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re: What’s the oldest person you know for a fact is a virgin?

Posted on 11/14/19 at 6:49 am to
Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 6:49 am to


Never waste a meme opportunity.
Posted by deltaland
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 6:50 am to
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want to get him a hooker or something. He rebuffs me any time I try to help him catch a woman.


Some people just don’t care that much. Which I don’t get, when I was 15-16 it drove me crazy until I finally got laid at 17. Then once it happened something clicked in me and that awkwardness went away and turned to confidence and from then all through college and couple years after it was party every weekend looking for a new girl
Posted by Grassy1
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 6:53 am to
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when push came to shove, i didnt really wan the responsibility that would come with deflowering a 27 year old


Are you 15? She’s a grown woman. It’s her choice, if she chooses to have sex with you ... go right ahead.

Talk about responsibility...get her pregnant and then we will talk responsibility.




Dude, there would be plenty of "responsibility" to go along with a taking the virginity of a 27 year old female.

The so called responsibility may just be a moral thing or the emotional baggage that she will take on (and share with you.) This is a very real thing. To ignore it and take it for granted would be foolish and selfish.

Don't drink 27 year old bourbon when you're drunk.

Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 6:53 am to
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It’s been so long I probably could legally be considered a virgin.

Dunno why but this hit me just right
Posted by offshoretrash
Farmerville, La
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 6:56 am to
I work with a guy that is 50yo and never had any. Weird dude.
Posted by 0
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:00 am to
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. He rebuffs me any time I try to help him catch a woman.


Great wording bro
Posted by wiltznucs
Apollo Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:00 am to
My wife’s BFF from High School. Now aged 41...

Attractive girl, was the Homecoming Queen at the school. Comes from an uber conservative religious family. Had a boyfriend in HS who died tragically in a car wreck. Hasn’t dated since. Ventures out only for work and church.

Doesn’t even show interest; but, takes care of herself. Fit, natural blonde with a set of bolt ons. No shortage of people interested in her. Despite this she’s absolutely reclusive and still lives on the family farm.

Convinced she’s actually a closeted lesbian and that I married her true love.
This post was edited on 11/14/19 at 7:10 am
Posted by member12
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:05 am to
I know a guy that is incredibly awkward socially. He passes/shares judgement on women all the time, but I doubt if he’s ever slept with one. Always seems to find a reason to avoid dating a girl.

I think he’s 32-33. And I don’t think he’ll ever change.

I think it may actually be more common for socially awkward women to be virgins at that age - religious conservatives or closeted lesbians. I know a few of those too.

Does that make the OP feel better?
This post was edited on 11/14/19 at 7:15 am
Posted by bubbz
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:08 am to
I know two actually both female and male. Believe it or not they are actually very good friends and both into church. One is late 30s other is early 40s, both 99% of virginity, but neither will make a move with each other or say anything. They’ve friend zoned each other
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:14 am to
I know an 89 year old woman that is certainly a Virgin.
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:14 am to
I know a couple of women in their mid 40's who have become born again and reclaimed their virginity after years of being promiscuous/drinking/drugs in their 20s and early 30s.

Now they are prudes and saving themselves for marriage.

Don't know if that counts or only counts if you're Christian.
Posted by member12
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:15 am to
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Don't know if that counts or only counts if you're Christian


Doesn’t count either way unless they can undo the past.

Lucky for them, it doesn’t really matter that much.
This post was edited on 11/14/19 at 7:17 am
Posted by Fargo Strut
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:16 am to
Alabama fans....you and your sister can pass this thread by.
Posted by ItNeverRains
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:18 am to
A girl that works with my wife is closing in on 40 and still a virgin. She’s cute, good personality, works out, owns her own place, and makes 75k year I would guess. She may cross the thresholds of spiritual fruit vs religious nut though.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:18 am to
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My aunt was a Catholic nun and died this year at 76 almost certainly a virgin
I'm not saying this is the case with your aunt, but I know a nun that is most definitely not a virgin. In her past life, I saw her getting railed by a dude behind a bar

My wife's cousin is 30 years old and a priest, I'm pretty sure he's a virgin, as he only had one girlfriend (I went to high school with him), and I'm good friends with his brother who said he's most likely a virgin.

ETA: I also know of a guy who recently lost his virginity at the age of 25.
This post was edited on 11/14/19 at 7:24 am
Posted by alterego55
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:18 am to
does lolo jones count?
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:26 am to
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Fit, natural blonde with a set of bolt ons
yeah I’m going to call BS on a girl with fake tits being a virgin
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:29 am to
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How old are you?



Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:35 am to
The pope
Posted by wiltznucs
Apollo Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2005
8968 posts
Posted on 11/14/19 at 7:44 am to
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yeah I’m going to call BS on a girl with fake tits being a virgin


Ordinarily I’d be with you on this one; but, in this case I’m 99.9999% certain she’s a virgin.

She’s a bizarre case to be sure.
This post was edited on 11/14/19 at 7:45 am
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