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re: What it means to be ‘heteroflexible’ — the fastest-growing sexuality of the year

Posted on 1/2/26 at 3:00 pm to
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
11192 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 3:00 pm to
You do you. Just don’t do a child.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
22272 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 3:04 pm to
Man they'll make up any word to normalize being fricked in the head won't they?
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
14051 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 3:11 pm to
any dude that gladly sucks another man's dick, or takes it up the A$$ is 100% fig.

Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39285 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 3:15 pm to
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heteroflexible folks predominantly identify as straight, but sometimes engage in whoopee with people of the same sex

Sounds very European.
Posted by G The Tiger Fan
Member since Apr 2015
116990 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 3:26 pm to
It means you have a mental illness.
Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11690 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 3:35 pm to
I long for the good old days when dudes were just gay.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80695 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 3:36 pm to
You either suck dick or you don't
Posted by BHTiger
Charleston
Member since Dec 2017
9284 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 3:39 pm to
A part time fig is a full time fig.


Proof # 1,323,434. Sexual orientation is made up bull shite.
Posted by Shorts Guy
BR
Member since Dec 2023
731 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 4:54 pm to
I mean, at the risk of downvotes, take a good look at the crop of available millennial women. I guess I gotta give them credit for thinking outside the box rather than settling for some of these chicks. Lmao
This post was edited on 1/2/26 at 4:55 pm
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
51893 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 4:56 pm to
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If you engage in male on male sexual activity in any form or fashion, you're just gay.
You mean to tell me, a dude sucks dick once, decides it really wasn't his thing and goes back to normal hetero sex, but now he's gay forever?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74897 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 4:59 pm to
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Paging mingo
On second thought, stand down.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138933 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 5:01 pm to
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138933 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 5:02 pm to
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On second thought, stand down.

Mingo is so short he can’t stand down
This post was edited on 1/2/26 at 5:03 pm
Posted by CUSTER
North Louisiana
Member since Dec 2020
64 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 5:14 pm to
It’s going to be mostly girls. Almost all women are bi. Sexual or polar, some are both.

Women are quite buggy, touchy, feely with each other. You don’t see men doing that much except maybe a bit of a quick embrace at a funeral.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
115489 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 5:28 pm to
You have a dick and you suck a dick?

You're gay.
Posted by Herschal
USA
Member since Sep 2011
2212 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 5:44 pm to
quote:

folks predominantly identify as straight, but sometimes engage in whoopee with people of the same sex


Gay is the word.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80040 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 5:46 pm to
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 that’s 50 to 55 million Americans — now identifies as heteroflexible
This is false.
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
23797 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 5:53 pm to
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You mean to tell me, a dude sucks dick once, decides it really wasn't his thing and goes back to normal hetero sex, but now he's gay forever?


Yea... there's no unringing that bell once you cross the threshold.
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
20895 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 5:57 pm to
If you need a dick in your mouth to decide whether or not you like it you are too far gone.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
23942 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 6:02 pm to

Bisexual = gay

Heteroflexible = gay
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