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re: What's the fattest thing you've ever done?
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:35 pm to JudgeHolden
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:35 pm to JudgeHolden
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Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:49 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
We were in the drive thru at the Burger King on highland. It was taking forever as it always did so my roommate got out of the car and walked to little Caesar’s to get a $5 large pie.
Get home, he proceeds to put chicken nuggets on his pizza, dip it into ranch dressing and wash it down with Mountain Dew and a 40.
Get home, he proceeds to put chicken nuggets on his pizza, dip it into ranch dressing and wash it down with Mountain Dew and a 40.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:53 pm to Cheese Grits
Nope Nope Nope And Nope
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:13 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
Probably my ex. 
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:22 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
Took a $200 bet in college that I couldn't eat 3 Wendys triple cheeseburgers and fries in a half hour.
Won the bet and didnt eat for about 3 days. If felt like a snake who just ate a big meal.
Was not fat then or now. But I was always starving in college so I considered it like a meal plan.
Burgers>>>>ramen
Won the bet and didnt eat for about 3 days. If felt like a snake who just ate a big meal.
Was not fat then or now. But I was always starving in college so I considered it like a meal plan.
Burgers>>>>ramen
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:44 pm to alphaandomega
*Cracks knuckles*
Every friday during a diet I would refeed with whatever the frick I wanted from that week in one sitting and couldn't get anything else and had to throw it away when I was done. I would get Oreos, whatever candy bar looked good when it came out, A pizza, whatever soda I hadn't tried, some type of gas station chicken, a tater log, and some milk to eat the oreos with. I actually lost a lot of weight doing that.
When on baseball trips in high school, we would always go to a buffet. Once we went to pizza hut and a few friend and I had a pizza eating contest. I won with 20 slices. Coach called me a disappointment and a fatass.
During long gaming sessions as a teenager, my step brother and I would get hot fudge sundae pop tarts, ice cream with chocolate syrup and mix it, mountain dew, and squirt cheese with crackers. Never gained a pound as we did sports year round.
At thanksgiving I like to put everything in my rolls to make a massive sandwich.
When bulking for a bodybuilding contest, I would drink a gallon of milk a day and put chocolate syrup in it. Would also eat regular stuff throughout the day.
In between those fat arse moments I usually at shite like chicken and green beans
Every friday during a diet I would refeed with whatever the frick I wanted from that week in one sitting and couldn't get anything else and had to throw it away when I was done. I would get Oreos, whatever candy bar looked good when it came out, A pizza, whatever soda I hadn't tried, some type of gas station chicken, a tater log, and some milk to eat the oreos with. I actually lost a lot of weight doing that.
When on baseball trips in high school, we would always go to a buffet. Once we went to pizza hut and a few friend and I had a pizza eating contest. I won with 20 slices. Coach called me a disappointment and a fatass.
During long gaming sessions as a teenager, my step brother and I would get hot fudge sundae pop tarts, ice cream with chocolate syrup and mix it, mountain dew, and squirt cheese with crackers. Never gained a pound as we did sports year round.
At thanksgiving I like to put everything in my rolls to make a massive sandwich.
When bulking for a bodybuilding contest, I would drink a gallon of milk a day and put chocolate syrup in it. Would also eat regular stuff throughout the day.
In between those fat arse moments I usually at shite like chicken and green beans
This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 3:45 pm
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:45 pm to fjlee90
quote:Spoke clear English mid-deepthroat. I made her wear the 10-lb hat not because it was necessary, but because it was the only way I could keep from giving her an ovation the entire time.
Bet she could suck start a Harley.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:49 pm to xiv
Best cheat meal story by Dave Tate
This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 3:51 pm
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:51 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
HS days hitting Mr Gattis Buffett and loading the plate to mountainous proportions......then returning after eating it all
Same time frame: eating a whole box of Hostess large powdered donuts (12) with a quart of whole chocolate milk.
Same time frame: eating a whole box of Hostess large powdered donuts (12) with a quart of whole chocolate milk.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:57 pm to CharlesLSU
I went through the donut shop drive thru. Ate way more donuts than one should. Then drove through the gas station, Pulled up between the pumps and reached out and threw the empty box and empty large chocolate milk bottle in the garbage without having to get out my car.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:59 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
I ate an entire XL Rotolo’s pizza with various toppings in one sitting. And I washed it down with a couple of porters. Yeah. I ate enough calories for like 3 days.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:33 pm to DeafJam73
When I was in high school, I was at an art convention in Lafayette. There were workshops in the evening at the hotel and McDonald's sponsored the meal for one of the workshops.
The moderator rolled in a shopping cart with dozens of those basic McDonald's burgers (the ones with just a pickle and ketchup).
Anyway, there were about 15 kids in the room and hardly anyone touched the burgers. Me and a friend were helping with the workshop and assisted in packing up the room after it was over. The moderator pointed to the burgers and told us to take what we wanted because the rest would be trashed.
My friend and I looked at each other and knew right then...we were going to eat as many of those damn burgers as we could physically stomach. Why? Because we could, I guess. Why not.
I don't remember how many I ate or how many we ate collectively -- but it made a very good dent in the pile o' burgers.
I remember feeling like I wanted to die for about 12 hours.
I regret nothing.
The moderator rolled in a shopping cart with dozens of those basic McDonald's burgers (the ones with just a pickle and ketchup).
Anyway, there were about 15 kids in the room and hardly anyone touched the burgers. Me and a friend were helping with the workshop and assisted in packing up the room after it was over. The moderator pointed to the burgers and told us to take what we wanted because the rest would be trashed.
My friend and I looked at each other and knew right then...we were going to eat as many of those damn burgers as we could physically stomach. Why? Because we could, I guess. Why not.
I don't remember how many I ate or how many we ate collectively -- but it made a very good dent in the pile o' burgers.
I remember feeling like I wanted to die for about 12 hours.
I regret nothing.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:53 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
One of my brothers pointed out a morbidly obese guy getting out of a pickup once. The truck springs were crushed on the drivers side the guy was so big. My brother said the guy was married to a heifer and at night they would watch tv after dinner then fix a snack. The snack was a five pound bag of French fries and they put a gallon jar of mayonnaise between their recliners and polished off the whole bag of fries. Dude didn’t live past 35 before his heart gave out. Ole baw and wife were said to sleep on a bed frame set up on concrete blocks.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:01 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
Ate 14 Taco Bell Tacos watching NFL one Sunday... drank about as many pony-sized beers. I couldn't eat more than 4 today. Was swimming laps, twice a day, 7 days a week back then and had to eat big to keep from losing
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:11 pm to Oilfieldbiology
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Oh my God. Those are truly disgusting.
The McDonald’s one is funny though
Really? The Oreo sludge made me lol.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:17 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
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One more from the original thread
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There is this pie I make, I call it diabetes pie. It starts with making the crust from chocolate chip cookie dough, after it's baked put down a layer of peanut butter, sprinkle powered coco on the peanut butter, add a layer of caramel, pour in chocolate pudding and top with whip cream and chocolate sprinkles.
I gave myself a precautionary insulin shot after reading that.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:17 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
shite yeah, good food and pussy without moving all day. Sounds like a good ole time.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:24 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
Any of y'all in BR can go try the Hwy 55 burger challenge. I probably would have tried it at 19 or so. Now I'd probably get gout or die.
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55 oz. of burger with at least 4 trimmings on a bun, plus fries & a 24 oz. drink!
If you can eat it all in 30 minutes or less, it’s FREE! And we’ll even put your name on our website for bragging rights. If you can’t finish, you owe us.
This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 5:36 pm
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:29 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
first time I ate brunch at Court of Two Sisters I gained about 12 lbs. I looked like I swallowed a basketball. I was in so much pain afterward that I couldn't drive - had to lie down in the backseat on the ride back to BR
a buddy of mine used to do shots of Pizza Hut's butter-flavored oil
a buddy of mine used to do shots of Pizza Hut's butter-flavored oil
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:37 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
One night after Tigerland, my buddy ordered $25 worth of food off the Jack-in-the-Box dollar menu.
Unfortunately, he didn’t finish all of it
Unfortunately, he didn’t finish all of it
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