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re: What is your favorite saying?

Posted on 9/2/26 at 10:57 am to
Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
2925 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 10:57 am to
quote:

“Crazier than a shite house rat”


My variants on this one:

Crazy as a sprayed cockroach.
Nuttier than squirrel shite.
Posted by Breaux
Member since Nov 2005
4676 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 10:58 am to
Harder than woodpecker lips.

Multiple uses.
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
5961 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 10:59 am to
"Well suck me sideways"
Posted by Sams Crow
Idaho
Member since Apr 2026
605 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 11:01 am to
quote:

doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result…”

Use this often with my teams in the office.


Are you using it over and over?
Posted by IndianPower
Louisiana
Member since May 2021
2352 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 11:01 am to
"My team"

GTFOH
Posted by BHS78
Member since May 2017
4030 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 11:09 am to
"If I wanted any shite out of you, I would have squeezed your head."
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10406 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 11:10 am to
When you're in a hole, stop digging!
Posted by Howyouluhdat
On Fleek St
Member since Jan 2015
9196 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 11:23 am to
“You shake the trees, I rake the leaves”


This post was edited on 9/2/26 at 11:24 am
Posted by BamaCoaster
God's Gulf
Member since Apr 2016
7434 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 11:26 am to
Lotta educated sayings in this thread.

Two that I use more than I ever imagined:

"Some people are so poor, all they have is money"-B Marley

"There are no problems, only solutions"-J Lennon
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
35199 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 11:26 am to
Posted by Seth Bullock
Member since Nov 2024
435 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 11:29 am to
Effed up like a fat girl flip flop
Posted by Blackfield
Member since Jan 2010
480 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 11:32 am to
“People who don’t get it don’t get that they don’t get it.”
Posted by Stinger_1066
On a golf course
Member since Jul 2021
3847 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 11:33 am to
quote:

What is your favorite saying?


Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean that people aren't out to get you.
Posted by Stinger_1066
On a golf course
Member since Jul 2021
3847 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 11:35 am to
She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

She could suck a golf / tennis ball through a garden hose.
Posted by oldtrucker
Marianna, Fl
Member since Apr 2013
3901 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 11:36 am to
If your brain was in a crawfish, it'd crawl forward.

My junior high teacher to just about everyone in the class
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
56653 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 11:37 am to
quote:

If you gonna be dumb, then you'd better be tuff


If you are gonna be stupid, then you better be pretty.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12099 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 11:41 am to
quote:

Mine is: "I'm so nervous you couldn't get a jackhammer in my arse"


Oh boy. The item is supposed to be tiny, not huge.

So nervous you couldn’t get a toothpick in my arse. Something like that.
This post was edited on 9/2/26 at 11:42 am
Posted by gladchiefisgone
Member since Sep 2010
2201 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 11:42 am to
' You open your mouth one more time and I'm going to kick your arse up around your earlobes and your feet will roll up like a winder shade.'

' If I'd put a piece of duct tape over your mouth you'd fart yourself to death.'

' I live so far out in the sticks...we had to put britches on our chickens to keep the owls from screwing them.'
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
104032 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 11:48 am to
“That’s more pointless than a LSU Coyote thread”
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
17983 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 11:48 am to
I don't give three shits on a Monday
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