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re: What's the weirdest boner you can remember from your youth?
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:18 am to fallguy_1978
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:18 am to fallguy_1978
quote:No, Appetite for Destruction. I literally posted the pic lol.
The topless chick? That was the Lies album. I cranked it to that pic numerous times
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Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:19 am to PrimeTime Money
Ah, I didn't notice the chick the first time.
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:21 am to Klingler7
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My problem was being horny during my freshman year Earth science class. It was the last class of the day and I kept daydreaming about masturbating when I got home. Somehow the bus rides would make me hornier as the wheels went over bumps and potholes on the road.
I cringe at some of the teachers in middle and high school I jerked it to when I'd get home from school. Absolutely no standards and my teenage mind would go to some weird places with some of them.
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:22 am to blueboy
In the 8th grade my buddy brought one of his dad's National Geographic magazine's on the bus that had some Pygmy's and of course there were plenty of tittie's. Several minutes into it I had a raging boner that wouldn't go away. I still remember the embarrassment of making the walk of shame getting off the bus.
This post was edited on 5/27/20 at 11:23 am
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:22 am to PrimeTime Money
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Where did you go to school where the teachers wore cutoffs so short you could see their g strings?
He was homeschooled.
winner....
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:32 am to fallguy_1978
Had a girl in church standing in the pew in directly in front of me. Probably 16 or 17. Long dark hair. Very good slim body. Snug fitting dress that showed her shape. She started shaking and vibrating like she was orgasming. This lasted about 10 second before her mom noticed and then nearly jerked her arm out of socket. She stopped after that.
If this happen today I would have suspected she had a bluetooth vibrator stuck up her pussy. But I think she was just horney as frick and she had an itch she couldn't scratch.
Being in church and next to her mom made it weird as frick. But I think it moved a little. Jerk to the memory of it many times. I can still see her body jiggle through that tight thin dress.
If this happen today I would have suspected she had a bluetooth vibrator stuck up her pussy. But I think she was just horney as frick and she had an itch she couldn't scratch.
Being in church and next to her mom made it weird as frick. But I think it moved a little. Jerk to the memory of it many times. I can still see her body jiggle through that tight thin dress.
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:33 am to Klingler7
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Somehow the bus rides would make me hornier as the wheels went over bumps and potholes on the road.
Not sure why, but when I was 15 I would often get one for no good reason in the morning riding the school bus. Wouldn't be daydreaming or thinking about anything sexual; it would just happen. Never happened in the afternoon, just the morning ride.
Thank god the bus wasn't crowded and I always had a whole seat to myself.
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:35 am to BRich
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Not sure why, but when I was 15 I would often get one for no good reason in the morning riding the school bus. Wouldn't be daydreaming or thinking about anything sexual; it would just happen. Never happened in the afternoon, just the morning ride.
same god damn thing. I think it was the bumpy roads and school bus suspension.
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:38 am to BRich
these are the "weird" ones. getting a boner from seeing naked,semi naked or other female forms isn't weird.
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:43 am to MorbidTheClown
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:44 am to blueboy
What a weird, and creepy, topic.
Posted on 5/27/20 at 12:11 pm to blueboy
Getting my hair cut in middle school (I think) and the barber pushing her FUPA against my hand/the arm rest
Posted on 5/27/20 at 12:34 pm to Harry Morgan
Another weird boner I warmly remember is Lt. Ilea from Star Trek The Motion Picture
Posted on 5/27/20 at 1:19 pm to oleyeller
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When ace ventura came out the rhinos bhole
I just legit lold
Posted on 5/27/20 at 1:45 pm to The Spleen
I remember getting one when a hot girl I had a crush on gave me a sip of her coke and the thought of our lips touching the same surface. Anything turns you on at 14 yrs old
Posted on 5/27/20 at 1:49 pm to dirtytigers
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When I was about 4 or 5 I was watching Pros vs Joes at my grandparents house with all my family there. There was a swimming scene where they had a woman in a swimsuit. Something starts happening down there, and I ask my mom in front of everyone "Whats it called when my weewee gets hard"
And at that moment your dad felt a swell of pride knowing you weren’t gay
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