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re: What is your favorite saying?

Posted on 9/2/26 at 1:34 pm to
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
6272 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 1:34 pm to
shite in one hand and want in the other and see which one fills up first...
Also told my Ex-wife one time..." less fighting more fricking"
This post was edited on 9/2/26 at 1:36 pm
Posted by Bryno1960
Off River Road
Member since Aug 2013
4336 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 1:42 pm to
God is good all the time and all the time, God is good!
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198296 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 1:46 pm to
'Yote is gay "
Posted by FourchonRoad
Member since Jun 2024
292 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 1:46 pm to
Kill or Be Killed
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
9398 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 1:57 pm to
Never trust anything that will bleed for a week and still live.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85645 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 2:02 pm to
“She could make a freight train take a dirt road”. I don’t even know what it means but it sounds good.

“Shut up and let it happen”
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22050 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 2:04 pm to
It’s all over but the crying…..
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24564 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 2:10 pm to
"That's weaker than puppy piss."
Posted by tiger789
on the bayou
Member since Dec 2008
2720 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 2:11 pm to



Posted by Emmitt Fitzhume
West of South Vacherie
Member since May 2010
210 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 2:18 pm to
Jammed Up Jelly Tight
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
57046 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

'Yote is gay "

Posted by NBR_Exile
Houston via Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
2121 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 2:22 pm to
quote:


Mine is:

"I'm so nervous you couldn't get a jackhammer in my arse"


Cold as a witches kitty in a brass brassiere.

Not sure why a witches titty would be colder than a normal titty.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
57046 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

Cold as a witches kitty in a brass brassiere.

Not sure why a witches titty would be colder than a normal titty.

1. The Winter Idiom ??Most frequently, people look up this phrase because of the colorful, old-fashioned slang expression: "Colder than a witch's titty in a brass brassiere".

Meaning: It is an exaggerated, humorous way to say that the weather is incredibly cold outside.

Origin: The idiom relies on the idea that witches are cold-hearted (and thus cold to the touch), and because brass metal is an excellent thermal conductor, a brass bra would pull away heat and feel completely freezing.

Related Sayings: It is closely tied to the nautical phrase, "Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey".
Posted by BayouEthicsCommittee
In Executive Session
Member since Dec 2025
12 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 3:11 pm to
As worthless as a pecker on a pope.


She fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

I am so unlucky it could be raining titties and I’d get hit with a dick - Bobby Couvillion before he pressure washed my barn.
This post was edited on 9/2/26 at 3:28 pm
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
5249 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 3:13 pm to
When someone asks where did you get that say "at the gettin place"

I came up with it myself.
Posted by ItalianTiger
BR
Member since Feb 2005
792 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 3:14 pm to
I work in a hospital laboratory...if I didn't have anything to look for, I wouldn't have anything to do. You would have to walk in my shoes to really and truly understand this truth!
Posted by BrodyDad
Member since Dec 2025
389 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 3:20 pm to
I've been to 3 State Fairs, 2 Rat killings and a Catholic wedding, but Ive never seen nothing like this
Posted by mindbreaker
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
7928 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 3:21 pm to
"I'm so happy I could lay on my back and pee straight up in the air"
Posted by UHadMeAtMeatTornado
TX
Member since Aug 2012
281 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 3:28 pm to
“The juice ain’t worth the squeeze.”
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26264 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 3:29 pm to
"there is a fine line between redass and dumbass"
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