re: Whats some good old man sayings: like:

More of an old man parable by Robert Duvall talking to Sean Penn in “Colors.”:

Daddy bull and young son bull are out for a leisurely stroll, just grazing and talking. They get up to the top of a hill and look down into the valley and spot beautiful, ripe cows, glistening in the summer sunlight. Baby bull, all anxious, dumb, and full of cum looks at his father and says, “Daddy, Daddy!, Why don’t we run down there and frick us one them cows?” His father looks at him with disappointment, but patience, and says “no, Son, how bout we walk down...and frick them all.”

Happier than a bus full of retards pulling into a Chuck E. Cheese.

To describe someone who was ugly, my grandfather would say “So and so looks like the south end of a north-bound mule.”

One of the GOAT old man lines came from Robert Duvall in “Second Hand Lions”:

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I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two world wars, and countless smaller ones on three continents. I've led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile and tribes of natives no white men had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, killed many men, and loved only one woman with a passion a flea like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am

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Boy you could frick up a brass billy goat
Slicker than owl shite
Faster than sauce through a widow woman

When I would ask where we were going “ up a hogs arse to get a pork sandwich”

When someone was nervous or just stupid “He doesn’t know whether to shite or wind his watch”

Talking about a recently divorced woman “ Boy she would grease a man and swallow him whole”

I'm so broke, if it cost money to shite, I'd have to throw up.

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That girl is so good looking, i'd frick her shadow on a gravel driveway.

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I like that one.

'I'm as happy as a dead pig in the sunshine.'

Boy if brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose.

My dick's so hard a cat couldn't scratch it.