CajunInVirginia

Old story from last year, almost to the day. Our son earned his this year in 5th grade.

19:23 - Black guy in the hood with a Trump MAGA shirt!

And Dems say black people don't support Trump or vote Republican!

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My advise is to take his billion and buy up golf courses natiin wide and make them free to poor kids and their fathers.

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You presume they know their fathers.

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20 year old BMW

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Our spare car is a 2011 BMW. Son has about 5 years to driving age.

Our home luckily has a theater in the basement which is 110 inches. Thats where we watch our movies and sports.

Open a Learing Center!

Culcha!

They look like Butthead.

Culcha

Rules for driving in Baton Rouge
1. First you must learn to pronounce the city name. It is Batt'n Roodge.

2. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Baton Rouge has its own version of traffic rules... Hold on.....and pray.

3. All directions start with, "Get on I-10"...which has no beginning and no end.

4. The Chamber of Commerce calls getting through traffic a "scenic drive."

5. The morning rush hour is from 6:00 to 10:00. The evening rush hour is from 3:00 to 7:00. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning.

6. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will get rear-ended.

7. Hoo Shoo Too Road can only be pronounced by a native.

8. Construction on I-12 is a way of life, and a permanent form of entertainment.

9. All unfamiliar sights are explained by the phrase, "Oh, we are in Denham Springs!"

10. If you actually see someone with their turn signal on, it is probably a factory defect.

11. All old ladies with blue hair in Cadillacs have the right of way.

12. Lots of streets mysteriously change names as you cross intersections.

13. Horns are used before brakes or blinkers

14. A trip across town will take a minimum of an hour.

15. Must do::: clover leaf at airline and Florida and airline and 1-12.

16. The wrought iron on windows downtown isn't ornamental.

17. If you leave one car length for every 10 MPH speed between you and the car in front of you, somebody will cut in.

18. Never stare at the driver of the car with the bumper sticker that says, "Keep honking. I'm reloading."

19. For directions sake, you must know the difference between the "New" bridge & the "Old" bridge as also you should know the difference between the "New" mall and the "Old" mall.

20. Baton Rouge is the Only city in the USA with exits on the left side of an Interstate with an entrance in the same lane.

And finally,
21. Anyone trying to get within 5 miles of the LSU campus on the day of an LSU Football game either does not live in Baton Rouge or has lost his mind!

Sorry for your loss man