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Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:20 am to mikelbr
I knew you'd have a good story for this thread
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:21 am to L1C4
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Barfed on? sharted on?
i dated one who used to get so drunk she would get up in the middle of the night and piss in the trash can.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:23 am to L1C4
Had a girl get too drunk and emotional and jump out of my truck going down the highway at 40 mph and broke her legs
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:23 am to mikelbr
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mikelbr
you bought a girl drinks
another man took her home?
i am disappoint son.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:24 am to mikelbr
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We do shots and before each one she say's "I'm not supposed to be drinking.". I keep thinking it's a health thing or whatever.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:26 am to Chad504boy
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you bought a girl drinks
another man took her home?
i am disappoint son.
I'm sure he rallied and saved the night by cuckolding some husband advertising his wife on Casual Encounters
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:28 am to Chad504boy
quote:
you bought a girl drinks
another man took her home?
i am disappoint son.
Exactly. You wanted WORST experience. That's low as it gets.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:29 am to L1C4
Had one go ape shite for no reason when I suggested she had enough to drink. Threw a beer bottle through the mirror behind the bar and tossed the stool before being forcibly removed by a couple of bouncers. We keep in touch.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:30 am to L1C4
I was in Tuscaloosa after we got beat by Bama in 2009. My then girlfriend at the time was shite faced and got into a limo full of guys and they drove off. Leaving me sitting on the curb outside of a bar right near Bryant-Denny alone.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:31 am to L1C4
Cadillac Cafe
I was having a convo with a friend and he said something funny
I laughed
Fat girl walking by thought we were laughing at her
grabbed me by the balls (thin slacks from wedding earlier)
had me on the ground begging for mercy
finally let go when friend threatened to hit her
I was having a convo with a friend and he said something funny
I laughed
Fat girl walking by thought we were laughing at her
grabbed me by the balls (thin slacks from wedding earlier)
had me on the ground begging for mercy
finally let go when friend threatened to hit her
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:36 am to Wind
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She was giving me head, I got a little excited and pushed it down her throat, she, a little drunk, vommited gummy bears all over my stomach, crotch and cock.
ETA: wow stealth, great minds
This post was edited on 4/6/18 at 11:38 am
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:37 am to L1C4
I didn't really want to bang this chick, but she kept insisting, lifted her shirt in a bar and put her tig ole bitties in my face. So we're bangin, she's on top, and proceeds to bite my nipple, drawing blood. Not my fetish.
I must have a 'frick me and hurt me' look. Another chick, much hotter, we finished bangin, I'm walking to take a leak, she takes a belt and welps my arse. wtf not cool
I must have a 'frick me and hurt me' look. Another chick, much hotter, we finished bangin, I'm walking to take a leak, she takes a belt and welps my arse. wtf not cool
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:37 am to L1C4
While at my cousin's send off party (he was going into the army the next day), I got nominated to take a completely trashed chick to her house some 30 minutes away. We literally had to pick her up and carry her to my car and prop her up in the front seat. She was knocked out! My cousin sat in the backseat and fell asleep on the way to her house. When I got close to her house, there was a sharp curve in the road that caused her to fall over on me and that's when she chunked up all over me.
This post was edited on 4/6/18 at 11:39 am
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:37 am to L1C4
Blond celebrating her 45th birthday last night pulled out a rather fine pair of fake tits while the bar was closing down.
She didn't show us any tricks she said her vagina could do with a quarter, that was a bit of a let down though.
She didn't show us any tricks she said her vagina could do with a quarter, that was a bit of a let down though.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:39 am to L1C4
Not me but a friend with a large root claims his crank stimulated this drunk chick’s bung after barely squeezing in there and she actually pooped. 
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:39 am to L1C4
In college I was trying to hook up with some girl at a party who had a boyfriend back home. We go back to her dorm room to "watch a movie" and right as we are about to have sex, she gets a phone call. She steps out of her room to answer it and comes back crying, like hysterical crying. The call was from her BF and she felt guilty for almost cheating on him.
This post was edited on 4/6/18 at 11:44 am
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:41 am to Roadkill Gumbo
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caused her to fall over on me and that's when she chunked up all over me.
quote:
Roadkill Gumbo
checks out
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:43 am to brucevilanch
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"cum inside me, I won't tell anyone you're the father"
-bar slut
My buddy fricked some crazy bitch last week who told him to put her legs behind her head and cum in her. He did. He’s a moron.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:45 am to L1C4
Threw up all over the back seat of my Bronco. Her friend offered to help me clean it up the next morning. I called them and got no answer.
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