re: What is your greatest strength? Brag away

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I can piss on my balls without bending my pecker.

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Fatties gonna fat

I am very sexual.

I can arouse and satisfy myself in less than 3 minutes and do it all over again a few days later.

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I’m 40 and have called in sick less than 10 days in my career probably less than 20 if you go back to grade school.

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i do that too, except i go to work sick because i’m not a pussy.

I know the character and intentions of a new acquaintance within 2 minutes of meeting them.

I’ve got a full head of thick, luscious, gorgeous hair and I’m not going to lose it barring any horrible accident.

I can also get on a motherfrickers ever lasting nerve without really trying.

Of my mother’s four children, I was by far the cutest child which has endeared me to her more than any of my other brothers.

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i do that too, except i go to work sick because i’m not a pussy.

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You get everyone else sick, because you're an idiot.

Your going places, son.

That’s actually a tremendous strength. People can tell if you genuinely like them. It’s why I kill it at my career.

Feats of

I can adapt, improvise, overcome with ease.