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What some things not to say at a funeral?

Posted on 12/27/19 at 4:43 pm
Posted by tuptiger
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 12/27/19 at 4:43 pm
He’s in a better place would be one
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 12/27/19 at 4:44 pm to
I hear you're recently single.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8375 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 4:46 pm to
Too bad. I would’ve fricked her.
Posted by lake2280
Public intellectual
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 12/27/19 at 4:46 pm to
The word “are” I’ve heard is forbidden in some scenarios.
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 4:49 pm to
Climb on in, there is plenty of room.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18500 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 4:53 pm to
He looks better dead.
Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
2963 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 4:53 pm to
Now I don’t have to pay him back all that cash!
Posted by Lago Gato
Member since Dec 2018
2018 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 4:54 pm to
He looks happier than I’ve ever seen him
Posted by crazycubes
Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 12/27/19 at 4:54 pm to
I’ll pray for his soul in purgatory
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
11070 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

The word “are” I’ve heard is forbidden in some scenarios.

They are dead.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49286 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 4:55 pm to
It's all part of God's plan
Posted by NWLAtiger55
Haynesville
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Posted on 12/27/19 at 4:55 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 12/27/19 at 4:55 pm to
She kept telling me to choke her harder...
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 12/27/19 at 4:55 pm to
You think anyone would notice if I took some hair?
Posted by domesticengineer
Member since Oct 2017
240 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 4:56 pm to
Who’s the stiff?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 12/27/19 at 4:56 pm to
"Its about god damn time"
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 12/27/19 at 4:56 pm to
He hasn't had a drink in 3 days...
Posted by Soup Sammich
Member since Aug 2015
3301 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 5:04 pm to
Me to a father of a young girl at her funeral. I hadn’t seen him in awhile. Also smiling like seeing a good friend for the first time in years.

“Hey, how you been!? Been awhile. It’s so good to see you.”

I still hate myself for being so self unaware.

ETA: words
This post was edited on 12/27/19 at 5:06 pm
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90620 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 5:06 pm to
He finally escaped his bitch wife
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
10269 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 5:12 pm to
Who is going to settle up his debt?
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