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re: What is your solution to the homeless problem?
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:26 am to RogerTheShrubber
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:26 am to RogerTheShrubber
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We've done that. The crime got out of control.
Okay fine deport them & trade for working Mexicans.
This post was edited on 10/6/17 at 9:28 am
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Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:30 am to PhilipMarlowe
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PhilipMarlowe
Is your sig from A Ghost Story? I tried watching that last night, and about halfway through my internet went out. It was a beautifully sad movie, I need to finish it.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:32 am to PortHudsonPlaya
quote:Live in a town where i've never seen a homeless person.
What is your solution to the homeless problem?
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:36 am to shel311
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Live in a town where i've never seen a homeless person.
If you don't have services for them, they'll stay away.
Once you have a "soup kitchen" and transitional housing, they'll show up in droves.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:39 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Just make it legal to kill homeless people. They'd be gone pretty quickly 
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:40 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Genocide.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:42 am to notsince98
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teach everyone to help their family and friends so it doesn't become an issue.
That will only work for a limited number, probably a third or are more suffering from mental illness, no matter what anyone does for them, or how much money they were to get, unless they are somehow locked up they will just return to the street.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:45 am to TigerRob20
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Give them a job.
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We could easily clean up the city, give people the chance to learn a task that might result in a future job, move people off the streets and under a roof and clean house at DPW.
Only a small percentage are there for lack of a job and financial hardship, the rest are mentally, drug addicts or both, they not going to work for any amount of money or other convience.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:46 am to RogerTheShrubber
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We've done that. The crime got out of control.
As long as it is in the fence IDGAF
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:48 am to whoisnickdoobs
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Okay fine deport them & trade for working Mexicans.
Well we do own an island that has been whining about its falling population.
Peurto Rico + All our bums is a match made in heaven.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 10:39 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Feed the homeless...
To the hungry
To the hungry
Posted on 10/6/17 at 10:43 am to PortHudsonPlaya
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their laziness and filth ruin areas of the city that would normally be attractive specifically around Minute Maid Park.
You can thank the dip shits at city hall who allowed the Star of Hope mission to be built right over there.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 10:44 am to PortHudsonPlaya
It's not a homeless problem it's a Mental Health problem. I'm willing to bet very few homeless people are able bodied or mind.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 10:45 am to PortHudsonPlaya
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My last straw was going for a run last night and a homeless had his pant around ankles taking a dump in the middle of the sidewalk.
If it weren't for this homeless dude I wouldn't have laughed this morning.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 10:46 am to PortHudsonPlaya
I liked Sam kinisons idea. Execution!
Posted on 10/6/17 at 11:04 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Round them up and put them to work, chain gang-style. After a year or two hitch discharge them with a job opportunity somewhere and a place to rent. If they're caught begging/homeless again rinse and repeat.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 11:18 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Ah, the memories - one of my funniest pranks involved a homeless guy in Houston.
I stopped at a gas station and needed to use the restroom. The attendant gave me a key to an outbuilding that had vending machines and restrooms. So I unlocked the door, walked over to the men's room and proceeded to do my business.
The local newspaper (this was pre-internet) hired homeless people to stand on the streetcorner and sell papers. As I walked out of the men's room one of those guys barged into the outbuilding, dropped his stack of unsold papers and hurried over to the men's room. I tried to give him the key and he brushed it aside, saying "Don't have time for that, I gotta take a dump now!" He went into the men's room and closed the door, leaving me with the key to the building.
So I left the building and locked the bum inside before handing the key to the attendant.
I stopped at a gas station and needed to use the restroom. The attendant gave me a key to an outbuilding that had vending machines and restrooms. So I unlocked the door, walked over to the men's room and proceeded to do my business.
The local newspaper (this was pre-internet) hired homeless people to stand on the streetcorner and sell papers. As I walked out of the men's room one of those guys barged into the outbuilding, dropped his stack of unsold papers and hurried over to the men's room. I tried to give him the key and he brushed it aside, saying "Don't have time for that, I gotta take a dump now!" He went into the men's room and closed the door, leaving me with the key to the building.
So I left the building and locked the bum inside before handing the key to the attendant.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 11:20 am to foshizzle
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Ah, the memories - one of my funniest pranks involved a homeless guy in Houston.
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So I left the building and locked the bum inside before handing the key to the attendant.
damn dude, that is one hilarious prank.
This post was edited on 10/6/17 at 11:21 am
Posted on 10/6/17 at 11:23 am to PortHudsonPlaya
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What is your solution to the homeless problem?
Chemtrails man, chemtrails!
Aerial spraying of crops works for farmers, why not for the homeless too?
Another solution to the cities full of homeless: move YOUR arse out of the city to where the homeless are not.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 11:28 am to PortHudsonPlaya
I avoid unpleasant things as much as possible. Something ugly? Don’t look at it. Shitty scenario? Walk away from it.
Sorry but avoidance works for me.
Sorry but avoidance works for me.
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