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re: What laws would you create if you were dictator of a nation?
Posted on 1/11/25 at 8:31 pm to deeprig9
Posted on 1/11/25 at 8:31 pm to deeprig9
quote:
There's millions of 1 7/8 receivers and balls out there, millions, you want them to simply vanish, and everyone has to re-outfit their rigs?
On the off chance that I become dictator one day, you should buy stock or start a receiver business and profit from my obsessive compulsive dictatorship.
Posted on 1/11/25 at 8:32 pm to cbree88
E will no longer = mc²
E WILL EQUAL E DAMMIT!!!
E WILL EQUAL E DAMMIT!!!
Posted on 1/11/25 at 8:38 pm to Tangineck
quote:You have to pull both simultaneously baw.
1) Both doors on double doors at businesses must be unlocked, not just one, punishable by the gulag.

Posted on 1/11/25 at 11:10 pm to cbree88
1. Thunderdome for all prisoners
2. Families should get to dictate capital punishment on behalf of their loved one
3. Reinstate the chaingang and make them work hard
4. Ban fat chicks in yoga pants. 1st offense is death penalty to save society
5. If you bring a Subway on the plane, you have to ride in the bottom compartment of the plane
2. Families should get to dictate capital punishment on behalf of their loved one
3. Reinstate the chaingang and make them work hard
4. Ban fat chicks in yoga pants. 1st offense is death penalty to save society
5. If you bring a Subway on the plane, you have to ride in the bottom compartment of the plane
Posted on 1/11/25 at 11:11 pm to Tangineck
This. Going into a store nowadays is like trying to put a usb in 

Posted on 1/12/25 at 12:20 am to cbree88
Solicitation emails, calls & texts will be eliminated
Posted on 1/12/25 at 12:42 am to Bayou_Tiger_225
quote:elun mosque?
I would ban all mosque
Posted on 1/12/25 at 1:22 am to cbree88
I would legalize drugs and prostitution. Start a hookers and blow delivery service, then create a mountain of regulatory red tape to thwart competition, and then I would ban all dictators for eternity.
Posted on 1/12/25 at 5:35 am to cbree88
Establish a 3' boundary around the luggage carousel. If you're caught spending more than 1 minute in this boundary, then you get to spending the next day doing community service and unloading bags from planes.
Posted on 1/12/25 at 6:00 am to Bonnie Blue
quote:
I would outlaw Phillips head screws.
Why Phillips head? I would outlaw the slotted variety.
Posted on 1/12/25 at 6:16 am to Stinger_1066
You’d have to obtain a license to breed a dog or get fined if your dog isn’t fixed.
Posted on 1/12/25 at 6:18 am to cbree88
No radio commercials may play the sound of a horn blowing.
Posted on 1/12/25 at 6:24 am to cbree88
Damn a bunch of draconian MFers here
Posted on 1/12/25 at 6:38 am to cbree88
1. Rollback the age of adulthood to 18 rather to drink or buy anything or be a dancer. Either rise your kids to be responsible or they learn the hard way.
2. No previous year tax returns = no vote or benefits. (Must file regardless of income or if taxes owed.
3. Black bag and send all Politician and bureaucrats who has gotten rich in office to Guantánamo Bay or other black site. Never to be heard from again. aka Dr. Fauci and Wife.
4. Require all federal and private employes systems to be merged -- Social Security as rest of normal Americans. No more whats good for me is not for thee. Including all special retirement programs to follow suit in 4 years or less.
5. All federal employees get the exact same healthcare as our veterans and veterans’ families at the same cost. Tricare for the president all the way down. No other health benefits is provided for them that is not given to veterans.
6. The VA system would only treat major service-related injuries and illness such as Amputates.
7. Withdrawal from WHO and UN.
8. The Traffic of Drugs and people across our borders is treated as a terrorist attack, and individuals, shipping companies and countries complicit will be treated as such.
9. It will be illegal to charge a person paying in cash more then 90% allowed by Medicaid or Tricare.
10. All non-emergency healthcare cost most be preapproved in writing on each individual treatment by the responsible party prior to treatment. No more surprise billing. The use of blanket statements by doctor and hospitals is not allowed.
Posted on 1/12/25 at 6:52 am to Breesus
quote:
tell you one thing, I would not exploit the workers and hang on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
I’d make an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We would take turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week, but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting by a simple majority, in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two thirds majority, in the case of more major issues.
"Dennis! There's some loooovely filth over here!"
This post was edited on 1/12/25 at 9:39 am
Posted on 1/12/25 at 7:02 am to cbree88
2-year mandatory military/civil service, deferrable to after college.
Decriminalize weed.
Repeal the unconstitutional firearms act of 19-whatever year it was.
No boys in girls' sports.
Abortion bad. Unsure as to the extent of exceptions.
Create a completely separate prison system for standalone drug offenders who, upon conviction, go to mandatory inpatient drug rehab. They cannot leave. They have guards, fences, etc. But sending druggies into the same jail with rapists, etc. is stupid.
Decriminalize weed.
Repeal the unconstitutional firearms act of 19-whatever year it was.
No boys in girls' sports.
Abortion bad. Unsure as to the extent of exceptions.
Create a completely separate prison system for standalone drug offenders who, upon conviction, go to mandatory inpatient drug rehab. They cannot leave. They have guards, fences, etc. But sending druggies into the same jail with rapists, etc. is stupid.
Posted on 1/12/25 at 7:11 am to Barbellthor
Mom jeans are banned day 1. If you're under 30 and caught wearing them, 4 years hard labor.
No speakerphone in public. If you're caught, you lose phone privileges for 6 months.
No cutesy bumper stickers on the back of your minivans. Hell I might just ban minivans.
You get one fricking bag as a carryon. Not a suitcase and personal item, and bag of shitty airport food, and a pillow, and giant headphones. One bag.
If you're caught taking selfies in public and block the view of the game, concert. Etc, you're banned for life.
You must pay for 2 seats on airlines if your fatass takes up 2 seats.
Country club casual attire on all flights
If I have to check myself out at your retail store, you don't get to check my receipt.
No speakerphone in public. If you're caught, you lose phone privileges for 6 months.
No cutesy bumper stickers on the back of your minivans. Hell I might just ban minivans.
You get one fricking bag as a carryon. Not a suitcase and personal item, and bag of shitty airport food, and a pillow, and giant headphones. One bag.
If you're caught taking selfies in public and block the view of the game, concert. Etc, you're banned for life.
You must pay for 2 seats on airlines if your fatass takes up 2 seats.
Country club casual attire on all flights
If I have to check myself out at your retail store, you don't get to check my receipt.
This post was edited on 1/12/25 at 7:14 am
Posted on 1/12/25 at 7:13 am to cbree88
1. Lettting the money people off the hook for paying a coach $10 million a year
2. Drill baby, drill.
3. Mandatory classes for legal immigrants on how to speak English. Don't go, then deport them.
4. Death penalty to those imprisoned for molesting children.
5. Term limits
6. Eliminate the IRS, state, and income tax.
7. Mandatory weekly drug testing for those who are on welfare
8. Tar and feather those individuals who believe in 15 genders
9. Legalize prostitution
10. Give the green light for black ops and military to wipe out the cartels, and they can keep the seized cash.
2. Drill baby, drill.
3. Mandatory classes for legal immigrants on how to speak English. Don't go, then deport them.
4. Death penalty to those imprisoned for molesting children.
5. Term limits
6. Eliminate the IRS, state, and income tax.
7. Mandatory weekly drug testing for those who are on welfare
8. Tar and feather those individuals who believe in 15 genders
9. Legalize prostitution
10. Give the green light for black ops and military to wipe out the cartels, and they can keep the seized cash.
Posted on 1/12/25 at 7:13 am to cbree88
If you are not disabled and not over 62 you must serve public service if some sort to receive govt assistance of any form
All males serve military for three months following their high school graduation. All. 5 star recruits, rich, poor…everyone goes thru a modified basic
All males serve military for three months following their high school graduation. All. 5 star recruits, rich, poor…everyone goes thru a modified basic
This post was edited on 1/12/25 at 7:14 am
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