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re: What’s the oldest person you know for a fact is a virgin?
Posted on 11/13/19 at 10:14 pm to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 11/13/19 at 10:14 pm to DavidTheGnome
I know an 89 year old catholic monk. I guess you cant know for an absoleute certainty but the odds are better than most.
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Posted on 11/13/19 at 10:15 pm to DavidTheGnome
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He doesn’t need a hooker, he just needs someone to help him find a girl. Like do double dates or something.
Man, I try all the time. He just sits back at his place and plays video games and shreds on the bass, making any excuse to not go out. I love him dearly, and have been pushing him for well over a decade, so if he doesn't have the wherewithal to do it, I'll just let him deal with it.
Posted on 11/13/19 at 10:15 pm to DavidTheGnome
I know a guy who is 33 and tells everyone he's a virgin. He's proud of it. Actually a nice, normal guy. A bit of a geek, but whatever. He's super Christian and waiting for marriage.
Posted on 11/13/19 at 10:17 pm to TheCaterpillar
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my aunt was a Catholic nun....
Don't bet on it
Posted on 11/13/19 at 10:25 pm to DavidTheGnome
Pretty sure my older brother is. Grew up with no social skills, has hung himself up on "the one" for 6-7 years at a time, whether she's in a relationship and barely knows he exists or puts him as square in the friend zone as a man can be.
You would have thought that being in the military he would have tripped over his shoelaces and fallen into some pussy, but he puts forth zero or negative effort to socialize with single women. Given his juvenile sense of humor and complete lack of self-awareness, my wife says he's basically female kryptonite.
You would have thought that being in the military he would have tripped over his shoelaces and fallen into some pussy, but he puts forth zero or negative effort to socialize with single women. Given his juvenile sense of humor and complete lack of self-awareness, my wife says he's basically female kryptonite.
This post was edited on 11/13/19 at 10:26 pm
Posted on 11/13/19 at 10:32 pm to DavidTheGnome
A dude at my high school got outed for having a micro penis
Basically he was about to get his dick sucked and when she saw it she couldn’t stop laughing
Soon everyone knew about it. So probably him.
Basically he was about to get his dick sucked and when she saw it she couldn’t stop laughing
Soon everyone knew about it. So probably him.
Posted on 11/13/19 at 10:39 pm to Mr Personality
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A dude at my high school got outed for having a micro penis
Man, imagine how terrible that shite would be.
One of my buddy's trashy arse girlfriend told me that she had her eyes on some wook/festie guy for a few weeks. Apparently handsome dude, about 6'4" 230lbs of gym rat. She was excited to get him to bed.
He whips it out and it is all of 2".
This dude probably gets pussy thrown at him all the time, with the expectation that he is sporting a hog leg, and disappoints every woman he comes across.
Posted on 11/13/19 at 10:44 pm to DavidTheGnome
My friend from HS. He’s 42 and I’m 99.9% sure he’s never had sex. I even doubt he’s made out with a live female. He’s not gay as far as I know.
Posted on 11/13/19 at 10:46 pm to DavidTheGnome
32. Friend of my wife.
Posted on 11/13/19 at 10:48 pm to moon
There’s a lady at our church that’s in her early 40s and a virgin. Fairly pretty, fun personality. definitely pretty enough that she shouldn’t have trouble if she wanted.
That being said, my town may be the worst possible place in the US for singles.
That being said, my town may be the worst possible place in the US for singles.
Posted on 11/13/19 at 10:49 pm to DavidTheGnome
Don’t underestimate the number of men that never had secks in their life.
Posted on 11/13/19 at 10:52 pm to HempHead
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One of my buddy's trashy arse girlfriend told me that she had her eyes on some wook/festie guy for a few weeks. Apparently handsome dude, about 6'4" 230lbs of gym rat. She was excited to get him to bed. He whips it out and it is all of 2".
Steroids
Posted on 11/13/19 at 10:54 pm to moon
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My friend from HS. He’s 42 and I’m 99.9% sure he’s never had sex. I even doubt he’s made out with a live female. He’s not gay as far as I know.
We need more info on why you said a "live" female
Posted on 11/13/19 at 10:54 pm to moon
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My friend from HS. He’s 42 and I’m 99.9% sure he’s never had sex. I even doubt he’s made out with a live female. He’s not gay as far as I know
People are quick to call em gay, but honestly if they were gay they wouldn’t be a virgin theyd be frickin dudes.
These are incels that are just terrified of talking to girls. They avoid them whenever possible and are awkward as hell whenever talking to them because hey go into panic mode. They still like girls but just don’t know what to do with them. It’s sad and there’s fat nerdy girls out here that would make perfect girlfriends for these dudes but getting that ice broken is almost impossible.
Posted on 11/13/19 at 10:55 pm to DavidTheGnome
I respect those who remain virgins by choice. As for the others, it must suck knowing that you’re the first in your ancestral line to not get laid.
Posted on 11/14/19 at 12:21 am to Jim Rockford
Tim Tebow is about 32
Posted on 11/14/19 at 12:35 am to DavidTheGnome
Anyone know if AC Green ever got married? I believe he was still playing in the NBA in his 40's, and claimed he was a virgin. I doubt I could do that. Those girls used to hang out in the lobby of the hotels where teams stayed.
Posted on 11/14/19 at 1:02 am to Saint Alfonzo
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Steroids
Steroids shrink your balls not your dick.
Posted on 11/14/19 at 6:40 am to Sweltering Chill
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when push came to shove, i didnt really wan the responsibility that would come with deflowering a 27 year old
Are you 15? She’s a grown woman. It’s her choice, if she chooses to have sex with you ... go right ahead.
Talk about responsibility...get her pregnant and then we will talk responsibility.
Posted on 11/14/19 at 6:49 am to DavidTheGnome
Does women who claim they are born again virgins with 3 kids by different baby daddy’s count?
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