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re: What it means to be ‘heteroflexible’ — the fastest-growing sexuality of the year

Posted on 1/2/26 at 6:16 pm to
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
3072 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 6:16 pm to
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heteroflexible folks predominantly identify as straight, but sometimes engage in whoopee with people of the same sex


Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 6:30 pm to
They can make up as many words as they want... you're either heterosexual or a queer
Posted by jrobic4
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
13299 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 6:32 pm to
Build 100 bridges and no one calls you Tommy the bridge builder, but suck one cock...
Posted by jrobic4
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
13299 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 6:35 pm to
quote:

heteroflexible


Maybe this term could be used for two guys who are double-teaming a slag and their balls accidentally touch, but otherwise it is bullshite
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56702 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 6:36 pm to
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196626 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 6:42 pm to
When this place started up, we called them metrosexuals
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
6219 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 7:09 pm to
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It is estimated that a staggering 15% of the US population — that’s 50 to 55 million Americans — now identifies as heteroflexible.


lol nonsense
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
9552 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 7:11 pm to
AKA Gay
Posted by GeauxTigers0107
We Coming
Member since Oct 2009
11004 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 7:12 pm to
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Paging mingo









You're doing the Lord's work Son
Posted by Stevo
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
12492 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 8:05 pm to
Andrew Dice Clay.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
11708 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 8:34 pm to
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What it means to be ‘heteroflexible’ — the fastest-growing sexuality of the year

"And then suddenly. For no reason at all."
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
35947 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 8:37 pm to
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but sometimes engage in whoopee with people of the same sex


Holy shite, what year is it?
Posted by GhostofLesticleMiles
High Plains Drifter
Member since Sep 2019
1156 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 9:23 pm to
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heteroflexible folks predominantly identify as straight


Posted by dallastigers
Member since Dec 2003
10623 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 9:50 pm to
Where is sapiosexuality with growth???
Posted by Jay Are
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
6131 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 10:36 pm to
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What it means to be ‘heteroflexible’


Are you and stout and others like you guys so deeply worried that if you don't post the dumbass articles or Twitter reactions that someone else will, and you won't maintain your elite status as a dumbass ragebait reposter? Is it a hyper-competitive community?
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
88204 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 10:45 pm to
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Are you and stout and others like you guys so deeply worried that if you don't post the dumbass articles or Twitter reactions that someone else will, and you won't maintain your elite status as a dumbass ragebait reposter? Is it a hyper-competitive community?


If this was meant to discourage me, it’s doing the opposite
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
10324 posts
Posted on 1/3/26 at 1:55 am to
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Uh yea - there's no such thing. If you engage in male on male sexual activity in any form or fashion, you're just gay.


"There is no Bisexual. You either suck dick, or you do not suck dick"

Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
11295 posts
Posted on 1/3/26 at 6:10 am to
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well beyond gay, straight or bisexual orientations

That's it. That's all there is. People aren't victims anymore so they have to make shite up, like inventing genders.
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
18042 posts
Posted on 1/3/26 at 6:16 am to
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heteroflexible


Girls = Drunk
Guys = Gay (while possibly drunk)
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 1/3/26 at 6:18 am to
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That's it. That's all there is. People aren't victims anymore so they have to make shite up, like inventing genders.


Thats feminism for you.

In three generations it went from "Strong independent woman" to "weak, dependent transgender."
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