classy folks up around your way
My ex wife is trash. I have no excuse for marrying her. She left our son with her parents and moved to the other side of the country when I was in Iraq during the first Gulf War and I never even knew it until I got home.
She just divorced her fourth husband (I was her first)
Posted on 12/12/17 at 3:37 pm to Blob Fish
My mom’s dad died a few weeks before Christmas. She obviously wasn’t in the Christmas spirit.
She gave me a lightly used pair of my grandpa’s shower shoes.
She gave me a lightly used pair of my grandpa’s shower shoes.
Posted on 12/12/17 at 3:42 pm to Bmath
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She gave me a lightly used pair of my grandpa’s shower shoes.
May as well have given you his bed sheets
Posted on 12/12/17 at 3:45 pm to Blob Fish
My grandma bought me this gift for Christmas. Was not even a fan of this character. I was to young to call people anyway.
Posted on 12/12/17 at 3:53 pm to Blob Fish
My grandma has a great ability to find the most God awful looking LSU gear. But she always comes thru and she always matched whatever gear to my hobbies growing up.
The worst one was my ex wife spending 4.5k on a stupid fricking painting of modern bullshite "she thought I would like". I was barely making 35/yr and was saving to buy a new work truck. Her drugged up spending spree left me with less than 100 in the bank account. That was the beginning of the end for me, we were divorced 4 months later. Great part was I got to keep the painting. Might burn it one of these days and send her the video
The worst one was my ex wife spending 4.5k on a stupid fricking painting of modern bullshite "she thought I would like". I was barely making 35/yr and was saving to buy a new work truck. Her drugged up spending spree left me with less than 100 in the bank account. That was the beginning of the end for me, we were divorced 4 months later. Great part was I got to keep the painting. Might burn it one of these days and send her the video
Posted on 12/12/17 at 3:54 pm to 99BLKBRD
I thought I posted in this thread, unless this is a different one.. But mine isn't all that exciting. My mom's side of the family is relatively big. She has 7 siblings and one of them lives in Shreveport.. When we were kids, everyone pulled names and we never really seen the cousins from Shreveport much at all. They would come to Christmas every few years and one of those years, they happened to pull my name. They gave me a sweatsuit.. like the cheap, one color sweatsuit that you get from Walmart.. And it was too small for me. That same year, one of the adults (family from Shreveport) pulled my dad's name and gave him a Shakespeare book.
As for as people who say they got divorce papers.. That's hardcore. I know a girl who had been thinking about divorcing her husband and it might have been late October, early November when she made the decision to do so. She told some family members and some friends that she wasn't going to tell the husband, she was just going to wait until after Christmas so it wouldn't be a big issue with the kids, etc.. And she until December 26.. One of the friends she told, told me about it for some reason, I knew who the guy was.. But didn't really know him personally, but I felt bad that I knew he was about to get blind-sided the day after Christmas.
As for as people who say they got divorce papers.. That's hardcore. I know a girl who had been thinking about divorcing her husband and it might have been late October, early November when she made the decision to do so. She told some family members and some friends that she wasn't going to tell the husband, she was just going to wait until after Christmas so it wouldn't be a big issue with the kids, etc.. And she until December 26.. One of the friends she told, told me about it for some reason, I knew who the guy was.. But didn't really know him personally, but I felt bad that I knew he was about to get blind-sided the day after Christmas.
Posted on 12/12/17 at 3:55 pm to Run Ultra
That's a bad arse phone.
Posted on 12/12/17 at 3:58 pm to Blob Fish
A box of rocks. I spent a month shaking it multiple times a day trying to figure out what it was.
Posted on 12/12/17 at 4:06 pm to Run Ultra
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Was not even a fan of this character.
I hope it sounded like him when it rang
Posted on 12/12/17 at 4:09 pm to lsuin92
Ha, the upvotes/downvotes are 21-0 
Posted on 12/12/17 at 4:17 pm to Blob Fish
charcoal in my stocking several times
Posted on 12/12/17 at 4:19 pm to Blob Fish
A vendor gave me a TGIFriday's restaurant gift card. BR hasn't had a TGIF in over a decade. thanks a lot.
Posted on 12/12/17 at 4:21 pm to cj35
My aunt gave me the Eraser DVD. It was in Spanish. Always hated her.
Posted on 12/12/17 at 4:30 pm to Blob Fish
It's a print of this picture for the game of the century framed that looks like the one below.
Posted on 12/12/17 at 4:30 pm to Blob Fish
One year my brother calls me and says, "I'm getting you either Wrestlemania or Linkin Park tickets for Christmas. Which would you prefer?" Me being a huge wrestling fan I said Wrestlemania tickets. Christmas comes around and he gives me my present and it's an Under Armour sweatshirt. I was so pissed. I still have the sweatshirt and refer to it as my Wrestlemania ticket.
Posted on 12/12/17 at 4:31 pm to Blob Fish
A broken heart.
ETA: got to keep the nice sweater and cologne though
ETA: got to keep the nice sweater and cologne though
This post was edited on 12/12/17 at 4:34 pm
Posted on 12/12/17 at 4:40 pm to Blob Fish
we drew names in our family, so when i was about 8 (1961), we're all at my grandmother's house. Her sister-in-law had money and no kids, so she was the rich aunt. Ruby. Aunt Ruby gets there, and tells the boys to go get all the presents out of her car and bring them in, and she'll give us each a quarter. so we did, and Aunt Ruby passes out quarters, until she got to me and she said "you don't get a quarter, because i drew your name and already got you something."
In addition to stiffing me for the quarter, Aunt Ruby gave 8 year old me cheap arse socks for Christmas. I did my best to not be in the same room with her ever again.
Then she died.
35 years later. and i didn't care.
In addition to stiffing me for the quarter, Aunt Ruby gave 8 year old me cheap arse socks for Christmas. I did my best to not be in the same room with her ever again.
Then she died.
35 years later. and i didn't care.
Posted on 12/12/17 at 4:48 pm to piratedude
Damn, Aunt Ruby gave you the gift that keeps on giving: a lifetime of bitterness.
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