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What's the best bad joke you know?
Posted on 5/2/21 at 12:09 pm
Posted on 5/2/21 at 12:09 pm
I saw two blind guys fighting last night. You should have seen the look on their faces when I said “my money is on the one with the knife.”
Posted on 5/2/21 at 12:13 pm to adamau
How did you know they were blind? Is that why the joke is bad?
Posted on 5/2/21 at 12:22 pm to adamau
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None because that is a hardware issue.
None because that is a hardware issue.
This post was edited on 5/2/21 at 12:23 pm
Posted on 5/2/21 at 12:54 pm to adamau
What do you do to an elephant with three balls?
Walk him, and pitch to the rhino
Walk him, and pitch to the rhino
Posted on 5/2/21 at 12:59 pm to Loomis
quote:
What do you do to an elephant with three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the rhino
Hot Shots
Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:01 pm to adamau
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Ground beef.
Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:02 pm to adamau
My favorite joke my dad would tell us growing up was...
Dad: "Are you alert?"
Us: "Yes".
Dad: "Good; America needs more lerts."
It would (and still does) make me double over in laughter. So dumb.
Dad: "Are you alert?"
Us: "Yes".
Dad: "Good; America needs more lerts."
It would (and still does) make me double over in laughter. So dumb.
This post was edited on 5/2/21 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:04 pm to adamau
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I’ve never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face
I’ve never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face
Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:10 pm to adamau
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
A gummy bear.
Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:14 pm to adamau
A man with two buckets of fish was leaving galveston beach well known for its fishing and was stopped by a game warden. The warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.
"Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to this beach and let them swim around for about a half-hour, When I whistle, they all come back, jump back into my buckets, and I take 'em home. We do this every night."
"That's a bunch of hooey," said the warden. "Fish can't do that!"
"No, really! says the man. "Here, I'll show you." And he releases the fish in the ocean.
"Well, I've GOT to see this!" the game warden replied.
The man and the warden stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" the man asked.
"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden huffs.
"Call who back?" the man asked.
"The FISH."
"What fish?"
The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.
"Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to this beach and let them swim around for about a half-hour, When I whistle, they all come back, jump back into my buckets, and I take 'em home. We do this every night."
"That's a bunch of hooey," said the warden. "Fish can't do that!"
"No, really! says the man. "Here, I'll show you." And he releases the fish in the ocean.
"Well, I've GOT to see this!" the game warden replied.
The man and the warden stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" the man asked.
"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden huffs.
"Call who back?" the man asked.
"The FISH."
"What fish?"
Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:32 pm to tgrbaitn08
What do you call a Mexican baptism?
Bean dip.
Bean dip.
Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:32 pm to adamau
A pair of gay Irishmen moved into the house across the street. Their names are Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick.
This post was edited on 5/2/21 at 1:34 pm
Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:51 pm to adamau
What's not your cheese?
Nacho cheese
Nacho cheese
Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:57 pm to adamau
Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck in his pants. Bartender says 'hey, you've got a steering wheel in your pants!' Pirate says 'Aye......it's drivin' me nuts'. :rimshot:
Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:57 pm to adamau
What's the best way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw one to you
Well, you did say a bad joke
Have someone throw one to you
Well, you did say a bad joke
Posted on 5/2/21 at 2:00 pm to TheFonz
quote:That's gold, GOLD!!!
TheFonz
Posted on 5/2/21 at 2:01 pm to coolpapaboze
Why couldn’t Covid get into the bar?
Covid 19!
Covid 19!
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