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Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:21 pm
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:21 pm
Is this the month people just want to hit my shite? Two weeks ago, my sister backs up and hits my car. No biggie. Car in the shop to be fix Monday.

The wife goes to town to pick up some ribeyes. Strange fellow all over the place and even the store people telling the wife this dude is out there.

Wife gets in the truck. She saw the dude get into the passage side. Before she knows it, this dude had backed into my truck and kept going till the wife blasting the horn.

People working the store come running out. Told the wife this dude is waxed out in the store. This guys tells the wife, don't call the cops.

Store people call the cops. This dude all over the place. Dude has a blow to go BS in his truck. Cops don't smell booze. Keeps telling him to stand back, but keeps moving all over the place.

Moral of the story, don't drive a jacked Ford 250 4x4 with truck nuts and to see if you can see out the back up camera Stoned.

Oh, he went to jail.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:25 pm to
I hope someone murders me before I'm as cenile as you
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59437 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

cenile


Not sure if serious.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197913 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

Is this the month people just want to hit my shite? Two weeks ago, my sister backs up and hits my car. No biggie. Car in the shop to be fix Monday
thats sucks glad no one was hurt
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The wife goes to town to pick up some ribeyes. Strange fellow all over the place and even the store people telling the wife this dude is out there.

huh?
quote:

Wife gets in the truck. She saw the dude get into the passage side. Before she knows it, this dude had backed into my truck and kept going till the wife blasting the horn.
the frick?
quote:

People working the store come running out. Told the wife this dude is waxed out in the store. This guys tells the wife, don't call the cops.
WTF ?
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Store people call the cops. This dude all over the place. Dude has a blow to go BS in his truck. Cops don't smell booze. Keeps telling him to stand back, but keeps moving all over the place.

none if this makes any sense
quote:

Moral of the story, don't drive a jacked Ford 250 4x4 with truck nuts and to see if you can see out the back up camera Stoned
even less sense
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Oh, he went to jail.

oh OK,, this I understand
Posted by Graham Wellington Jr
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2018
916 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:27 pm to
RA'd for drunk, terrible post.
Posted by Pitt Road
Mid-Florida
Member since Aug 2017
1229 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:27 pm to
Wut?
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:28 pm to
Your sister sounds like an idiot. The was no reason to mention her except to post her pic
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:28 pm to
That comment isn’t necessary Mingo

Fishfighter is good people

I’d appreciate if you would apologize to him.
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:29 pm to
quote:

Is this the month people just want to hit my shite? Two weeks ago, my sister backs up and hits my car. No biggie. Car in the shop to be fix Monday.

The wife goes to town to pick up some ribeyes. Strange fellow all over the place and even the store people telling the wife this dude is out there.

Wife gets in the truck. She saw the dude get into the passage side. Before she knows it, this dude had backed into my truck and kept going till the wife blasting the horn.

People working the store come running out. Told the wife this dude is waxed out in the store. This guys tells the wife, don't call the cops.

Store people call the cops. This dude all over the place. Dude has a blow to go BS in his truck. Cops don't smell booze. Keeps telling him to stand back, but keeps moving all over the place.

Moral of the story, don't drive a jacked Ford 250 4x4 with truck nuts and to see if you can see out the back up camera Stoned.

Oh, he went to jail.

What the frick did I just read?
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11220 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:29 pm to
An eighth grade education isn’t what it used to be
Posted by BlindTiger7
Houston
Member since Sep 2016
3071 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:29 pm to
da fuq?
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
45301 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:30 pm to
Did your wife go get the steaks because your were too drunk to drive? Your post seems to have been written while under the influence.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61776 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:31 pm to
People still freaked out about the Saints and the Wolf BloodSuper Moon
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:31 pm to
quote:

This dude all over the place.

Describes OP perfectly.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:31 pm to
I read the individual words, but I can’t figure out what they mean in this order.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26441 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:33 pm to
Cool story bro.....
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:33 pm to
quote:

That comment isn’t necessary Mingo

Fishfighter is good people

I’d appreciate if you would apologize to him.



You could very well be right, but my opinion stands
Posted by Bryno1960
Off River Road
Member since Aug 2013
4168 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:35 pm to
quote:

cenile


What is cenile? I’ve heard of senile but never cenile
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:35 pm to
quote:

Walt OReilly



You need to calm down little boy.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31114 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:36 pm to
You sound as high as the dude in the grocery store.
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