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Posted on 7/26/25 at 8:53 pm to
Posted by chuckie
Member since Jun 2005
1023 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 8:53 pm to
Doctor screwing hot nurse practitioner that works for him. Been with his wife since high school. Nurse practitioners husband finds out and shows up to Docs house. Knocks on door and asks to speak with him by name. Beat him to the ground and then stomped his knee causing doctor a lot of pain and long lasting issues. And did it in docs front yard in front of neighbors.
Doc winds up with no wife and no hot girlfriend but a nurse practitioner that he has to work with but can’t have sex with at the risk of a lawsuit if he gets rid of her although,I think she eventually moved on.
Some folks on here know him and probably her
Posted by RoyalAir
Detroit
Member since Dec 2012
7209 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 9:42 pm to
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I’ve heard about this. There’s a term for it but I can’t remember the name. Basically, it’s not that uncommon for siblings or even parent/child incest when the two are separated in very early childhood and reunite in adulthood.

I remember two such stories in the news, one involved a mother and son, the other a father and daughter.


Genetic sexual attraction. Evidently it's like the complete inverse of the Westermarck Effect.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
19866 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 10:05 pm to
I’ve got 2:

My college gf had an uncle who was married to her aunt for like 40 years. They had three kids, several grandkids. He owned a biz and she was a teacher. One day she goes to get money from the atm and her cards don’t work. She calls up the bank to see what’s up. She then learns that her retirement account, checking and savings had been cleared. By her husband.


The POS bought his secretary a brand new car and ran away with her. She was 20 years younger.


But the worst:

My wife’s babysitter, let’s call her Amy, when she was a little girl ended up marrying her high school sweetheart, we’ll call him Sam.. Sam and Amy were married for like 20 years and had three kids together. Then one day, Amy’s niece, who was around 18, told the family she was pregnant, but wouldn’t tell anybody who the father was. Then Amy gets hit with divorce papers out of the blue. And Sam moves in with Amy’s niece, and they finally told everybody he was the father. Some diabolical shite.
Posted by Saunson69
Stephen the Pirate
Member since May 2023
8230 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 10:07 pm to
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Dude’s wife was caught giving his boss a BJ at the company Christmas party in the bathroom.


You must work for a trashy company. That would never in a million gagillion years happen at my company, but if it did, they would both be immediately terminated on the spot. They wouldn't be able to say a word before the owners of the company fired them. I think we would get fired if we even played tongue hockey with a girlfriend or spouse at my company Christmas party.
Posted by AaronDeTiger
baton rouge
Member since Jun 2014
2148 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 10:33 pm to
You must work for a good company.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
26566 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 10:50 pm to
It happenesmd to me once. I had a GF anf I found out she had a Tinder account from a friend. I told her to show me it...lets just say she was a slut...was a GF from eharmony. Won't date onlibe again. Just use Tinder to get easy women when I need if I am single.
Posted by sabbertooth
A Distant Planet
Member since Sep 2006
5962 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 6:38 am to
My Dad worked with a guy whose wife was hospitalized with a severe case of poison ivy from head to toe on her back. She also had it from her knees down in the front. He soon found out who her lover was when one of his friends was hospitalized with the same thing. Immediately divorced her.
This post was edited on 7/27/25 at 6:52 am
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
85765 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 7:01 am to
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Wife throws husband a surprise bday party
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Husband’s mistress shows up
how'd she find out?
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
32743 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 7:07 am to
I don’t understand beating up the guy your wife cheated with.

You’re missing the point.
Posted by sabbertooth
A Distant Planet
Member since Sep 2006
5962 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 7:27 am to
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I don’t understand beating up the guy your wife cheated with. You’re missing the point.


Totally agree. Keep your dignity and move on. No cure for a cheating wife.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
18853 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 8:02 am to
If it’s a friend or family member I get it…but still not worth getting charged with assault. Just take it as a sign she’s a whore and move on.
Posted by ThighMeat
Member since Aug 2024
131 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 8:22 am to
Small town, knew someone @ the party.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
11511 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 8:25 am to
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I’ve told this one on here before, but it’s a good one. When we moved into our neighborhood back in 2006, our neighbor to left had a son the same age as our son. Nice couple, but a bit of an odd couple. He was a regular baw, pretty country in fact. She was also from the country, but acted like she was from Martha’s Vineyard. Of course our sons, both 4 at the time, became best friends. We hung out with this couple some, usually holiday cookouts, neighborhood fireworks on the 4th and handing out candy on Halloween, things like that. He was cool to hang out with because he was a normal dude. She had to be extra with everything though. Like his idea of a good time was to cook some steaks or burgers on the grill, cold beer, and watch football. But she wanted some sort of fancy tea party with hats and gloves while listening to NPR. She was polite, but you could tell that even though she came from Walnut Grove, AL and her dad drove a coal truck, she thought she was better than everyone else. She had her one circle of girlfriends. They’d get together and pretend they were Martha Stewart. I remember one time some royal wedding was happening and they all got up at like 4:00 AM and put on fancy outfits, and met at my neighbor’s house just to watch this wedding live. Well, in her group of girlfriends was one dude. But of course it was OK because, being a flaming homo, he was “just one of the girls.” And I remember seeing this dude and he indeed was the most effeminate gay dude I’ve ever seen. But as things turned out, he wasn’t as gay as he let on. One night he crashed at my neighbor’s house after a party. In the middle of the night, the husband woke up and heard noises in the living room where the gay dude was supposed to be sleeping on the couch. He knew what he heard and crept in there to find his wife, completely naked, riding her gay friend’s dick on their couch. When he confronted them, she had the nerve to tell him to go back to bed and they’d talk about it in the morning! She wanted to finish! She was pissed that he interrupted them and was “making a big deal” out of catching her fricking another man. The husband threw the “gay” friend out and WWIII was on. He ended up leaving as well. Fast forward a few days and my son (8 or 9 by this time)comes in crying because his best friend just told him his parents are divorcing and he will probably be moving away. Up until then my son didn’t even know such a thing as divorce existed. They did divorce, and the neighbor kid does move away, though he stayed in our town at least. The husband goes off the deep end and gets into drugs pretty heavily and ends up in jail. The wife later on hooked up with a dentist who better suits her Martha Stewart lifestyle. The funny thing is, she still “hangs out” with her sorta “gay” friend. I guess her new husband doesn’t mind being cucked by a homo.

I’m imagining your boy is obese whisky tango with a sub 100IQ and the “gay guy” was a “queer liberal book reader” who “dressed gay” and did “gay sissy stuff” like cooking.

He had no clue why his wife would frick a gay dude or why a dude he thought was gay was fricking his wife. I can understand why he went off the deep end, being retarded and all.
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
8161 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 8:27 am to
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I don’t understand beating up the guy your wife cheated with.


You may be mad initially, but you will most likely want to thank the guy later on.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
11511 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 8:33 am to
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You must work for a trashy company. That would never in a million gagillion years happen at my company, but if it did, they would both be immediately terminated on the spot. They wouldn't be able to say a word before the owners of the company fired them. I think we would get fired if we even played tongue hockey with a girlfriend or spouse at my company Christmas party.

Do you enjoy working for such a righteous brigade?
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
48641 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 8:41 am to
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I’ve heard about this. There’s a term for it but I can’t remember the name. Basically, it’s not that uncommon for siblings or even parent/child incest when the two are separated in very early childhood and reunite in adulthood.

I remember two such stories in the news, one involved a mother and son, the other a father and daughter.


I remember reading about a brother and sister who were married or about to get married and some how they found out they were brother and sister. Apparently they had been separated at birth or very young. They met in their 50's and got together. I think they even decided to stay together knowing there was possibility of having children. I think this was somewhere in the UK.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
71746 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 8:42 am to
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I’m imagining your boy is obese whisky tango with a sub 100IQ


No. He was actually rather tall and kinda lanky.

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and the “gay guy” was a “queer liberal book reader” who “dressed gay” and did “gay sissy stuff” like cooking.


He was short and kinda chubby. He did dress and act very flamboyant though.

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He had no clue why his wife would frick a gay dude or why a dude he thought was gay was fricking his wife. I can understand why he went off the deep end, being retarded and all.


I’m not saying he was the sharpest tool in the shed, but he wasn’t a dumbass either. I don’t know what all went on over there on a daily basis. I was only around the wife occasionally, and usually that was a social setting like a cookout or the ballpark. Same for the queer dude. I paid neither of them much attention because I had literally nothing in common with either. But from what little I was around them, she never gave me the whorish vibe, and the only vibe I got from the dude was he was a flaming homo.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17149 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 9:00 am to
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Not the same, they didn't do it at the hospital.


Well then my horse is more of a whore than yours obviously.
Posted by sabbertooth
A Distant Planet
Member since Sep 2006
5962 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 10:45 am to
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They met in their 50's and got together. I think they even decided to stay together knowing there was possibility of having children.


I seriously doubt having children would a possibility.
This post was edited on 7/27/25 at 10:46 am
Posted by sabbertooth
A Distant Planet
Member since Sep 2006
5962 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 10:51 am to
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If it’s a friend or family member I get it…but still not worth getting charged with assault. Just take it as a sign she’s a whore and move on


Agree, There isn’t a woman in the world worth going to jail for. Why fight over something you don’t want?
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