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re: What's the worst cheating story you've heard?
Posted on 7/23/25 at 10:38 am to Billy Blanks
Posted on 7/23/25 at 10:38 am to Billy Blanks
I used a TI-81 to cheat on a Gen Chem 3 test in college. It didn't work well. Didnt cheat anymore.
Posted on 7/23/25 at 10:38 am to csorre1
Cauble walked in on SFP reading poetry to Blondie. Very embarassing
Posted on 7/23/25 at 10:39 am to Billy Blanks
I was young and started a job, and a coworker gave me the heads up to watch our boss if he tries to give you overtime working nights b/c he will bang your old lady.
I found out later he was screwing another employees wife and would give him overtime so he could screw her while he worked. Also find out a couple of his other coworkers was screwing his wife. Not sure how the guy didn’t know or find out.
Years later they are divorced and I’m single and I hook up with her. She was pretty hot and she tells me the whole story. The boss had got her to buy a house right next door with her husband so he could frick her more regularly. Went on for years until they ended up divorcing. I told her that’s some shite guys start shooting over. Women are crazy.
I found out later he was screwing another employees wife and would give him overtime so he could screw her while he worked. Also find out a couple of his other coworkers was screwing his wife. Not sure how the guy didn’t know or find out.
Years later they are divorced and I’m single and I hook up with her. She was pretty hot and she tells me the whole story. The boss had got her to buy a house right next door with her husband so he could frick her more regularly. Went on for years until they ended up divorcing. I told her that’s some shite guys start shooting over. Women are crazy.
This post was edited on 7/23/25 at 11:27 am
Posted on 7/23/25 at 10:39 am to boxcarbarney
Another one that I just remembered:
My mom's cousin came home early to find his drug addict wife in bed with her black drug dealer.
It was a pretty big scandal in the faimly, but for whatever reason he stayed with her.
9 months later she gives birth to a dark skinned baby.
She would tell people "Oh, he has that dark skin because of his dad's Greek blood."
Lady, that baby ain't half Greek.
When I was a kid, I couldn't understand why he looked different from the rest of the family. I asked my mom about it, and she told me to never ask again.
My mom's cousin came home early to find his drug addict wife in bed with her black drug dealer.
It was a pretty big scandal in the faimly, but for whatever reason he stayed with her.
9 months later she gives birth to a dark skinned baby.
She would tell people "Oh, he has that dark skin because of his dad's Greek blood."
Lady, that baby ain't half Greek.
When I was a kid, I couldn't understand why he looked different from the rest of the family. I asked my mom about it, and she told me to never ask again.
Posted on 7/23/25 at 10:42 am to Hoops
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Both married couples didn't leave one another. Not sure how you come back from that.
You don't.
Posted on 7/23/25 at 10:42 am to FairhopeTider
Family eskimo sisters, then a deserving 2 on 1 brawl at a country club. That sounds about Bama 
Posted on 7/23/25 at 10:43 am to Billy Blanks
There was this CEO (married with kids) who took his HR Director to a Coldplay concert...
Posted on 7/23/25 at 10:46 am to Billy Blanks
Neighbors vacationed together for years. Their children were all close friends.
One alcohol soaked vacation night two of the neighbors hooked up and a wife walked in. Complete collapse of two families and friends.
One alcohol soaked vacation night two of the neighbors hooked up and a wife walked in. Complete collapse of two families and friends.
Posted on 7/23/25 at 10:46 am to AZBadgerFan
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Dad shows son a pic of an Arizona Cardinals cheerleader online and son says "Dad, she's pretty. How do you know her?" Dad tells son "she's a friend". Not long after ex's phone rings, it's the husband calling. She picks up and there is the sound of two people having sex. It turns out that unknown to the husband the cheerleader dialed the wife from her husband's phone (presumably) on the nightstand so the wife can hear her husband cheating on her. That's savage
Goddamn
Posted on 7/23/25 at 10:47 am to Billy Blanks
Girl I worked with caught her husband fricking his friend girl. She left him. 2 weeks later someone asked her how it was proceeding. She said, with a smile, she was fricking her husband behind his friend girl's back.
Posted on 7/23/25 at 10:50 am to Billy Blanks
How does a man come back from cheating? Thinking about losing his children, most of his money, and just about everything. That’s how. Divorce rape
Posted on 7/23/25 at 10:51 am to BabyTac
quote:this doesn’t make sense
An average looking woman has multiple opportunities daily, 365 days a year, to cheat if they wanted to. All it takes is a weak moment. A man (minus prostitution) actually has to make a pretty strong effort, put time in, and in some cases get lucky to cheat.
Because if the average looking woman is looking to cheat - the guy doesn’t need to put any effort into it
Basically you’re saying, if a guy is looking to cheat - there is always some woman out there willing
Posted on 7/23/25 at 10:51 am to TigerFanatic99
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Was the guy short and round or was the wife short and round?

Posted on 7/23/25 at 10:52 am to Billy Blanks
I knew a guy that left home for a weekend fishing trip. Made it 30 minutes down the road, realized he forgot something and turned around to go back home. He got home and found his wife in their hot tub with his brother-in-law (sister's husband)
Posted on 7/23/25 at 10:55 am to Billy Blanks
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What's the worst cheating story you've heard?
guy I worked with years ago was cheating on his wife.
dude up and has a stroke in middle of banging side piece.
side piece calls 911, Ambulance picks up him to the hospital (side piece rides with him in Ambulance).
His wife works in the ER at the hospital.
Wife finds out he's cheating, side piece finds out he's married all in one shot while he's stroking out on a stretcher in the ER
Posted on 7/23/25 at 10:55 am to Billy Blanks
X-ray tech left her husband of 1 month after hooking up with a surgeon. Dude was a terrible surgeon, even worse he was a complete dick, who looked like he’d never gotten pussy in his life.
She completely saw dollar signs…
She completely saw dollar signs…
Posted on 7/23/25 at 10:58 am to greygoose
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me and another guy were sales reps for the same employer. He refused to be alone with female coworkers. The boss wanted him and a female rep to call on clients together.
I was out of town and a female employee from another office was there. It was a big group of us for a meeting. Everyone else flies out the evening after the meeting. Leaving me and this female employee, who I met that day, in town for flights the next morning. We go to dinner and things start out fine. Next thing I know this chick is hammering double vodkas and I have to carry her out of the restaurant. She goes unconscious in the rental car on the short drive back to the hotel.
I drag her up to her room, use her key to open the door, dump her on her bed on top of the covers and get the frick out of there. I figure maybe it's a one off and I don't call her boss or anything else. I just leave town the next day and head home. Don't speak to or see her again.
Six weeks later the phone rings in my cubicle and it is her. She leads with "remember that night we got drunk?" I say "you got drunk." She then says "well, I am pregnant and it isn't from my husband." There is a long pause and I say "well nothing happened and I had a vasectomy five years ago. Bye."
I then went straight into my bosses office and laid the whole thing out followed by an email to HR.
Posted on 7/23/25 at 11:03 am to Billy Blanks
Many, many years ago... this dude in my residency was cheating on his wife with a nursing student. He had 2 cell phones, one was supposed to be his on-call phone, and the other was his personal phone.
He finished talking to his wife on his personal phone, forgot to hang up, and called his sidepiece on the on-call phone. Wife heard everything, and it was divorce-city.
He finished talking to his wife on his personal phone, forgot to hang up, and called his sidepiece on the on-call phone. Wife heard everything, and it was divorce-city.
Posted on 7/23/25 at 11:03 am to jbgleason
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I was out of town and a female employee from another office was there. It was a big group of us for a meeting. Everyone else flies out the evening after the meeting. Leaving me and this female employee, who I met that day, in town for flights the next morning. We go to dinner and things start out fine. Next thing I know this chick is hammering double vodkas and I have to carry her out of the restaurant. She goes unconscious in the rental car on the short drive back to the hotel.
I drag her up to her room, use her key to open the door, dump her on her bed on top of the covers and get the frick out of there. I figure maybe it's a one off and I don't call her boss or anything else. I just leave town the next day and head home. Don't speak to or see her again.
Six weeks later the phone rings in my cubicle and it is her. She leads with "remember that night we got drunk?" I say "you got drunk." She then says "well, I am pregnant and it isn't from my husband." There is a long pause and I say "well nothing happened and I had a vasectomy five years ago. Bye."
I then went straight into my bosses office and laid the whole thing out followed by an email to HR.
jesus christ
Posted on 7/23/25 at 11:09 am to greygoose
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He refused to be alone with female coworkers
Live by the Billy Graham rule : "Avoid spending time alone with women to whom they are not married or related to. It is adopted as a display of integrity, a means of avoiding sexual temptation, to avoid any appearance of doing something considered morally objectionable, as well as for avoiding accusations of sexual harassment or assault."
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