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What's the weirdest boner you can remember from your youth?
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:01 am
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:01 am
For me, it's definitely the Jobeth Williams grave/pool scene in Poltergeist.
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Even when it gets super weird, it's still kinda hot.
Come to think of it, they really worked the whole football shirt thing hard in this movie, especially with the ghost trying to feel her up in the bedroom.
BTW, a friend of mine pointed out the other day that the dad in that movie states his own age as being 31, and yet he and his wife have a 16 year old daughter. I researched and confirmed that, so WTF?
Anyhow, what of your weird boners?
> Even when it gets super weird, it's still kinda hot.
Come to think of it, they really worked the whole football shirt thing hard in this movie, especially with the ghost trying to feel her up in the bedroom.
BTW, a friend of mine pointed out the other day that the dad in that movie states his own age as being 31, and yet he and his wife have a 16 year old daughter. I researched and confirmed that, so WTF?
Anyhow, what of your weird boners?
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Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:02 am to blueboy
When ace ventura came out the rhinos bhole
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:03 am to blueboy
quote:coming out of my mom's vagina
What's the weirdest boner you can remember from your youth?
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:03 am to blueboy
quote:
For me, it's definitely the Jobeth Williams grave/pool scene in Poltergeist.
was it because of jobeth or the skeleton?
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:04 am to blueboy
I found a fat girl porno mag on the side of the road when I was 12. I wore that thing out
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:05 am to blueboy
When my boy scout leader put his hand on my neck.
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:06 am to blueboy
Why do you want to know about underage boy's boners?
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:06 am to blueboy
The early human exhibit at the Smithsonian.
The cave lady had a titty out.
The cave lady had a titty out.
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:06 am to northshorebamaman
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I found a fat girl porno mag on the side of the road when I was 12. I wore that thing out
Had a buddy in HS/college that preferred fat women. He used to keep BigUns or whatever the hell it was called in the bathroom.
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:07 am to fr33manator
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The cave lady had a titty out.
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:08 am to blueboy
Creepy dude. 
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:08 am to blueboy
Whenever I had to stand in front of the class a boner was guaranteed. I should have carried a hammer with me to knock that thing down.
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:08 am to MorbidTheClown
quote:Probably. Forget about that, though. What about the dad being 31 and the daughter being 16?
was it because of jobeth or the skeleton?
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:09 am to fr33manator
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The cave lady had a titty out.
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:09 am to blueboy
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What about the dad being 31 and the daughter being 16?
dude was banging jobeth in high school
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:10 am to Jim Rockford
You tuck it up under your waistband. Everyone knows that.
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:10 am to fallguy_1978
This one was called 'Buff'.
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:10 am to blueboy
60 year old obese Middle school home economics teacher put her giant breasts against my back during a cooking class.
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:12 am to blueboy
I remember when I was like 4 getting one and being quite confused.
Posted on 5/27/20 at 10:12 am to blueboy
I guess I was 7 or 8 and spending the night at a friend's house. I forget what we were watching on TV with his whole family, but I popped a chub that was pretty visible in my late 70's/early 80's short shorts.
I want to say it was over Farrah Fawcett in an episode of Battle Of the Network Stars, but not 100% sure.
I want to say it was over Farrah Fawcett in an episode of Battle Of the Network Stars, but not 100% sure.
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