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re: what would you do? on a plane...
Posted on 3/17/16 at 11:26 am to dallastiger55
Posted on 3/17/16 at 11:26 am to dallastiger55
Everyone shits
I have no shame about shitting
I kinda like shite
I have no shame about shitting
I kinda like shite
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Posted on 3/17/16 at 11:29 am to dallastiger55
TRAPPED !!! like a rat !!!
go to the toilet...
just think of how many stories about this stench from some stanky butt on the plane you generated
go to the toilet...
just think of how many stories about this stench from some stanky butt on the plane you generated
Posted on 3/17/16 at 11:30 am to dallastiger55
Posted on 3/17/16 at 11:38 am to p0845330
quote:
That's an awesome book. My son used to have me read it to him every night
good old fashioned, father-son bonding...
like blazing saddles
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:00 pm to dallastiger55
Is it sad that my first thought when everything was over was "I gotta tell the OT". Lol
Posted on 3/17/16 at 2:05 pm to ThatMakesSense
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Something about airplanes/airports really brings out the worst of peoples bowel movements.
Flying makes a lot of people nervous. A nervous stomach = The shits
Posted on 3/17/16 at 2:14 pm to HogBalls
Had a similar incident once while flying. Just gas though. When we landed I felt the urge and made it to the airport toilet in time. After I exited the stall, I was surprised someone had left me a guitar with a case.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 2:17 pm to dallastiger55
quote:I sure as hell would not have started a thread about it on a message board.....
what would you have done in a similar situation?
Posted on 3/17/16 at 2:33 pm to TommyDaTiger
quote:this is pretty close to correct. Had a dude shite himself on the plane one while we were on the ride out to take off.
They would have had you removed from the plane and hosed down like radiation victims
Stopped plane for about 30 minutes, turned around to gate, paramedics came on board and checked said dude out, walked him out with a Delta blanket around his waste. Crew came in to take seat cushions out, another crew came in to clean the shite up and disinfect, then about 30 minutes later they found new cushions to run up to us...then dude got back on plane and we left. It was damn agony.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 2:41 pm to dallastiger55
shite my pants
My sphincter isn't that strong anymore.
My sphincter isn't that strong anymore.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 2:54 pm to dallastiger55
Posted on 3/17/16 at 2:56 pm to dallastiger55
i clogged up an airplane toilet once.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:36 pm to Hawkeye95
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i clogged up an airplane toilet once.
bullshite
please tell
Posted on 3/17/16 at 3:39 pm to Hammertime
quote:Exactly. I cut a big blaster on the elevator. When some schmuck got off the elevator, I said "that was really rude of that guy."
Blame it on the person next to you
Posted on 3/17/16 at 4:45 pm to chinhoyang
My college roommate did that to me in Zoology 1002 class. Cut a loud one then looked at me in horror.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 4:52 pm to HogBalls
quote:
Flying makes a lot of people nervous. A nervous stomach = The shits
Yup - everytime I go through DFW to take a leak, it sounds like a shooting range by the stalls.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 5:02 pm to dallastiger55
In high school my teacher wouldn't allow us to leave the classroom during a test because that presented us the opportunity to cheat. Well, I had to go pretty bad during a test one day and I shite my pants in the classroom because my bitch teacher would rather have me shite my pants than give me the opportunity to cheat on a math test. I don't think anyone in the class knew I shite my pants because after it happened, instead of sitting in the stink I just gave that bitch my test and went and finished the job.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 5:04 pm to dallastiger55
I thought this would be terrorist related
Posted on 3/17/16 at 5:37 pm to dallastiger55
quote:
quote:
i clogged up an airplane toilet once.
bullshite
please tell
dude musta had a greasy one and took the whole roll to do the deed, just over wiped b4 trying to flush
Posted on 3/17/16 at 5:39 pm to highcotton2
He's grown now, cotton, but I still might check it out for kicks.
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