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re: what's the worst experience you've had with a drunk chick
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:24 pm to Wind
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:24 pm to Wind
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I got a little excited and pushed it down her throat, she, a little drunk, vommited gummy bears all over my stomach, crotch and cock.
very subtle "i have an above averaged sized penis" comment
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Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:25 pm to shel311
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Damn!!!
Risky move.
I was young, eager, and inexperienced to the darkness that is this reality.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:32 pm to mikelbr
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She physically kicks the door open and comes running out the trailer with her mom or someone fussing at her "You know you're not supposed to be going out drinking."
I didn't think much of it
This is why I love mikelbr.. That mother fricker doesn't judge anyone..
If I pulled up to some chick's place and she kicks open the trailer door, comes running out and her mom is telling her "you know you not supposed to be going drinking", I putting the car in reverse and leaving that mother fricker..
Mike just said "I didn't think much of it".
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:33 pm to L1C4
Had sex with a girl in her friend's roommate's bed. I pass out drunk. Wake up. Piss. Go back in bedroom and pass out.
Asleep me likes to rub backs and thighs as I drift off. I go for the vag and there's a bush. My girl was bare.
I calmly, and quietly get up stumble out, and stumble into the right room.
Two other girls lived in the apartment. To this day I don't know which one it was and of they were awake.
No one ever said anything.
I either missed out on the girl I was actually interested in or dodged a huge std ridden bullet.
Asleep me likes to rub backs and thighs as I drift off. I go for the vag and there's a bush. My girl was bare.
I calmly, and quietly get up stumble out, and stumble into the right room.
Two other girls lived in the apartment. To this day I don't know which one it was and of they were awake.
No one ever said anything.
I either missed out on the girl I was actually interested in or dodged a huge std ridden bullet.
This post was edited on 4/6/18 at 12:34 pm
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:36 pm to TygerTyger
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“am I doing it right, daddy? Just like you like, daddy?” Kinda freaked me out but she started coming like crazy so I just let her do her thing.
Yeah, i’m into the dom/sub thing, but “daddy” is expressly forbidden. The only ones who call me that are my kids. Any sexualization of that just feels so dirty.
So they call me Captain, the dynamic is maintained, and everything is good.
Strangely, I had a chick call me daddy in another language (“Papi” specifically) And it didn’t bother me at all. It was kind of hot actually.
So make sense out of that one.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:41 pm to X123F45
I think you missed out on some sleepy-eyed "well hello there" strange.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:42 pm to ThatMakesSense
quote:Pics? Number?
Out of nowhere I get sucker punched from her side, I whip over and look and she's full on fighting 5 people in our section.
Had to carry her over my shoulder to get her outside the stadium. Then she proceeded to cause a drunken slut scene on the ramp down to Poydras.
quote:Oh wait, never mind.
She's a huge Cowboys fan.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:49 pm to fr33manator
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Strangely, I had a chick call me daddy in another language (“Papi” specifically) And it didn’t bother me at all. It was kind of hot actually.
Agreed!
I dated a mexican chick who called me Papi and I was OK with it.
She had the longest nipples, like half a crayon long. I had a hard time with that, but the sex was so caliente' that I just got used to it.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:49 pm to fr33manator
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So they call me Captain,
Get that neighbor slut over there, Captain Sparrow.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:51 pm to Darth_Vader
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Hooked up with a girl I met at a bar. Long story short we end up back at her place shitfaced drunk. It’s not long before we’re naked and she’s riding me on the couch. Midway through she starts calling me “daddy” and wants me to call her “my sweet little girl”. I figure, we’ll some chicks are into that so I do as she asked. She starts bawling and saying “am I doing it right, daddy? Just like you like, daddy?” Kinda freaked me out but she started coming like crazy so I just let her do her thing.
damn she rathered close her eyes and frick her daddy than look at you while fricking.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:52 pm to L1C4
At a conference in San Antonio, it was at one of the hotels on the River Walk. A group of us go out for dinner and drinks. One lady, don't know her that well, gets absolutely railed drunk. A bunch of us are walking and she decides to jump in the river. Somehow, I'm able to grab her mid-air and pull her back onto the concrete. I basically walk along the water and have to hold her hand and her next to me so she doesn't try to walk/jump back in.
I very loudly ask who is responsible for her, as it's probably time for her to go to bed. Two other girls say no, she's fine, let's keep going.
Head to another bar. We get some tables, girl gets up, walks over to bar counter, pukes on it. We all get kicked out.
I go to find the girl's two friends. They are gone. No idea where they went. Drunk girl has no phone.
I pick her up and carry her the block back to the hotel. Lay her down on sofa in lobby. Convince front desk clerk - who is laughing - to unlock her room door. Bring her into room, deposit her on her bed. Offer to help her take off her shoes or something, she says no, I'm good, falls asleep.
I let myself out of the room and find the group and resume drinking.
About 2 pm next day, we are at a break at the conference, and girl walks up to me, looking rough, and says "I was told I needed to thank you, I have no idea how I got in my room".
I very loudly ask who is responsible for her, as it's probably time for her to go to bed. Two other girls say no, she's fine, let's keep going.
Head to another bar. We get some tables, girl gets up, walks over to bar counter, pukes on it. We all get kicked out.
I go to find the girl's two friends. They are gone. No idea where they went. Drunk girl has no phone.
I pick her up and carry her the block back to the hotel. Lay her down on sofa in lobby. Convince front desk clerk - who is laughing - to unlock her room door. Bring her into room, deposit her on her bed. Offer to help her take off her shoes or something, she says no, I'm good, falls asleep.
I let myself out of the room and find the group and resume drinking.
About 2 pm next day, we are at a break at the conference, and girl walks up to me, looking rough, and says "I was told I needed to thank you, I have no idea how I got in my room".
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:54 pm to mikelbr
I dated this girl in college that was basically 24/7 drunk. I didn't really care for her all that much and was just having some fun.
Spring break, she's carrying around a 2 liter bottle of whiskey and mountain dew on the beach. Gets hammered runs over to one of the rental places, steals a life vest, and a few other things I forget. The rental dudes are chasing her dumb arse all over the beach, still carrying and drinking the 2 liter. They finally give up and just sort of wait for her to pass out which happened shortly.
She also passed out at a club, in the middle of the club, on the floor, in the middle of the dance floor.... people just kind of danced around her.
Spring break, she's carrying around a 2 liter bottle of whiskey and mountain dew on the beach. Gets hammered runs over to one of the rental places, steals a life vest, and a few other things I forget. The rental dudes are chasing her dumb arse all over the beach, still carrying and drinking the 2 liter. They finally give up and just sort of wait for her to pass out which happened shortly.
She also passed out at a club, in the middle of the club, on the floor, in the middle of the dance floor.... people just kind of danced around her.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:54 pm to Chad504boy
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but she started coming like crazy
subtle i made a girl cum one time brag
Posted on 4/6/18 at 1:01 pm to L1C4
...I just remembered another one.
Girl asked me to choke her while I'm hitting it from behind. I grab her throat, and squeeze slightly but lock my hand so I don't hurt her.
She was sliding too far down, and she was maybe 120lbs, I slide the other arm under her and pull her tight to me, and without even thinking, lift her back up.
Completely cut off her air and she started choking and queefing violently at the same time
I felt absolutely terrible.
Girl asked me to choke her while I'm hitting it from behind. I grab her throat, and squeeze slightly but lock my hand so I don't hurt her.
She was sliding too far down, and she was maybe 120lbs, I slide the other arm under her and pull her tight to me, and without even thinking, lift her back up.
Completely cut off her air and she started choking and queefing violently at the same time
I felt absolutely terrible.
This post was edited on 4/6/18 at 1:23 pm
Posted on 4/6/18 at 1:04 pm to X123F45
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Completely cut off her air and she started choking and questing violently at the same time
You made her quest? I want to do that.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 1:04 pm to OweO
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I putting the car in reverse and leaving that mother fricker..
Posted on 4/6/18 at 1:06 pm to mikelbr
What is pof?
Posted on 4/6/18 at 1:09 pm to Riolobo
So there's 4 of us out at the bars in NY and my buddy Matt meets a chick and hits it off with her... Well, they were drunk and making out at the bar and we were all staying a few blocks away at a friends place who was out of town... we'll call him Dave. So Matt calls Dave and asks if he can bring a chick back to the house.. Dave reluctantly agrees. So Chris, Myself and Mike all stay at the bar while Matt takes ol' girl back to Dave's crib... The 3 of us end up going to a diner at around 2:30am and that's when I get a call.
Matt: "Dude, I think... I think I killed her..."
Me: "What?! What happened? Where are you?!"
Matt: I'm walking towards the diner... come outside."
Me: "I'll be right out."
So Matt and I are talking quietly on the street and he's freaking out.. he's white as a ghost... he says that he and this chick got upstairs and started fooling around, one thing lead to another and he ended up tagging her from behind...
Matt: "That's when I hit her with the lamp.."
Me: "You did WHAT?!"
Matt: "She turned back to me and said 'Hit me with the lamp' so I did"
Me: "You didn't think 'Maybe I misheard her' and NOT hit her with the lamp?"
Matt: Yeah, I know dude, I shouldn't have hit her with that fricking lamp.."
Me: "Well, where is she now?"
I leave Chris and Mike at the diner and Matt and I walk back to Dave's house... We get back and go upstairs to the bedroom... she's gone.
No girl, no body... just a blood stain on the bed.
Matt is freaking out now... He ended up checking the papers for weeks afterward and nothing about a "Lamp Assault" was mentioned.
I don't know if that girl is alive or dead... Hopefully in the time it took Matt to walk to the diner and explain what happened to me, she came to.. realized that Matt was gone and took off.
The following weeks the 3 of us would frick with Matt about it...
Chris: "You sure she didn't say, 'Pump me like a champ?'"
Mike: "Maybe it was 'Treat me like a tramp'."
yankeeundercover story
Matt: "Dude, I think... I think I killed her..."
Me: "What?! What happened? Where are you?!"
Matt: I'm walking towards the diner... come outside."
Me: "I'll be right out."
So Matt and I are talking quietly on the street and he's freaking out.. he's white as a ghost... he says that he and this chick got upstairs and started fooling around, one thing lead to another and he ended up tagging her from behind...
Matt: "That's when I hit her with the lamp.."
Me: "You did WHAT?!"
Matt: "She turned back to me and said 'Hit me with the lamp' so I did"
Me: "You didn't think 'Maybe I misheard her' and NOT hit her with the lamp?"
Matt: Yeah, I know dude, I shouldn't have hit her with that fricking lamp.."
Me: "Well, where is she now?"
I leave Chris and Mike at the diner and Matt and I walk back to Dave's house... We get back and go upstairs to the bedroom... she's gone.
No girl, no body... just a blood stain on the bed.
Matt is freaking out now... He ended up checking the papers for weeks afterward and nothing about a "Lamp Assault" was mentioned.
I don't know if that girl is alive or dead... Hopefully in the time it took Matt to walk to the diner and explain what happened to me, she came to.. realized that Matt was gone and took off.
The following weeks the 3 of us would frick with Matt about it...
Chris: "You sure she didn't say, 'Pump me like a champ?'"
Mike: "Maybe it was 'Treat me like a tramp'."
yankeeundercover story
Posted on 4/6/18 at 1:11 pm to Chad504boy
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Matt: "She turned back to me and said 'Hit me with the lamp' so I did"
Posted on 4/6/18 at 1:16 pm to Goldrush25
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I was at that game.
Crazy man. Could've been you.
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