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re: What laws would you create if you were dictator of a nation?

Posted on 1/11/25 at 6:17 pm to
Posted by Rashcock
Lowcountry
Member since Sep 2024
305 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 6:17 pm to
Anyone who hits or runs over the operator of a likker cycle or bicycle on a public road, has no responsibility other than calling 911 as he/she travels on their way. If they don't report, it is punishable with a maximum of $3.00.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82804 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 6:21 pm to
no bras on fine chicks, no yoga pants on fat chicks
Posted by Asharad
Tiamat
Member since Dec 2010
6029 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 6:21 pm to
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What laws would you create if you were dictator of a nation?
I would mandate no new laws for the next 20 years.
Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
Member since Sep 2010
5001 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 6:25 pm to
Funny. I'd outlaw flat heads. And shoot any engineer designing something with SAE and metric interchanged. Hell, I'd probably just choose one and outlaw the other.
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
21418 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 6:44 pm to
Justifiable homicide for shooting anyone playing music loud enough my rear view mirror vibrates.
Posted by Purplehaze
spring, tx
Member since Dec 2003
2118 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 6:46 pm to
Ban neckties
Posted by kjntgr
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
8714 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 6:46 pm to
Retired people pay no property taxes.
If you dont own property you can’t vote
Able bodied people that don’t pay income tax cant get govt assistance
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66020 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 6:49 pm to
All people employed in an office setting must work at least 90 consecutive days in a plant working at least shift work, preferably 12 hour swings. This must be done within five years of graduation and entering your field of choice.
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
13951 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 6:50 pm to
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I would outlaw Phillips head screws.


In favor of what?
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
13951 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 6:56 pm to
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1) ALL mattresses and box springs must have handles.
2) NO 1 7/8" trailer hitches. WTF difference does an 1/8" make.
3) Government assistance = no ability to vote.
4) Must present a picture ID to vote.


Can I vote for you?
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
21136 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 7:08 pm to
Death penalty for child molesters
Posted by calcotron
Member since Nov 2007
9328 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 7:12 pm to
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In favor of what?


Star and hex are infinitely superior
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
18559 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 7:12 pm to
That list would be long but i can come up with 25 things right now
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13071 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 7:13 pm to
If you shoot at people out in public you are done.
Posted by CHGAR
Haile, LA
Member since Aug 2022
941 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 7:16 pm to
Outlawing 1 7/8" trailer hitch balls. No need for this confusion with the 2" being so similar.

Legalizing the production and sale of clandestine craft whiskey, otherwise known as moonshine.
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
164963 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 7:19 pm to
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8.)Make AFCI/GFCI circuit breakers optional.


This one seems odd compared to the rest on your list
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
13951 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 7:19 pm to
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Star and hex are infinitely superior


I concur. BUT

We don’t need both star and hex. Keep one, kill one.

Also, whichever one you keep, limit the number of sizes. There’s simply too many.
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
164963 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 7:21 pm to
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If you shoot at people out in public you are done.

Assuming there is an exception for self defense I have no issue with this
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
8668 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 7:23 pm to
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1.) Free Universal Healthcare 2.) Free electricity, water, internet (up to a certain level-if you use more or require more, you can pay for more). 3.) Free Trade School

All of those things require money. Impossible for them to be free.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
37654 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 7:23 pm to
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No campaign donations by anyone outside the jurisdiction of the race being contested (i.e. for statewide races no one outside that state can give money, etc.) Plus, only real live voters can donate. No PACs, corporations or artificial entities can give money
who exactly is campaigning for office if you’re a dictator?
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