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re: What was the best one liners your high school coaches used?
Posted on 1/27/18 at 9:27 am to FlatTownDawgTiger
Posted on 1/27/18 at 9:27 am to FlatTownDawgTiger
Baseball Coach at least times 5 times at practice
If you not fielding the ball you covering a base, if you not covering a base, you backing someone up if you not backing someone you sitting your arse on the bench.
Or
If you in the same place you were when the play started you in the wrong place, MOVE!
If you not fielding the ball you covering a base, if you not covering a base, you backing someone up if you not backing someone you sitting your arse on the bench.
Or
If you in the same place you were when the play started you in the wrong place, MOVE!
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Posted on 1/27/18 at 9:28 am to The Johnny Lawrence
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
Posted on 1/27/18 at 9:30 am to FlatTownDawgTiger
“You better knock his dick in the dirt” Never quite figured out how to do that 
“You’d make a hell of a Tuba player”
Pregame warmups with the QB’s as a sophomore
“If you get in the game we are fricked. Stop wasting your time and go catch for the real quarterback”
“How much did your dad donate to get you on this team?”
“You’d make a hell of a Tuba player”
Pregame warmups with the QB’s as a sophomore
“If you get in the game we are fricked. Stop wasting your time and go catch for the real quarterback”
“How much did your dad donate to get you on this team?”
This post was edited on 1/27/18 at 9:44 am
Posted on 1/27/18 at 9:30 am to The Johnny Lawrence
I got all day you little bastards
Knock his dick into his watch pocket
It ain’t the size of your pencil. It’s how you sign your name. ( we were small for a 5a school)
You hit thst fricker till the whistle quits echoing
Make em not want any part of this shite
Knock his dick into his watch pocket
It ain’t the size of your pencil. It’s how you sign your name. ( we were small for a 5a school)
You hit thst fricker till the whistle quits echoing
Make em not want any part of this shite
Posted on 1/27/18 at 9:31 am to FlatTownDawgTiger
"Get your hand off the ground, that's your date for tonight!"
Posted on 1/27/18 at 9:32 am to tigerfoot
Oh, during two a days.
It’s hot as a go cart muffler
It’s hot as a go cart muffler
Posted on 1/27/18 at 9:33 am to LCA131
“Boy you could frick up a brass billy goat”
Posted on 1/27/18 at 9:34 am to FlatTownDawgTiger
We were joking around in our pre-practice fundamental work one day with our coach. He was joking with us, but decided we needed to get on with it.
"Alright, y'all better get serious, or I'm gonna stick my 12 and a half where the sun don't shine"
One of my teammates looked at the cloudy skies and went: "Coach, the sun's not shining anywhere right now."
Stupid but we were in fricking stitches
"Alright, y'all better get serious, or I'm gonna stick my 12 and a half where the sun don't shine"
One of my teammates looked at the cloudy skies and went: "Coach, the sun's not shining anywhere right now."
Stupid but we were in fricking stitches
Posted on 1/27/18 at 9:35 am to FlatTownDawgTiger
When the o-line whiffed on blocks: “It’s too bad our line couldn’t block a swinging dick!”
Any play not run to his standard: “Subpar!”
Any play not run to his standard: “Subpar!”
Posted on 1/27/18 at 9:35 am to fr33manator
“Gonna have to tie kerosene rags around your ankles so ants don’t crawl up your legs and bite your candy arse”
“How did you get so damn ugly in 16 years?”
“You can lie to your momma and you can lie to your daddy but you can’t lie to me! I can tell a catfish from a gar in 6 feet of muddy water!”
“Out the shade and in the heat, off your arse and on your feet”
“How did you get so damn ugly in 16 years?”
“You can lie to your momma and you can lie to your daddy but you can’t lie to me! I can tell a catfish from a gar in 6 feet of muddy water!”
“Out the shade and in the heat, off your arse and on your feet”
This post was edited on 1/27/18 at 9:43 am
Posted on 1/27/18 at 9:36 am to tigerfoot
I was at a soccer camp when I was really young, one of the English coaches would say, quit stabbing like OJ.
Posted on 1/27/18 at 9:38 am to FlatTownDawgTiger
“If you don’t make a read it’s Katy bar the door. Touchdown. The bands playin and it ain’t ours.”
Posted on 1/27/18 at 9:39 am to BranchDawg
Also, in film study, our coach was pointing out that our DE was lined up way too far off the ball (he was about 1 and 1/2 feet farther back than the DT).
He misjudged the distance in his frustration and said "you're 6 inches off the line, man!"
One of our DT's said "if that's six inches, I'm screwed"
He misjudged the distance in his frustration and said "you're 6 inches off the line, man!"
One of our DT's said "if that's six inches, I'm screwed"
Posted on 1/27/18 at 9:40 am to foshizzle
“Well, we’re small and we’re weak BUT we’re slow.”
Posted on 1/27/18 at 9:40 am to RaginSaint43
Coach Shows to a future LSU starter, “I swear you are the DUMBEST smart kid I’ve ever coached.”
Posted on 1/27/18 at 9:41 am to FlatTownDawgTiger
After three holding penalties in a row, "guys, we're going this way < (pointing), NOT THAT WAY > (pointing the other way."
Every day when it was boiling hot during two-a-days he'd say "feels like Aruba out here. People pay for weather like this. We get to play football in it for free."
Every day when it was boiling hot during two-a-days he'd say "feels like Aruba out here. People pay for weather like this. We get to play football in it for free."
Posted on 1/27/18 at 9:42 am to FlatTownDawgTiger
A bunch of us had gone out the night before a Saturday baseball game, got shite-faced, then lost to a crap team. He gathered us Seniors together to give us a rash of shite when one of my buddies audibly sighed when coach started talking.
Coach stopped, looked at him and said: “Kiley, you’ve been an a-hole for 5-years, are you ever gonna change?”, to which Kiley responded in a deadpan voice: “Only been here four years, coach.”, to which coach calmly said: “frick you, Kiley.”
A couple of us started laughing, then coach just walked away.
That was a shite year for him, though. He got in trouble for loaning his car to another student so he could take his date to prom, and the same group of Seniors on the team threw a mini-mutiny before the year started because he was going to schedule us for what would have been our fourth straight Spring Break tournament. None of us had been able to do Spring Break because of these, so we all told him that we would not be making the tournament if there was one, he ultimately scrapped it, but it set the tone for the season. He would-up quitting a year later, so frick that guy.
Coach stopped, looked at him and said: “Kiley, you’ve been an a-hole for 5-years, are you ever gonna change?”, to which Kiley responded in a deadpan voice: “Only been here four years, coach.”, to which coach calmly said: “frick you, Kiley.”
A couple of us started laughing, then coach just walked away.
That was a shite year for him, though. He got in trouble for loaning his car to another student so he could take his date to prom, and the same group of Seniors on the team threw a mini-mutiny before the year started because he was going to schedule us for what would have been our fourth straight Spring Break tournament. None of us had been able to do Spring Break because of these, so we all told him that we would not be making the tournament if there was one, he ultimately scrapped it, but it set the tone for the season. He would-up quitting a year later, so frick that guy.
Posted on 1/27/18 at 9:43 am to FlatTownDawgTiger
Stats are for losers.
Posted on 1/27/18 at 9:46 am to PawnMaster
quote:
Gonna have to tie kerosene rags around your ankles so ants don’t crawl up your legs and bite your candy arse”
Stealing this one
Posted on 1/27/18 at 9:48 am to FlatTownDawgTiger
Our LB coach would always say about the best running back or receiver on the other team "That boy is slicker than skinned back goat dick."
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