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What was the best one liners your high school coaches used?
Posted on 1/27/18 at 7:53 am
Posted on 1/27/18 at 7:53 am
One day at practice one of the OL said "I can't get there in time to block'em, coach". Now my coach used to be a lineman himself. Anyway, he looked at the guy and said (while he was shakin' pissed), "Son...if I tell you to stand on your head, shite in your girdle, roll the turd down your back, made it do a loop around your ear, then jump in your mouth...you better do it. You hear me"
Needless to say I was running laps after this for laughing my arse off.
Needless to say I was running laps after this for laughing my arse off.
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Posted on 1/27/18 at 7:55 am to FlatTownDawgTiger
"That's right, son- let's me and you get in the shower before the rest of the team shows up."
Posted on 1/27/18 at 7:56 am to FlatTownDawgTiger
You got a sister?
Posted on 1/27/18 at 7:56 am to FlatTownDawgTiger
To a running back bitching at the Oline for not opening big enough holes
“Son you ever had sex. Probably not. A pussy is this big and you figure out how to get in it”
“Son you ever had sex. Probably not. A pussy is this big and you figure out how to get in it”
Posted on 1/27/18 at 7:56 am to FlatTownDawgTiger
I’ll be over soon
Don’t tell anyone
All coaches and their players do this
Don’t tell anyone
All coaches and their players do this
Posted on 1/27/18 at 7:58 am to FlatTownDawgTiger
By my count, that was 4 lines
Posted on 1/27/18 at 7:58 am to FlatTownDawgTiger
My high school basketball coach loved to call us a bunch of “pussies.” If we didn’t play well - “pussies”. If we didn’t practice well, we were either thinking about “pussy” or getting too much “pussy.”
Ah, the memories......
Ah, the memories......
Posted on 1/27/18 at 8:01 am to FlatTownDawgTiger
Freshman year. Our whole baseball team was freshman and sophomores and we got our arse whooped by like 20 runs. Next day at practice our baseball coach calls us all to the dugout. He comes up to the fence in front of the dugout and says, "U GUYS GOT frickED WITH A JUNGLE DICK YESTERDAY!". A split second passed and we all busted out laughing. Will never forget that. Anyway we went on to practice after that.
Posted on 1/27/18 at 8:02 am to FlatTownDawgTiger
any time we wouldn’t hit hard enough
“that sounded like a rabbit pissin on cotton”
“that sounded like a rabbit pissin on cotton”
Posted on 1/27/18 at 8:03 am to FlatTownDawgTiger
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose...
This post was edited on 1/27/18 at 8:04 am
Posted on 1/27/18 at 8:04 am to FlatTownDawgTiger
If you dont want to play hard you can sit on the sideline and drink quick kick.
Be where you are supposed to be and doing what you are supposed to be doing when you get there.
(At halftime). We arent winning this one boys
Be where you are supposed to be and doing what you are supposed to be doing when you get there.
(At halftime). We arent winning this one boys
Posted on 1/27/18 at 8:07 am to rattlebucket
This thread makes me happy.
Do coaches still talk like this in today's PC culture? Please tell me yes
Do coaches still talk like this in today's PC culture? Please tell me yes
Posted on 1/27/18 at 8:07 am to FlatTownDawgTiger
“I got three words for you! Fun! Duh! Mentals!”
“Walk it off and rub some dirt on it.”
“Keep your friends close and your enemies closer”
“You look like baby shite, soft and green.”
(When someone continually couldn’t do right)
“Boy, you could fall face first into a barrel full of titties and come up with a dick in your mouth.”
“My grandma hits harder than you, and she’s dead!”
“Boy, did you fall out the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down?”
“You want sympathy you can find it in the dictionary between shite and syphilis.”
“Boy, I could eat a pound of exlax and shite a turd harder than you.”
(When someone would complain about some task being too hard.)
“You boys wanna whine or you wanna win!?”
(When we were all tired)
“You boys are saggin’ more than granny tits.”
“You must have sawed a mule because that was half arse.”
“Walk it off and rub some dirt on it.”
“Keep your friends close and your enemies closer”
“You look like baby shite, soft and green.”
(When someone continually couldn’t do right)
“Boy, you could fall face first into a barrel full of titties and come up with a dick in your mouth.”
“My grandma hits harder than you, and she’s dead!”
“Boy, did you fall out the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down?”
“You want sympathy you can find it in the dictionary between shite and syphilis.”
“Boy, I could eat a pound of exlax and shite a turd harder than you.”
(When someone would complain about some task being too hard.)
“You boys wanna whine or you wanna win!?”
(When we were all tired)
“You boys are saggin’ more than granny tits.”
“You must have sawed a mule because that was half arse.”
This post was edited on 1/27/18 at 8:24 am
Posted on 1/27/18 at 8:11 am to fr33manator
Yeah, coach roasting some piss poor effort in Oklahoma drill was always the best.
He'd do it on purpose too - get two soft-arse dudes in there just so he could roast the shite out of them afterward.
He'd do it on purpose too - get two soft-arse dudes in there just so he could roast the shite out of them afterward.
Posted on 1/27/18 at 8:14 am to fr33manator
quote:
you could fall face first into a barrel full of titties and come up with a dick in your mouth
Stealing this one.
Posted on 1/27/18 at 8:15 am to FlatTownDawgTiger
One coach was waiting on a lineman to get to the station, so they lineman yelled that he was “comming.”
The coach replied, ”Comming? Comming, my arse!”
Needless to say in south Louisiana where we drop the last “g” sound in words we all had a good laugh.
The coach replied, ”Comming? Comming, my arse!”
Needless to say in south Louisiana where we drop the last “g” sound in words we all had a good laugh.
Posted on 1/27/18 at 8:16 am to FlatTownDawgTiger
“It’s nut cuttin’ time.”
Posted on 1/27/18 at 8:19 am to nugget
quote:
By my count, that was 4 lines
Wow, were you in the Math Club too?
Posted on 1/27/18 at 8:23 am to truthbetold
quote:
This thread makes me happy.
Do coaches still talk like this in today's PC culture? Please tell me yes
Depends on where, but yes.
Posted on 1/27/18 at 8:23 am to FlatTownDawgTiger
Track coach at after school practice: “Pick up the pace boys. Y’all gonna make me miss Rawhide.”
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