What Kind Of Tree Do You Want To Be When You Die?

Tree fiddy

Anything but an Alabama tree. Any tree with actual limbs and branching.

I hope they dye my egg Easter colors.

That’s actually a really cool and great idea. Instead of an empty graveyard, be buried in a forest and contribute to the ecosystem.

You want haunted forests. That's how you get haunted forests.

A mighty spreading live oak

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Biggest waste of money.

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Pesticide

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Checks out

Whatever kind of tree this is.

Magnolia grandiflora

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You could plant daddy in a burial pod and eat him every Thanksgiving in a pecan pie.

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Definitely would not want to eat my dad's nuts. No thanks.

I can tell you what kind of plant the OT wouldn't want to be when they die...a beet.

You know why?

Because the beet's genus is Beta.