re: What's the best bad joke you know?

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

A bored housewife goes shoe shopping in a short skirt and no panties. She asks to try on a pair and she salesman helps her. As he does he looks up and notices she’s not wearing panties. He says “lady I’d eat that thing full of ice cream”. She gets offended and says “wait until my husband hears about this.”

When her husband gets home she tells him what the salesman said to her. Husband went on about his business. She said to her husband “well....aren’t you going to do something about it?” Husband said “No. First of all, you have no business leaving the house without your panties. And secondly, if that sumbitch can eat that much ice cream I’m not messing with him.”

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What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob ?

We better perk up or they're going to think we’re nuts

What’s black, and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steve Gleason after a house fire.

A wife returns from the salon, "Honey, I took your advice, what do you think of my new hair color?"
Husband: I think you misunderstood what I meant when I said "it's time to diet"


Why do men like big tits and tight pussy?
Because they have big mouths and little dicks

Holy. shite.

Now that's the kind of (lost) dark humor I remember from that (probably banned) book series, Truly Tasteless Jokes.

I'm curious now if Amazon carries them or if it's only to be found on ebay or some auction site.

To honor a young Cheyenne brave after passing the Test of Manhood, he was granted a private audience with the Chief.

"Congratulations, my Son," said the Chief, loading his pipe. He motioned for the brave to be seated.

"Thank you, Great Father," he replied, and set to warming his hands near the fire. The Chief watched him silently for several moments.

"I feel a weight on your heart, my child. What could be troubling you today - on this day of days?"

The brave shrugged his broad shoulders. "It is nothing."

"Unburden yourself. This day, you are a man, and you must learn to speak your mind as a man, and in doing so, be at peace."

The brave sighed. The Chief passed him the pipe, and waited patiently for the young warrior to gather his thoughts.

At last he spoke. "Father," he began, "when a child is born to the tribe, how is it that you find a name for him?"

The old man accepted the pipe, and toked. He smoked and sat considering his companion, collecting his own thoughts. At length he began to speak.

"When a woman brings forth a child to the people, I look to the Great Spirit to show me a sign - and it is often the very first sight to appear before these old eyes. For example, when word arrived that your eldest sister had been born, across the Eastern plain I watched a doe slip away into the treeline. Therefore, I named her 'Running Deer.'
When your father's brother was born, I looked into the sky and saw a Black Hawk circling above. Of course, I am speaking of your Uncle, the mighty warrior Soaring Hawk, as he has been known from that day forth."

He re-lit his pipe, and continued.

"But tell me, Two Dogs fricking, why do you ask?"

How does an Alabama mom know when her son has been fricking his sister?
His dick tastes funny.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob ?

We better perk up or they're going to think we’re nuts

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The punchline is “we better get some support or...”