What is your greatest strength? Brag away

Above average intelligence, penis length and girth and the ability to smile and show 1 dimple or two. Depends how I feel

I make a pretty mean Campbell’s soup.

I’m a very, very good judge of character. I’ve always been able to determine who a person was after being around them for a few years.

I can throw a pigskin a quarter mile

Can you identify baws who got conned into working today for two extra vacation days?

I know all the words to a lot of songs by heart.

My immune system. I’m 40 and have called in sick less than 10 days in my career probably less than 20 if you go back to grade school. I’m very grateful for this.

I’m better looking than all of you and I’m in my early 20’s


So I got that going for me