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re: what's the worst experience you've had with a drunk chick

Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:19 am to
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:19 am to
We should party.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:20 am to
I knew you'd have a good story for this thread
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
91071 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:21 am to
quote:

Barfed on? sharted on?


i dated one who used to get so drunk she would get up in the middle of the night and piss in the trash can.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100176 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:23 am to
Had a girl get too drunk and emotional and jump out of my truck going down the highway at 40 mph and broke her legs
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
175564 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:23 am to
quote:

mikelbr


you bought a girl drinks
another man took her home?

i am disappoint son.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
91071 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:24 am to
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We do shots and before each one she say's "I'm not supposed to be drinking.". I keep thinking it's a health thing or whatever.

Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17607 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:26 am to
quote:

you bought a girl drinks
another man took her home?

i am disappoint son.


I'm sure he rallied and saved the night by cuckolding some husband advertising his wife on Casual Encounters
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48993 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:28 am to
quote:

you bought a girl drinks
another man took her home?

i am disappoint son.



Exactly. You wanted WORST experience. That's low as it gets.

Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
34655 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:29 am to
Had one go ape shite for no reason when I suggested she had enough to drink. Threw a beer bottle through the mirror behind the bar and tossed the stool before being forcibly removed by a couple of bouncers. We keep in touch.
Posted by Triple Bogey
19th Green
Member since May 2017
6514 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:30 am to
I was in Tuscaloosa after we got beat by Bama in 2009. My then girlfriend at the time was shite faced and got into a limo full of guys and they drove off. Leaving me sitting on the curb outside of a bar right near Bryant-Denny alone.
Posted by redneck
Los Suenos, Costa Rica
Member since Dec 2003
54156 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:31 am to
Cadillac Cafe

I was having a convo with a friend and he said something funny

I laughed

Fat girl walking by thought we were laughing at her

grabbed me by the balls (thin slacks from wedding earlier)

had me on the ground begging for mercy

finally let go when friend threatened to hit her
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133069 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:36 am to
quote:

She was giving me head, I got a little excited and pushed it down her throat, she, a little drunk, vommited gummy bears all over my stomach, crotch and cock.






ETA: wow stealth, great minds
This post was edited on 4/6/18 at 11:38 am
Posted by keepitsimple
coast of erosion
Member since Aug 2017
93 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:37 am to
I didn't really want to bang this chick, but she kept insisting, lifted her shirt in a bar and put her tig ole bitties in my face. So we're bangin, she's on top, and proceeds to bite my nipple, drawing blood. Not my fetish.

I must have a 'frick me and hurt me' look. Another chick, much hotter, we finished bangin, I'm walking to take a leak, she takes a belt and welps my arse. wtf not cool
Posted by Roadkill Gumbo
Covington
Member since Sep 2017
318 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:37 am to
While at my cousin's send off party (he was going into the army the next day), I got nominated to take a completely trashed chick to her house some 30 minutes away. We literally had to pick her up and carry her to my car and prop her up in the front seat. She was knocked out! My cousin sat in the backseat and fell asleep on the way to her house. When I got close to her house, there was a sharp curve in the road that caused her to fall over on me and that's when she chunked up all over me.

This post was edited on 4/6/18 at 11:39 am
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
18818 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:37 am to
Blond celebrating her 45th birthday last night pulled out a rather fine pair of fake tits while the bar was closing down.

She didn't show us any tricks she said her vagina could do with a quarter, that was a bit of a let down though.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21574 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:39 am to
Not me but a friend with a large root claims his crank stimulated this drunk chick’s bung after barely squeezing in there and she actually pooped.
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8686 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:39 am to
In college I was trying to hook up with some girl at a party who had a boyfriend back home. We go back to her dorm room to "watch a movie" and right as we are about to have sex, she gets a phone call. She steps out of her room to answer it and comes back crying, like hysterical crying. The call was from her BF and she felt guilty for almost cheating on him.
This post was edited on 4/6/18 at 11:44 am
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
91071 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:41 am to
quote:

caused her to fall over on me and that's when she chunked up all over me.
quote:

Roadkill Gumbo

checks out
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
38152 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:43 am to
quote:

"cum inside me, I won't tell anyone you're the father"

-bar slut


My buddy fricked some crazy bitch last week who told him to put her legs behind her head and cum in her. He did. He’s a moron.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18852 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:45 am to
Threw up all over the back seat of my Bronco. Her friend offered to help me clean it up the next morning. I called them and got no answer.
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