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What miracles would Jesus need to do today to show His divinity?

Posted on 10/16/18 at 4:48 pm
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 4:48 pm
It may have been easier back then...
Posted by Centinel
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 4:49 pm to
Explain how women work.

Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 4:50 pm to
Make pectus not a virgin anymore?
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
Houston
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 4:50 pm to
How was it easier back then to make a blind man see? A cripple walk?
Posted by MrLSU
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 4:51 pm to
If he can escape from the Mexican jail he is currenty being held in that would probably be enough to show his divinity.
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 4:51 pm to
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Make pectus not a virgin anymore?


(I did not downvote this)
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 4:52 pm to
Sure you didn't


Posted by slackster
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 4:53 pm to
He'd have to be more impressive than Shin Lim at card tricks.
Posted by Hangover Haven
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 4:53 pm to
Turn the Kardashians into virgins...

This post was edited on 10/16/18 at 4:55 pm
Posted by lsufan112001
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 4:54 pm to
He doesn’t owe us anything. We are already Fups.
Posted by xiv
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 4:54 pm to
(Wrong board for this reply, but) Fulfill everything that Bernie Sanders says he can do.
Posted by X123F45
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 4:55 pm to
Murder the kardashians
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 4:55 pm to
Win a national championship at Florida, beat the Steelers in the playoffs, hit homeruns in the minors, praise God, be an awesome human, and all the while never slip up and have one single piece of dirt on him in a social media driven environment.
Posted by CelticDog
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 4:57 pm to
Rubes go for magic tricks.

I'd ask for a discourse on the topic he raised in court.

I and my father are One.

The church fathers try to tell you he meant just Him.

They are just scared to offend the orthodox.

Everyone is one with all.

Imagine, the god you love is all there is and you can express your love in every present time.
Posted by BobLeeDagger
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 4:57 pm to
Make Bama go winless.
Posted by el Gaucho
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 4:57 pm to
Make a fat person lose weight
Posted by bayoubengals88
LA
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 5:05 pm to
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What miracles would Jesus need to do today to show His divinity?

There's nothing he could do now that he didn't do then to make people believe (without the inward work of the spirit).

Jews saw and rejected. The same would happen today.

#theology
Posted by castorinho
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 5:08 pm to
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What miracles would Jesus need to do today to show His divinity?
he'd have explained how magnets work
Posted by Paul B Ammer
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Posted on 10/16/18 at 5:10 pm to
Turn water into Makers

Explain what women do with all the TP

Get two women who work together to say something nice about each other an mean it.
Posted by scottfruget
Member since Nov 2010
3392 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 5:11 pm to
Drive in Baton Rouge traffic without cussing? Visit Walmart without calling down fire from heaven on the stupidity of America’s morbidly obese rednecks and cultcha?
This post was edited on 10/16/18 at 5:13 pm
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