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re: What’s Something Your Grandfather Would Say?
Posted on 7/27/24 at 12:18 pm to madamsquirrel
Posted on 7/27/24 at 12:18 pm to madamsquirrel
Don't sweat the petty stuff just pet the sweaty stuff.
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Posted on 7/27/24 at 12:19 pm to deltaland
My grandfather would use the N word endiringly.
Posted on 7/27/24 at 12:21 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Love bugs are "double arse bastards"
Posted on 7/27/24 at 12:22 pm to SaintlyTiger88
When we were play fighting as kids, While holding up both fists he’d say, “you have two options, six months in the infirmary, or instant death.”
When I got older he’d slip me a $20, and say “for booze or broads.”
When I got older he’d slip me a $20, and say “for booze or broads.”
Posted on 7/27/24 at 12:23 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Any time I had a cut and was bleeding no matter where it was he always said, it’s too far away from your heart to kill you!
Posted on 7/27/24 at 12:23 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Failure is the the best education for success
Posted on 7/27/24 at 12:25 pm to SaintlyTiger88
If she'll smoke, she'll poke
Two things you'll never see, a p_ssy in a junkyard and a J_w on a tractor
You can't wear out something that makes its own lube.
Two things you'll never see, a p_ssy in a junkyard and a J_w on a tractor
You can't wear out something that makes its own lube.
Posted on 7/27/24 at 12:26 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Don’t remember many, he died in 81. But I do remember him saying to me while playing golf, he loved golf. After me saying I know for about the hundredth time after he was telling me how to play golf. No goddamit you don’t know. Great guy but married a bitch of a wife.
Posted on 7/27/24 at 12:28 pm to SaintlyTiger88
My grandparents had 38 acres and about 15 of it was fields. I started bush hogging it when I was maybe 9-10 years old.
When I'd get done, my paw paw would go look at and if I missed a few spots he'd say "Fallguy, look at all of those damn holidays you left out there."
When I'd get done, my paw paw would go look at and if I missed a few spots he'd say "Fallguy, look at all of those damn holidays you left out there."
Posted on 7/27/24 at 12:30 pm to SaintlyTiger88
It'll feel better when it quits hurting.
Posted on 7/27/24 at 12:42 pm to SaintlyTiger88
If they scored on every play then it wouldn't be no fun.
Posted on 7/27/24 at 12:49 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Love reading these and remembering my papaw.
When I was a kid he’d be trying to get me to fix something around the house and I’d say “I don’t know how” and he’d say “well you won’t learn no younger”
When we played ball he’d say “run like you live”
When I was a kid he’d be trying to get me to fix something around the house and I’d say “I don’t know how” and he’d say “well you won’t learn no younger”
When we played ball he’d say “run like you live”
Posted on 7/27/24 at 12:50 pm to SaintlyTiger88
“Dam buzzards” I.e., politicians
Posted on 7/27/24 at 12:51 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Mine would ask me “grandson how’s your conduct”?
I’d say I’m being good or good grades etc.
He got cancer and I was moving to Alaska and saw him for the last time so I asked, “ what are you asking me?”.
He said it’s not what you do in the light of day but what you do in the darkness alone… that’s your conduct.
I’d say I’m being good or good grades etc.
He got cancer and I was moving to Alaska and saw him for the last time so I asked, “ what are you asking me?”.
He said it’s not what you do in the light of day but what you do in the darkness alone… that’s your conduct.
Posted on 7/27/24 at 12:51 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Ain't seen him in a month of Sundays
or
Older than a coons age
and
pphhhttttt (as he spit his Garrett snuff over the side of the porch)
or
Older than a coons age
and
pphhhttttt (as he spit his Garrett snuff over the side of the porch)
Posted on 7/27/24 at 12:52 pm to SaintlyTiger88
If you had a bad day fishing, then you went for the wrong reasons.
Posted on 7/27/24 at 12:58 pm to Dubosed
My Uncle tells me stories about conversations my Paw-Paw used to have with him back in the late 60s. He had many, just a couple of memorable ones. But there were plenty.
Paw-Paw: Did you go vote today?
Uncle: Yes Sir
Paw-Paw: Good, but you know it doesn't matter, they just put whoever they want in office.
Paw-Paw: Did you go to confession today?
Uncle: Yes Sir
Paw-Paw: Did you tell that priest everything
Uncle: Thought he was being tested and thought about how he should answer and decided to answer truthfully. No Sir.
Paw-Paw: Good, that priest doesn't need to know all your business anyway.
Paw-Paw: Did you go vote today?
Uncle: Yes Sir
Paw-Paw: Good, but you know it doesn't matter, they just put whoever they want in office.
Paw-Paw: Did you go to confession today?
Uncle: Yes Sir
Paw-Paw: Did you tell that priest everything
Uncle: Thought he was being tested and thought about how he should answer and decided to answer truthfully. No Sir.
Paw-Paw: Good, that priest doesn't need to know all your business anyway.
Posted on 7/27/24 at 12:58 pm to SaintlyTiger88
“Hel no I don’t feel guilty! They were all Nazis!”
Posted on 7/27/24 at 1:21 pm to SaintlyTiger88
" I'm so old I've got to stick my finger up my butt and yell SNAKE for my pecker to run out."
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