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whoisnickdoobs
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Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
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re: What is your solution to the homeless problem?
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We've done that. The crime got out of control.


Okay fine deport them & trade for working Mexicans.

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Funky Tide 8
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re: What is your solution to the homeless problem?
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PhilipMarlowe



Is your sig from A Ghost Story? I tried watching that last night, and about halfway through my internet went out. It was a beautifully sad movie, I need to finish it.


shel311
Nicholls St. Fan
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
58536 posts

re: What is your solution to the homeless problem?
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What is your solution to the homeless problem?

Live in a town where i've never seen a homeless person.


RogerTheShrubber
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Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
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re: What is your solution to the homeless problem?
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Live in a town where i've never seen a homeless person.


If you don't have services for them, they'll stay away.

Once you have a "soup kitchen" and transitional housing, they'll show up in droves.


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Epic Cajun
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
14018 posts

re: What is your solution to the homeless problem?
Just make it legal to kill homeless people. They'd be gone pretty quickly


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brucevilanch
Alabama Fan
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
19145 posts

re: What is your solution to the homeless problem?
Genocide.


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EA6B
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TX
Member since Dec 2012
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re: What is your solution to the homeless problem?
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teach everyone to help their family and friends so it doesn't become an issue.


That will only work for a limited number, probably a third or are more suffering from mental illness, no matter what anyone does for them, or how much money they were to get, unless they are somehow locked up they will just return to the street.


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EA6B
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TX
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re: What is your solution to the homeless problem?
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Give them a job.


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We could easily clean up the city, give people the chance to learn a task that might result in a future job, move people off the streets and under a roof and clean house at DPW.


Only a small percentage are there for lack of a job and financial hardship, the rest are mentally, drug addicts or both, they not going to work for any amount of money or other convience.


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cave canem
Mississippi St. Fan
land o sand
Member since Oct 2012
6401 posts

re: What is your solution to the homeless problem?
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We've done that. The crime got out of control.


As long as it is in the fence IDGAF


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cave canem
Mississippi St. Fan
land o sand
Member since Oct 2012
6401 posts

re: What is your solution to the homeless problem?
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Okay fine deport them & trade for working Mexicans.


Well we do own an island that has been whining about its falling population.

Peurto Rico + All our bums is a match made in heaven.


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fr33manator
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Baton Rouge
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re: What is your solution to the homeless problem?
Feed the homeless...











To the hungry


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Haydo
Houston Astros Fan
DTX
Member since Jul 2011
2235 posts

re: What is your solution to the homeless problem?
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their laziness and filth ruin areas of the city that would normally be attractive specifically around Minute Maid Park.


You can thank the dip shits at city hall who allowed the Star of Hope mission to be built right over there.


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Bandit30
LSU Fan
Lafayette
Member since Sep 2011
1726 posts

re: What is your solution to the homeless problem?
It's not a homeless problem it's a Mental Health problem. I'm willing to bet very few homeless people are able bodied or mind.


tigerbutt
LSU Fan
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
15568 posts

re: What is your solution to the homeless problem?
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My last straw was going for a run last night and a homeless had his pant around ankles taking a dump in the middle of the sidewalk.


If it weren't for this homeless dude I wouldn't have laughed this morning.


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BeerMoney
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
4280 posts

re: What is your solution to the homeless problem?
I liked Sam kinisons idea. Execution!


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Decisions
LSU Fan
Member since Mar 2015
402 posts

re: What is your solution to the homeless problem?
Round them up and put them to work, chain gang-style. After a year or two hitch discharge them with a job opportunity somewhere and a place to rent. If they're caught begging/homeless again rinse and repeat.


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foshizzle
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Washington DC metro
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re: What is your solution to the homeless problem?
Ah, the memories - one of my funniest pranks involved a homeless guy in Houston.

I stopped at a gas station and needed to use the restroom. The attendant gave me a key to an outbuilding that had vending machines and restrooms. So I unlocked the door, walked over to the men's room and proceeded to do my business.

The local newspaper (this was pre-internet) hired homeless people to stand on the streetcorner and sell papers. As I walked out of the men's room one of those guys barged into the outbuilding, dropped his stack of unsold papers and hurried over to the men's room. I tried to give him the key and he brushed it aside, saying "Don't have time for that, I gotta take a dump now!" He went into the men's room and closed the door, leaving me with the key to the building.

So I left the building and locked the bum inside before handing the key to the attendant.


Funky Tide 8
Alabama Fan
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Member since Feb 2009
37217 posts

re: What is your solution to the homeless problem?
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Ah, the memories - one of my funniest pranks involved a homeless guy in Houston.




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So I left the building and locked the bum inside before handing the key to the attendant.




damn dude, that is one hilarious prank.
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Sidicous
LSU Fan
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
3514 posts
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re: What is your solution to the homeless problem?
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What is your solution to the homeless problem?


Chemtrails man, chemtrails!


Aerial spraying of crops works for farmers, why not for the homeless too?

Another solution to the cities full of homeless: move YOUR arse out of the city to where the homeless are not.


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Yewkindewit
LSU Fan
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
10491 posts
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re: What is your solution to the homeless problem?
I avoid unpleasant things as much as possible. Something ugly? Don’t look at it. Shitty scenario? Walk away from it.

Sorry but avoidance works for me.


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