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Posted on 2/12/20 at 10:22 am to Sandtrap
I once swung a 3-iron as hard as I could at a golf ball in ~40 degree weather not knowing the ball was resting on the root of a nearby oak tree. It broke my wrist and rattled my bones so hard I felt like I was still vibrating 10 minutes later.
I've broken a lot of bones in my life - arm, ankle, nose, both collarbones at once, half my fingers, and had a few sprained ankles.
This golf incident was the worst by far. If you're a golfer, you know what it is like to hit it thin in cold weather, well imagine hitting a tree root and breaking your wrist in cold weather.
I've broken a lot of bones in my life - arm, ankle, nose, both collarbones at once, half my fingers, and had a few sprained ankles.
This golf incident was the worst by far. If you're a golfer, you know what it is like to hit it thin in cold weather, well imagine hitting a tree root and breaking your wrist in cold weather.
Posted on 2/12/20 at 10:22 am to Sandtrap
1) kidney stones
2) getting fingernail ripped off
2) getting fingernail ripped off
Posted on 2/12/20 at 10:22 am to Sandtrap
L6 vertebrae fusing to my pelvis on the right side of my body.
Posted on 2/12/20 at 10:24 am to BRgetthenet
1/9/12
Posted on 2/12/20 at 10:24 am to Sandtrap
I have an old injury in my elbow that keeps my arm from going straight. A few years back I had it scoped and they took a bunch of shite out of there. In rehab two days after surgery the PT team attempted to make my arm go straight. Two people held my shoulders down, one held my upper arm down and one guy pushed the lower half of my arm to try to straighten it. I almost passed out while they were doing it.
Posted on 2/12/20 at 10:25 am to Sandtrap
I got run over by a Bradley Fighting Vehicle during an operation in a dust storm while in Iraq... luckily it was just one of the rubber trackpads in soft sand so it didn’t turn my foot into jelly paste, but it hurt like a motherfricker.
That experience only just beats out getting hit in the mouth with a hockey puck from a slap shot... and for you southerners who don’t know shite about hockey, the dense/hard rubber puck after sliding around on a frozen sheet of ice turns into a fricking rock. Lost three teeth... blood everywhere all over the ice.
I also had a .22 caliber bullet go through my forearm above my wrist... missed the main vein and right between the bones in my arm... clean wound and very little rehab. I was super lucky that it didn’t sever any main ligaments/veins or hit the bone(s)... it sounds crazy, but it wasn’t *that* painful...
That’s all I got. Am I winning?
That experience only just beats out getting hit in the mouth with a hockey puck from a slap shot... and for you southerners who don’t know shite about hockey, the dense/hard rubber puck after sliding around on a frozen sheet of ice turns into a fricking rock. Lost three teeth... blood everywhere all over the ice.
I also had a .22 caliber bullet go through my forearm above my wrist... missed the main vein and right between the bones in my arm... clean wound and very little rehab. I was super lucky that it didn’t sever any main ligaments/veins or hit the bone(s)... it sounds crazy, but it wasn’t *that* painful...
That’s all I got. Am I winning?
Posted on 2/12/20 at 10:25 am to whit
It hurt, bad. Luckily it was infected with vampire, so I’ve lived the last few hundred years slowly getting better at things like hiding and fighting with weapons.
Posted on 2/12/20 at 10:25 am to 0jersey
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Kidney stones
Absolutely this for me. It's just indescribable. Makes you want to end your life, but you can't because your paralyzed by the pain.
Posted on 2/12/20 at 10:26 am to Sandtrap
Spinal tap at age 11.
Posted on 2/12/20 at 10:28 am to yankeeundercover
cracked 2 ribs, breathing was hard . took a month or so to stop hurting.
Posted on 2/12/20 at 10:29 am to Gusoline
Oh I've got another one...
I had tubes in my ears as a kid. The ENT technician or whatever was putting the compound in my ear that hardens into ear plugs so I could swim in the pool.
She put the compound too far into my ear canal and when it hardened and she pulled it out, it ripped the skin/outside of my tympanic membrane out.
Blood oozed out of my ear while I screamed for an hour. It was excruciating.
I had tubes in my ears as a kid. The ENT technician or whatever was putting the compound in my ear that hardens into ear plugs so I could swim in the pool.
She put the compound too far into my ear canal and when it hardened and she pulled it out, it ripped the skin/outside of my tympanic membrane out.
Blood oozed out of my ear while I screamed for an hour. It was excruciating.
Posted on 2/12/20 at 10:32 am to Sandtrap
Had a dentist decide he was going to "clean up" a small bad spot on one of my teeth with his drill. He was assuming it was just a small spot so he went to town with zero anesthetic, thinking it wouldn't be necessary.
I warned him several times that I was starting to feel it, then all of a sudden white-hot searing pain shot from my mouth through the rest of my body. It only lasted a second or two, but it was absolutely awful.
Suffice it to say, that was the last time that quack ever saw me.
I warned him several times that I was starting to feel it, then all of a sudden white-hot searing pain shot from my mouth through the rest of my body. It only lasted a second or two, but it was absolutely awful.
Suffice it to say, that was the last time that quack ever saw me.
Posted on 2/12/20 at 10:32 am to TH03
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took a solid rubber lacrosse ball straight in the head of my dick. I almost immediately puked.
Some men pay for that.
Posted on 2/12/20 at 10:32 am to Sandtrap
Appendicitis. Damn near blew up on me.
Posted on 2/12/20 at 10:33 am to Sandtrap
Dislocated shoulder took 2 hours to get to the ER to reset where they helpful nurse mentioned shoulder joint dislocation pain was worse than child birth. The typical white hot ice pick stabbed violently into your muscles / bones orthopedic pain experience.
Early days rehab after surgery to repair it is a close second.
Many years later I managed to dislocate the other shoulder.
FML situation for sure.
Early days rehab after surgery to repair it is a close second.
Many years later I managed to dislocate the other shoulder.
FML situation for sure.
Posted on 2/12/20 at 10:33 am to Sandtrap
sinus surgery. there were times i would wake up in the middle night and tears would just roll 
shite was horrible
shite was horrible Posted on 2/12/20 at 10:34 am to Sandtrap
Days 1-5 after removing tonsils at age 31
Posted on 2/12/20 at 10:36 am to jbgleason
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Kidney stone and it’s not even close. They say it’s like child birth. If that is true, I can’t believe we aren’t extinct.
my wife had a stone 3 months after our 1st kid.
she has had 2 kids since.
she says kidney stone was more painful and it isnt even close
Posted on 2/12/20 at 10:38 am to The Mick
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Broken collar bone sticking thru my skin. Slipped on a wet patio and landed on my back, bone popped thru the front.. I thought about ending it all right there.
Jesus Christ.... Mine would be a broken collar bone as well, but good lord, yours sounds awful.
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