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re: What the hell is wrong with shredded cheese bags?

Posted on 2/29/16 at 6:47 pm to
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66996 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 6:47 pm to
Fun fact:

Sliced American cheese is not really cheese by definition. Due to the process in which it's made, the USDA does not allow them to call it "cheese".
Therefore on your Kraft singles, it will be labeled "Pasteurized prepared cheese product"
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 7:00 pm to
you got scissors?

once you open it all up to do whatever

squeeze out all the air then put it inside another bag to keep fresh
Posted by PocketAces
Member since Apr 2015
2207 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 7:09 pm to
Thanks for that tip
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24177 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 7:10 pm to
quote:

Sliced American cheese is not really cheese by definition. Due to the process in which it's made, the USDA does not allow them to call it "cheese".
Therefore on your Kraft singles, it will be labeled "Pasteurized prepared cheese product"



Do you just hate America?
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
54222 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 7:10 pm to
Reminds me of your moms vagina, you can get a hand in but it isn't easy.
Posted by amabala
Member since Jul 2011
35 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 7:33 pm to
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This post was edited on 7/9/20 at 12:18 am
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
15771 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

Shred your own cheese.

Yeah. Buy the cheese block and shred your own. Tastes a million times better than the already shredded cheese.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135034 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 7:38 pm to
Trump want to outlaw them and only sell cheese in blocks.


He wants to make America Grate Again.
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 7:40 pm to
Pretend it is a bag of date rape drugs, then you will be more comfortable.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

Rub it a little at the top of the "v" then it will open right up. Be patient.


quote:

Cheese bag


Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

Reminds me of your moms vagina, you can get a hand in but it isn't easy


oh great [ fisting ]

another mom joke

is this a generational thing? these jokes?

Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19448 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 8:23 pm to
quote:

h of a mess. Plus I like picking out the exact amount I want.


I'm with ya bud. Some of these people here probably need to shake it out because they have filthy poo hands. Mines are clean
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19448 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 8:24 pm to
quote:

"Pasteurized prepared cheese product


I will never buy those singles shite. Nastiest cheese ever
Posted by HOGS
Crossett
Member since Oct 2003
256 posts
Posted on 3/1/16 at 3:46 pm to
I prefer to shread my own cheese tastes better & a bag of shredded cheese is full of sawdust.
Posted by texashorn
Member since May 2008
13122 posts
Posted on 3/1/16 at 3:48 pm to
Sounds like you need to lay off the cheese, fatso.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151561 posts
Posted on 3/1/16 at 3:49 pm to
quote:


I'm think about writing an official grievance to the cheese makers. Do they think only women and kids are eating this stuff?



Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114467 posts
Posted on 3/1/16 at 3:56 pm to
quote:

You're not supposed to fit your whole hand in there and contaminate the whole bag of cheese, you nasty bastard. Pour out only what you need.



lol, that reminds of kige's cooking video when he put his fingers in his mouth and then put them into the bag of cheese.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 3/1/16 at 3:58 pm to
I usually have an O-T 9 open it as she gives me a bj...but I guess you do what you can afford.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60149 posts
Posted on 3/1/16 at 4:58 pm to
If Donald trump gets elected he's gonna ban shredded cheese

He wants to make America grate again
Posted by HVAU
Up over here
Member since Sep 2010
5165 posts
Posted on 3/1/16 at 5:02 pm to
I'm with you. Sometimes I just want to chill on the couch and snack on a bag of cheese, but I can't because the opening is so small the cheese flies everywhere as it levers against the sides of the opening.

There's cheese everywhere and I have to crawl around eating it off the floor.
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