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re: What is your favorite saying?
Posted on 9/2/26 at 1:34 pm to LSU Coyote
Posted on 9/2/26 at 1:34 pm to LSU Coyote
shite in one hand and want in the other and see which one fills up first...
Also told my Ex-wife one time..." less fighting more fricking"
Also told my Ex-wife one time..." less fighting more fricking"
This post was edited on 9/2/26 at 1:36 pm
Posted on 9/2/26 at 1:42 pm to LSU Coyote
God is good all the time and all the time, God is good! 
Posted on 9/2/26 at 1:57 pm to LSU Coyote
Never trust anything that will bleed for a week and still live.
Posted on 9/2/26 at 2:02 pm to LSU Coyote
“She could make a freight train take a dirt road”. I don’t even know what it means but it sounds good.
“Shut up and let it happen”
“Shut up and let it happen”
Posted on 9/2/26 at 2:04 pm to LSU Coyote
It’s all over but the crying…..
Posted on 9/2/26 at 2:10 pm to LSU Coyote
"That's weaker than puppy piss."
Posted on 9/2/26 at 2:22 pm to LSU Coyote
quote:
Mine is:
"I'm so nervous you couldn't get a jackhammer in my arse"
Cold as a witches kitty in a brass brassiere.
Not sure why a witches titty would be colder than a normal titty.
Posted on 9/2/26 at 2:37 pm to NBR_Exile
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Cold as a witches kitty in a brass brassiere.
Not sure why a witches titty would be colder than a normal titty.
1. The Winter Idiom ??Most frequently, people look up this phrase because of the colorful, old-fashioned slang expression: "Colder than a witch's titty in a brass brassiere".
Meaning: It is an exaggerated, humorous way to say that the weather is incredibly cold outside.
Origin: The idiom relies on the idea that witches are cold-hearted (and thus cold to the touch), and because brass metal is an excellent thermal conductor, a brass bra would pull away heat and feel completely freezing.
Related Sayings: It is closely tied to the nautical phrase, "Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey".
Posted on 9/2/26 at 3:11 pm to LSU Coyote
As worthless as a pecker on a pope.
She fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
I am so unlucky it could be raining titties and I’d get hit with a dick - Bobby Couvillion before he pressure washed my barn.
She fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
I am so unlucky it could be raining titties and I’d get hit with a dick - Bobby Couvillion before he pressure washed my barn.
This post was edited on 9/2/26 at 3:28 pm
Posted on 9/2/26 at 3:13 pm to LSU Coyote
When someone asks where did you get that say "at the gettin place"
I came up with it myself.
I came up with it myself.
Posted on 9/2/26 at 3:14 pm to LSU Coyote
I work in a hospital laboratory...if I didn't have anything to look for, I wouldn't have anything to do. You would have to walk in my shoes to really and truly understand this truth!
Posted on 9/2/26 at 3:20 pm to LSU Coyote
I've been to 3 State Fairs, 2 Rat killings and a Catholic wedding, but Ive never seen nothing like this
Posted on 9/2/26 at 3:21 pm to LSU Coyote
"I'm so happy I could lay on my back and pee straight up in the air"
Posted on 9/2/26 at 3:28 pm to LSU Coyote
“The juice ain’t worth the squeeze.”
Posted on 9/2/26 at 3:29 pm to LSU Coyote
"there is a fine line between redass and dumbass"
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