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re: What would you do in this situation.

Posted on 12/7/16 at 4:50 pm to
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70122 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 4:50 pm to
He should give her a hot Carl after the rim job
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 4:50 pm to
he really, and i mean REALLY needs to listen to that 2nd joe rogan clip i posted
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19183 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 4:51 pm to
Hate frick the ever living shite out her
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
22068 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 4:53 pm to
just flip it, stick it and see-ya later bye.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 4:54 pm to
I get the feeling he didn't like the way the thread was going and bolted.

Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 4:57 pm to
they never do

i know b/c i was once that way and still get there from time to time

it's a very tough thing to realize that this human that has created such an oxytocin-producing film of perceived happiness doesn't want to be around you

it's even more difficult to realize that quite often it's b/c they're selfish and complete pieces of shite who were just using you as a stopgap while they lied to themselves to justify why they were slumming with you

nobody likes to have the internal dialogues that come from those 2 things
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26316 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 4:57 pm to
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She says she needs to find herself because she thinks she still loves her ex. She also wants nothing to do with him because he's abusive trash.


Sounds to me like she cheated on you with her ex, realized why he's an "ex" to begin with, and regrets it now but doesn't want to admit to cheating

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I've talked her into seeing me tonight..
quote:

What would you guys do?


Show up with one of your exes...or get a female friend to go with you and pretend to be an ex that you think you're still in love with
Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
Member since Dec 2005
62909 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 5:12 pm to
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He should give her a hot Carl after the rim job


Always been my go-to breakup move. Where I got my username.



1) Watch Swingers

2) Realize there is nothing you can say to her tonight that would not have her losing more respect for you. Sounds like you probably already had to beg her to meet you. Nothing good can happen for you at this meeting. None

3) Send her a text a little before the meetup. Make it short and sweet. Something like: "Not gonna be able to make it tonight(DO NOT APOLOGIZE).You do you, and I'll do me. Good luck."

4) delete her number from your phone
Posted by htownjeep
Republic of Texas
Member since Jun 2005
7832 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 5:19 pm to
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and when she calls say "oh shite, I got busy and completely forgot."
frick yes.
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Then frick her ex.
You really went from 0 to 100 there didn't ya?
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 5:21 pm to
I don't delete numbers. That way when they text me I know not to text them back.
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5493 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 5:28 pm to
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she still loves her ex
quote:

he's abusive trash.


only logical thing to do is start beating the shite out of her till she loves you.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47678 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

She says she needs to find herself because she thinks she still loves her ex.


This means she has decided you are not the one.

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She also wants nothing to do with him because he's abusive trash.


She has been banging him. He picked up the herp and HPV while they were apart. She is doing you a favor by not passing them on to you.

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I've talked her into seeing me tonight..


Have the surf and turf. Leave her with the check. Lose her number and thank your deity that it was before she diseased you up.
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 5:41 pm to
quote:

She says she needs to find herself

Buy her a GPS.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106013 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 5:42 pm to
Cut your losses and move on. This shite never ends well.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69636 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 5:45 pm to
If it was me, I'd demolish that one last time, then bounce.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 5:49 pm to
Go down on her for an extra long time when you have the makeup sex tonight. You want to make sure to clean up everything her ex left in her to prove your commitment. No traces of him can be left anywhere or you're doomed to failure.
This post was edited on 12/7/16 at 5:52 pm
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 5:50 pm to
AT FIRST i was like

THEN i finished and i was like
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 5:53 pm to
She will probably never go back to him but will randomly frick him throughout her life. At least for next 10-20 years. If you're cool with that, buy her a ring and get this show on the road.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 5:53 pm to
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THEN i finished and i was like

Oddly enough that's probably pretty much what the ex was like when he finished, too.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 5:56 pm to
and that 1-2 is officially a K-O
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