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re: What's the weirdest boner you can remember from your youth?
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:12 am to northshorebamaman
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:12 am to northshorebamaman
We found a box of porn mags out by the trash at a neighbor's house when I was about 7-8. His wife must have found his stash. We kept those damn things in our clubhouse out in the woods for years 
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Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:14 am to The Third Leg
I once was aroused watching Home Improvement, and it wasn't Heidi. I did successful relieve myself to Jill Taylor back in the day.
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:14 am to fallguy_1978
quote:The good old porno stash in the woods. I can smell the mildewed pages just thinking about it.
We kept those damn things in our clubhouse out in the woods for years
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:15 am to blueboy
Wait it was the pool scene...? and not this one?
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:16 am to blueboy
My 6th grade math teacher wearing the bright red thong that you can see through her white cutoff shorts.
Oh, you said weird. Idk.
Oh, you said weird. Idk.
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:16 am to blueboy
Blueboy, enjoy my upvote. In my adolescence I liked watching her run to the pool area in only a jersey.
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:17 am to blueboy
quote:
What's the weirdest boner you can remember from your youth?
Glenn Close in 101 Dalmatians.
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:38 am to AUriptide
Not weird but always annoying as frick
In school when you either were either called upon or the bell rang
Wondering if for the rest of your life you would have to do the clothes fidget and reset as you stood or walk around everywhere with hands in your pockets or have to have your bookbag slung over your chest as you walked down the halls
In school when you either were either called upon or the bell rang
Wondering if for the rest of your life you would have to do the clothes fidget and reset as you stood or walk around everywhere with hands in your pockets or have to have your bookbag slung over your chest as you walked down the halls
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:40 am to DeafJam73
quote:Where did you go to school where the teachers wore cutoffs so short you could see their g strings?
My 6th grade math teacher wearing the bright red thong that you can see through her white cutoff shorts.
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:42 am to blueboy
Not really weird, but went to my friend's house as a teenager. We never knocked, we would always just walk in the house. So I walked in and headed for his room.
Well he wasn't there. Walked past his parent's room and his mom (who we all thought was hot) was in there with nothing but a towel on her head from the shower.
I stopped and froze there with my jaw on the floor. She just smiled and said "He's not here SG, why don't you lock the door on your way out sweetie OK?"
I just said "yes ma'am", left and went home and jerked it about 10 times that day
Well he wasn't there. Walked past his parent's room and his mom (who we all thought was hot) was in there with nothing but a towel on her head from the shower.
I stopped and froze there with my jaw on the floor. She just smiled and said "He's not here SG, why don't you lock the door on your way out sweetie OK?"
I just said "yes ma'am", left and went home and jerked it about 10 times that day
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:52 am to blueboy
When I was about 4 or 5 I was watching Pros vs Joes at my grandparents house with all my family there. There was a swimming scene where they had a woman in a swimsuit. Something starts happening down there, and I ask my mom in front of everyone "Whats it called when my weewee gets hard"
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:58 am to AUriptide
My problem was being horny during my freshman year Earth science class. It was the last class of the day and I kept daydreaming about masturbating when I got home. Somehow the bus rides would make me hornier as the wheels went over bumps and potholes on the road.
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Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:59 am to blueboy
Working a Charger's game, damn cheerleaders got the best of me, so I had to rub one out right then...
Got busted...
Got busted...
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:01 am to blueboy
All of them
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:03 am to SG_Geaux
quote:
Well he wasn't there. Walked past his parent's room and his mom (who we all thought was hot) was in there with nothing but a towel on her head from the shower.
I stopped and froze there with my jaw on the floor. She just smiled and said "He's not here SG, why don't you lock the door on your way out sweetie OK?"
I had a buddy whose parents were a little older (around 60) when we were in HS. His mom was probably 60 lbs overweight too. I had the misfortune of walking in on her naked and can still see those damn snoopies on her chest in my head
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Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:05 am to blueboy
Always in Sunday School - bored listening to the lesson and thinking about the girls around me. Would panic knowing the teacher was about to tell us to stand up and pray.
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:12 am to blueboy
The picture on the inside of the Guns ‘n’ Roses “Appetite For Destruction” CD booklet:
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Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:14 am to blueboy
quote:He was homeschooled.
Where did you go to school where the teachers wore cutoffs so short you could see their g strings?
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:15 am to PrimeTime Money
The topless chick? That was the Lies album. I cranked it to that pic numerous times
Posted on 5/27/20 at 11:16 am to Hangover Haven
Tearing that thing up.
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