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re: What's the worst gift you've ever gotten for Christmas?

Posted on 12/12/17 at 4:55 pm to
Posted by LCA131
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Member since Feb 2008
72604 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 4:55 pm to
quote:

aunt gave me a dvd of the 2006 season highlights of the gamecocks. This was in 2008. A two year old highlight dvd of a 7-5 team.


At least it was only 30 seconds long
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98203 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 4:59 pm to
A distant relative gave my sister a ventriloquist's dummy. She burst into tears.
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11346 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 5:21 pm to
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My grandma has a great ability to find the most God awful looking LSU gear


Our grandmas must shop together... I have no idea where she finds the shite sometimes... t-shirts that really elevate how stupid toonces looks
Posted by Methuselah
On da Riva
Member since Jan 2005
23350 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 5:22 pm to
Well, last year as I was on the transplant waiting list, I got a call after we had just got back from midnight Mass on Christmas eve/Christmas day that they had a liver. Hours and a trip to the hospital later and it was determined that the liver was not of sufficient quality to transplant. What a present, right?

Nah, just kidding. That did happen but it wasn't a bad gift at all. Ended up getting a liver in February and that Christmas call was just a part of the best gift I ever got.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65751 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

My aunt gave me a dvd of the 2006 season highlights of the gamecocks.
9/16/2006: Wofford @ USCe

I was there to see the thrilling 27-20 Gamecock victory!

(LSU hat on in a suite, frick ‘em)

The ole ball coach’s second year in Columbia.

Worst present I got was Toughskins, frick getting clothes when you’re 8 or 10 years old.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29110 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 6:54 pm to
Tickets to the 2014 sugar bowl.
Posted by offshoretrash
Farmerville, La
Member since Aug 2008
10177 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 7:19 pm to
All I ever got from my grandparents was a bag of fruit for Xmas. I got a $6 flashlight from my SIL, I never did the gift exchange thing again with the family.
Posted by TrapperJohn
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
11147 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 7:22 pm to
Kenny Rogers tape. I guess if I'd been a country fan or older than 50, it would've been a solid gift.
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
11639 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 8:15 pm to
I got a thick cotton pull over shirt. I think it came from K-Mart or Wallmarks..But the real bad thing I think it was used..I found a food stain on it..so my dog is enjoying it as part of his bedding.
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
26256 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 8:17 pm to
The flu.
Posted by the paradigm
Moon Township, PA
Member since Sep 2017
5417 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 8:24 pm to
My ex-mother in law once got me a pair of fingernail clippers. Especially odd considering I keep my nails short and well-manicured.
Posted by jennBN
Member since Jun 2010
3151 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 8:29 pm to
My senile grandmother wrapped a dozen deviled eggs at our family party and put it in the dirty Santa pile. Hilarity ensued.
Posted by Dalosaqy
I can't quite re
Member since Dec 2007
12309 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 8:57 pm to
Hot Dogger. You either know or you don't.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20415 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 9:45 pm to
Last Christmas, she gave me her heart, but the very next day I gave it away. She says this year, to save her from tears, she is going to give it to someone special. I'm like, "whatev, you evil wretched snake woman."
This post was edited on 12/13/17 at 8:21 am
Posted by Skooter
Member since Jun 2008
2253 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 9:59 pm to
My aunt gave me a box of 5 little dinosaur shaped soaps. Like, lower than dollar store brand. I was 6 or 7 at the time and thought it was a shitty gift as soon as I opened it. Then, to top it off, the soap melted into nothing after 1 bath.
Posted by 504Voodoo
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2012
13535 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 1:58 am to
quote:

My first wife gave her second husband divorce papers on Christmas day. She also let him know that the baby she was 8 1/2 months pregnant with wasn't his.

This is 100% truth.


And you married that?
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23067 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 5:56 am to
My mother gave me a Thesaurus one time.
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13380 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 6:46 am to
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Girlfriend of 5 years broke up with me 3 days before Christmas years ago, made me move out and told me didn't love me anymore.


You were fortunate. I was dating a girl that I had engaged to and she broke up with me on Thanksgiving day.

Years later I realize that was the best gift ever. She was a bitch and a half.
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10512 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 7:42 am to
When my wife and I got married we went to visit her grandparents around Christmas and all of her cousins and extended family showed up with gifts for everyone. We didn't bring any because we had never done gifts with these people. So they hand out a gift to everyone and we all open together at once. I got a can of cashews. There is no excited face for cashews. I looked at my wife and said why the frick did they give me cashews. I really think they took it out of the pantry last minute and wrapped it so I'd have something to open.
Posted by Tommy Patel
Member since Apr 2006
7558 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 4:50 pm to
Cowboys bathrobe and slippers from my step dad....I am a Steeler fan.....Santa died that day
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