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re: what's the worst experience you've had with a drunk chick
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:50 am to L1C4
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:50 am to L1C4
As I read these stories, I reflect:
My life was pretty wild for about a decade with several periods of lunacy bordering on dangerous along the way, and despite many drunken random hookups I never had anything involving vomit, shite or piss.
I don't know if I should feel proud, lucky or that I missed out.
Still thinking through some cloudy events to confirm but nothing so far.
There was the time me and a buddy picked up these chicks at a bar in BR, all of us hammered, and as we're leaving she starts going off, completely out of nowhere, on these guys in the parking lot, one yelled back, she ran over and got in his face (at this point it was so bizarre and random I thought it was a joke and they knew each other), and he decked her in the face. Then we ran over and fought with them.
Did well in the brawl but pretty sure I didn't even end up nailing the stupid chick though despite the above.
My life was pretty wild for about a decade with several periods of lunacy bordering on dangerous along the way, and despite many drunken random hookups I never had anything involving vomit, shite or piss.
I don't know if I should feel proud, lucky or that I missed out.
Still thinking through some cloudy events to confirm but nothing so far. There was the time me and a buddy picked up these chicks at a bar in BR, all of us hammered, and as we're leaving she starts going off, completely out of nowhere, on these guys in the parking lot, one yelled back, she ran over and got in his face (at this point it was so bizarre and random I thought it was a joke and they knew each other), and he decked her in the face. Then we ran over and fought with them.
Did well in the brawl but pretty sure I didn't even end up nailing the stupid chick though despite the above.
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Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:53 am to CAD703X
i was at a bar with some friends and ended up getting in a car with a girl i knew and her roommate who had just moved to town. too many people in the car so the roommate ended up in my lap. she was skinny but definitely required beer googles but i was buzzed so ended up making out with her among other things.
i had nothing to do with her aside from that one night.
well apparently that was enough for her to go into full-on psycho mode and i had some friends in town for an LSU game (nashville) and she found out and SHOWS UP at my house in a formal dress & heels while we're trying to load up for the tailgate (this is like 930am).
i tell my buddies to keep loading the car while i try to explain to her she's not invited. they are laughing their asses off (of course) and when we go outside we find she's blocked us in with her car.
i finally convince her she can come and can she go get beer?
she leaves to the store and we take off the other direction.
tailgate and game goes as planned.
we get home about 11 and we're all in bed when the doorbell starts ringing and my dumbass friends let her in.
she flies upstairs to my room and when she finds out we were at the tailgate with other girls she proceeds to try & beat the ever living shite out of me while they're trying to pull her off of me until she finally fell asleep/passed out.
i had to drive to her roommate's apartment and bring her back with me so she could take her AND HER CAR home.
i had nothing to do with her aside from that one night.
well apparently that was enough for her to go into full-on psycho mode and i had some friends in town for an LSU game (nashville) and she found out and SHOWS UP at my house in a formal dress & heels while we're trying to load up for the tailgate (this is like 930am).
i tell my buddies to keep loading the car while i try to explain to her she's not invited. they are laughing their asses off (of course) and when we go outside we find she's blocked us in with her car.
i finally convince her she can come and can she go get beer?
she leaves to the store and we take off the other direction.
tailgate and game goes as planned.
we get home about 11 and we're all in bed when the doorbell starts ringing and my dumbass friends let her in.
she flies upstairs to my room and when she finds out we were at the tailgate with other girls she proceeds to try & beat the ever living shite out of me while they're trying to pull her off of me until she finally fell asleep/passed out.
i had to drive to her roommate's apartment and bring her back with me so she could take her AND HER CAR home.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:55 am to L1C4
Was out one night with a friend who I knew had a bf that was on the outs... we both start getting drunk and it's clear she's forgotten all about him and I dgaf at this point. We go back to her place and I'm so fricked up I start throwing up outside her apt.... she starts making out w/ me and I'm like wtf?! She's like I don't care that's how much I like you.... we go up and undress... the literal second before I go in she starts bawling crying how it's been so long since her bf even touched her and she dosent know how to feel. So I ended up getting all reved up just to console a naked crying girl.... woke up very hung over and frustrated.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:56 am to LSUBoo
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I refuse to believe that's your worst experience with a drunk chick.
Well this one older gal made me take her home from Caddy Cafe one night to butt-bone her. She actually demanded buttsex. I thought it was very out of character for her as I'd known her a few years and she was a 'good girl' type.
She tells me the next day that it won't happen again b/c she's leaving town to go die at a Hospice in Texas from colon cancer.
My dumbass response, "Wait is that shite contagious?"
But that wasn't the worst night. Just most fricked up awkward. I call that story Fu Man Chu.
This post was edited on 4/6/18 at 11:57 am
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:02 pm to mikelbr
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She tells me the next day that it won't happen again b/c she's leaving town to go die at a Hospice in Texas from colon cancer.
Normal me:that’s horrible.
“Why would that stop me?”
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:02 pm to Triple Bogey
quote:
I was in Tuscaloosa after we got beat by Bama in 2009. My then girlfriend at the time was shite faced and got into a limo full of guys and they drove off. Leaving me sitting on the curb outside of a bar right near Bryant-Denny alone.
I was there with my future ex-Wife. We were at Houndstooth after the game. Wish they had taken her.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:04 pm to L1C4
I went on a date with this girl to a crowded restaurant and she had like an allergic reaction to something. Everybody was watching and it was really embarrassing
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:04 pm to ThatMakesSense
Please tell me you married that happy warrior
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:07 pm to L1C4
Accidentally told a girl where I worked at some point in the night. One night stand, annnnnd...then she shows up at my job the next day with her 4 MONTH OLD SON that absolutely will not stop crying while she was hanging around me. Was supposed to be a one and done. I had to act offended that she didn't tell me she had a kid before and I was appalled she tired to hide it from me because I loved kids, but couldn't stand a liar.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:11 pm to mikelbr
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"You know you're not supposed to be going out drinking."
I didn't think much of it and took to her a daq shop nearby. We do shots and before each one she say's "I'm not supposed to be drinking."
Best part of post. Zero fricks given. Bravo sir.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:14 pm to L1C4
She was using way too much teeth.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:16 pm to Big Balls
Back in college I picked up this chic from The Bengal and brought her back to my place. We were both pretty hammered. Things start to rev up, cloths come off, and I'm going down to the Y when she starts saying in a very slurred and drunken voice "no daddy, no. don't do that daddy, it's wrong"
I went from diamond cutter hard to non existent in an instant. I just kinda eased out of bed, she's passed out now, and tip toe to the other room. I slept on the couch.
The next morning my phone starts ringing and it's her brother, looking for her. It turns out he knew my friend who had been my wingman and taken this chick's friend home.
I tell him yes, his sister's here, nothing happened, and I'm bringing her home ASAP.
I wake her up. She doesn't remember anything. Awkward silence all the way to her house. Her brother and dad are waiting for us under the carport. I drop her off, nod to them, and get the everliving frick out of there.
A couple of years later I ran in to her again at Sports Illustrated (I think y'all call it Reggies now). She stormed up and angrily asked why I never called her.
I didn't have the guts to tell her. I have no idea what that family history is, and I don't want to know.
I went from diamond cutter hard to non existent in an instant. I just kinda eased out of bed, she's passed out now, and tip toe to the other room. I slept on the couch.
The next morning my phone starts ringing and it's her brother, looking for her. It turns out he knew my friend who had been my wingman and taken this chick's friend home.
I tell him yes, his sister's here, nothing happened, and I'm bringing her home ASAP.
I wake her up. She doesn't remember anything. Awkward silence all the way to her house. Her brother and dad are waiting for us under the carport. I drop her off, nod to them, and get the everliving frick out of there.
A couple of years later I ran in to her again at Sports Illustrated (I think y'all call it Reggies now). She stormed up and angrily asked why I never called her.
I didn't have the guts to tell her. I have no idea what that family history is, and I don't want to know.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:18 pm to Havoc
Hooked up with a girl I met at a bar. Long story short we end up back at her place shitfaced drunk. It’s not long before we’re naked and she’s riding me on the couch. Midway through she starts calling me “daddy” and wants me to call her “my sweet little girl”. I figure, we’ll some chicks are into that so I do as she asked. She starts bawling and saying “am I doing it right, daddy? Just like you like, daddy?” Kinda freaked me out but she started coming like crazy so I just let her do her thing.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:18 pm to L1C4
Was banging this chick who threw up all over the floor when I was hitting it from the back. Then she wanted to keep going and switched positions, she farted. Her response was oops I tooted.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:18 pm to L1C4
quote:I'm sure there are much better stories, but for me...
what's the worst experience you've had with a drunk chick
I started "dating" this one chick who was pretty damn awesome. On my birthday we go out to dinner with a group then off to a bar. Arriving at the bar, she told me we would find a girl and take her home...ok!!! We find this one cool girl, but she's with a dude, her ex. At some point the 2 girls start kissing each other, and much to my surprise the other dude is not a fan of that and eventually gets so mad he leaves. At this point I'm thinking, "holy shite, her plan is actually going to happen." Night goes on, we're all getting pretty drunk, both girls make it very clear it is indeed going to happen. We leave, get back to my house. We all decided we needed more alcohol. I go to the kitchen to get drinks, the 2 girls go straight to my bedroom. I'm bringing the drinks to my bedroom just thinking, who doesn't have fantasy of walking into their bedroom to find 2 girls going at it in their bed. Except, when I get to my bedroom, the other sloppy drunk girl is full on crying about her ex and blah blah blah.
To make matters worse, the girl sleeps on the couch that night. I wake up the next morning, and my girl is gone, just long gone, left the house. So I had to complete the very awkward task of bringing the other girl/stranger home....not cool.
So much potential...so little payoff.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:19 pm to Darth_Vader
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“am I doing it right, daddy? Just like you like, daddy?” Kinda freaked me out but she started coming like crazy so I just let her do her thing.
Dude, see above.
I just couldn't.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:19 pm to ThatMakesSense
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and she's full on fighting 5 people in our section
That was your girl? I was about to square up with her drunk arse then out of nowhere you picked her up.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:20 pm to TygerTyger
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I picked up this chic from The Bengal and brought her back to my place
quote:Damn!!!
and I'm going down to the Y
Risky move.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:22 pm to TygerTyger
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Dude, see above.
I just couldn't.
Yeah. Made it super weird. But we were already in the middle of full on banging so I just rolled with it.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:22 pm to ThatMakesSense
quote:
Brought an old girlfriend to the Saints/Cowboys game in 2009 at the Dome. She's a huge Cowboys fan.
Saints were 13-0, twas a big game
I was at that game.
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