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What is your preferred method of avoiding the AT&T salesmen at BR Costco?

Posted on 7/15/24 at 9:17 am
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
68038 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 9:17 am
Do you pretend like you can't hear them?

Quickly speed by and hope they've wrangled someone else?

Loop around the back side of electronics?

Pretend like you're talking on the phone?

Weave through the furniture section in the center until you've circumvented the area?



I generally just walk by and say "I'm in a hurry" as they try to match pace and ask how I'm doing. Will pretend I can't hear them if they don't pursue.

Last time I went, one of them basically moonwalked from one conversation (I guess he realized the target wasn't biting) for about 30ft to catch up to me. Comical.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
178956 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 9:17 am to
very subtle "i have a costco membership" brag thread bro. i can't help you cause i don't get to go to costco.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
89129 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 9:18 am to
Say "not interested" like an adult and keep on walking?
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
172318 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 9:18 am to
quote:

Last time I went, one of them basically moonwalked from one conversation (I guess he realized the target wasn't biting) for about 30ft to catch up to me. Comical.




Usually just nod and keep walking
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13756 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 9:18 am to
I just say, I already have AT&T.
You should try it.
Posted by ABucks11
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
1236 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 9:18 am to
“I already have ATT”
Posted by Shaggy01
Dallas
Member since Nov 2021
394 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 9:18 am to
I always used to give them no eye contact and just say "sorry man"
Posted by okietiger
Chelsea F.C. Fan
Member since Oct 2005
42477 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 9:19 am to
Fake Tourette’s
Posted by DrewTheEngineer
Baton Rouge (Oak Hills)
Member since Jun 2006
1287 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 9:19 am to
Interesting to hear that they're at Costco (in addition to Sam's).
This post was edited on 7/15/24 at 9:20 am
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26052 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 9:20 am to
Goosestep and mumble to yourself as you go by them. They will walk away.

Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
68038 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 9:20 am to
quote:


I just say, I already have AT&T.
You should try it.


Tried it, mf wanted to look at my active services and see if there was anything else they could provide
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13756 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 9:21 am to
quote:

Interesting to hear that they're at Costco (in addition to Sam's).


Sam's is T-Mobile.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
38453 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 9:21 am to
I bite the bullet and try to occupy as much of their time as possible without buying anything or giving them any contact information in an attempt to save everyone else.

Longest I had one tied up was a shade under 2 hours.

You’re welcome.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
16665 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 9:22 am to
Say, “No” and keep walking.

Not sure why everyone has so much guilt they have to entertain these things if they don’t want to.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60605 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 9:22 am to
I bring my kids with me to Costco
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
44882 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 9:22 am to
I always carry a card in my wallet that says "Sorry, I'm deaf" and show it to people like this when it occurs.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23274 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 9:22 am to
I spout out a line or two in Russian and they just turned around and leave.
Posted by redneck
Los Suenos, Costa Rica
Member since Dec 2003
54181 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 9:23 am to
Never been to costco but for the girl scout cookie stands outside my local grocery store I just pretend that I am on the phone yelling at an employee
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
178956 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 9:23 am to
quote:

I always carry a card in my wallet that says "Sorry, I'm deaf" and show it to people like this when it occurs.


last time i tried that, he told me i speak brail bro.
Posted by BunkieWrench
Katy
Member since Nov 2008
5713 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 9:24 am to
"No thank you" works.
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