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re: what would you do? on a plane...
Posted on 3/17/16 at 7:16 am to dallastiger55
Posted on 3/17/16 at 7:16 am to dallastiger55
Why would you eat Indian food before a flight?
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Posted on 3/17/16 at 7:19 am to dallastiger55
In 2nd grade I shite my pants during my first Holy Communion because we weren't allowed to get up and leave during the Mass. I was also too scared to get up and walk to the bathroom with my parents and grandparents in attendence. Sat there for 20 minutes with loaded undies while my classmates around me were being traumatized. Pretty sure I actually played it like it wasn't me.
Sometimes, there is nothing you CAN do.
Sometimes, there is nothing you CAN do.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 7:32 am to dallastiger55
If it didn't make a sound, you should have played it off by looking around in disgust like it was someone else.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 7:35 am to dallastiger55
You know, I think there is a club you could join.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 7:35 am to dallastiger55
Posted on 3/17/16 at 7:42 am to Bluefin
Our right fielder in high school shite his pants during an inning..........it was awful when he got back to the dugout. Coach let him go home..... 
Posted on 3/17/16 at 7:45 am to dallastiger55
A guy I work with lives in Ireland, and pretty much flies around the world teaching high angle rescue classes. He got tore up in India, and on the flight back, he went straight to the bathroom before the plane left the gate. After the flight attendant told him the plane couldn't take off, and him convincing her it was a warzone in there, the plane took off and he spent half the damn flight in the lavatory.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 7:48 am to Gaston
quote:
No way I would have trusted that fart.
This!
Posted on 3/17/16 at 8:00 am to p0845330
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that's an awesome book. My son used to have me read it to him every night. Lol
You would love this one I ran across the other day.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 8:03 am to dallastiger55
Own that shite... Pun intended.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 8:11 am to dallastiger55
Posted on 3/17/16 at 8:16 am to Bluefin
quote:
Sat there for 20 minutes with loaded undies while my classmates around me were being traumatized. Pretty sure I actually played it like it wasn't me
Posted on 3/17/16 at 8:16 am to dallastiger55
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surely im not going to shite my pants? what can they do?
They will just tell you the seat belt sign is on. Just say thank you and go to bathroom.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 8:19 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Posted on 3/17/16 at 8:27 am to dallastiger55
Oh my bowels are packed,
I'm ready to go.
I'm sitting here
right in my row
I hate to sneak one out
Afraid it'll blow.
The yaw's increasing
We're now airborne
No longer taxiing
I'm starting to mourn
Already I'm so bloated
I could die
I'm shitting on jet plane
I don't know if I'll relax again
Oh babe you'll hate when I go.
I'm ready to go.
I'm sitting here
right in my row
I hate to sneak one out
Afraid it'll blow.
The yaw's increasing
We're now airborne
No longer taxiing
I'm starting to mourn
Already I'm so bloated
I could die
I'm shitting on jet plane
I don't know if I'll relax again
Oh babe you'll hate when I go.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 8:34 am to dallastiger55
When that happens to me, nothing will restrain we from going to the shitter. There is not a rule written that will convince me that I would be better served by shitting my pants in a airplane seat. I would fight any number of pilots and/or flight attendants who stand in the way of the shithouse if need be.
You should have got up and went. If an attendant gave you flack, you whisper very sternly that you are 100% going to shite your pants within the next minute if he/she does not stand down.
You should have got up and went. If an attendant gave you flack, you whisper very sternly that you are 100% going to shite your pants within the next minute if he/she does not stand down.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 8:37 am to Dick Leverage
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you whisper very sternly that you are 100% going to shite your pants within the next minute if he/she does not stand down.
That has me rolling
Posted on 3/17/16 at 9:55 am to dallastiger55
Something about airplanes/airports really brings out the worst of peoples bowel movements.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 10:19 am to ThatMakesSense
I've only been in an airplane bathroom once. I usually make sure to go before boarding and have never been on flights more than 4-6 hours, so I can hold it. But the one time was on a flight back from Vegas. I didn't get out of that bathroom until we were over Baton Rouge . Luckily no one was on the flight for some reason and I doubt anyone noticed.
. Luckily no one was on the flight for some reason and I doubt anyone noticed. 
Posted on 3/17/16 at 11:03 am to dallastiger55
This thread is hilarious. Sorry for your undies brah.
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