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re: What is your favorite saying?

Posted on 9/2/26 at 11:50 am to
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
104032 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 11:50 am to
“That’s more fricked up than a (racial slur) checkbook at Christmas”
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
104032 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 11:52 am to
quote:

When you're in a hole, stop digging!


Reminds me of one in relation to women who like BBC or well endowed men in general

“Don’t dig with a shovel where a backhoes been digging”
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20472 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 11:53 am to
quote:

“wish in one hand, shite in the other”


You forgot to add "See which one fills up first".


One of my favorites is "If you're looking for sympathy, it's between shite and syphilis in the dictionary.
Posted by SmokinBurger
Bayou Self
Member since Sep 2021
565 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 11:53 am to
Slow down, speed boat.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85645 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 11:54 am to
quote:

”It is what it is." Sort of a dumb saying but I find I have to use it often on my wife when she's getting worked up about something she can't change.

It’s a useful saying and it goes back to Edward III of England. So you can feel better about using it.
Posted by Tiger Ugly
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
19177 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 11:56 am to
Don't confuse activity with achievement.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
104032 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 11:57 am to
It’s hotter than two mice fricking in a wool sock


It’s hotter than a horse’s blistered dick in a pepper patch
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
104032 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 11:59 am to
To a woman bitching: “If I wanted any lip from you I’d pull down your pants”
Posted by JTM72
BR, LA.
Member since Mar 2014
1860 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 12:01 pm to
"Your arse hurts" in response to someone who is full of shite.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
40594 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 12:03 pm to
quote:

I'm so nervous you couldn't get a jackhammer in my arse


I bet ya could.
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
6210 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 12:04 pm to
“Everything’s chicken, but the gravy”…
Posted by bratch40
Member since Apr 2013
159 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 12:27 pm to

If it f*cks, flies, or floats, rent it.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151662 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 12:28 pm to
Rather shite in the sink then sink in the shite
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76319 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

What is your favorite saying?
The first rule of favorite sayings is don’t share your favorite saying.
Posted by Slingscode
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
2314 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 12:35 pm to
There are lots of ways to die
Posted by NihilTerraCurva
Hell, Grand Cayman
Member since Oct 2021
41 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 12:36 pm to
"There might not be an I in team, but there is a U in c**t!"
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
35199 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 12:40 pm to
These have been around, but my old boss always said:

Be brief, be bright, be gone

There are 3 types of people:

People who make things happen
People who watch things happen
People who wonder what just happened
Posted by TexasTiger33
United States of America
Member since Feb 2022
16273 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 12:45 pm to
Good, Better, Best,
Never let it rest,
Until your Good is Better,
And your Better is Best.

-St. Jerome
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
6914 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 1:28 pm to
It just gets gooder and gooder
Posted by kjntgr
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
9027 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 1:28 pm to
“People in hell, want ice water”
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