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re: What is your best revenge stories?
Posted on 3/15/22 at 12:01 pm to rexorotten
Posted on 3/15/22 at 12:01 pm to rexorotten
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My dog stole my steak off the counter so I ate all of the cat shite in the litter box. I think he learned his lesson.
This is funny af. My dog would probably try to fight me if I did this.
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Posted on 3/15/22 at 12:06 pm to frequent flyer
More of a karma story but I’ll tell it anyway:
I was on college dr stuck in traffic. I let a car go but the truck behind the car speeds ahead and cuts me off to where I have to slam on the breaks and avoid them. I lay on the horn and they stick their head out and give me the bird. As he's doing this, he plows into the car in front of him. It was pretty awesome
I was on college dr stuck in traffic. I let a car go but the truck behind the car speeds ahead and cuts me off to where I have to slam on the breaks and avoid them. I lay on the horn and they stick their head out and give me the bird. As he's doing this, he plows into the car in front of him. It was pretty awesome
This post was edited on 3/15/22 at 12:11 pm
Posted on 3/15/22 at 12:25 pm to willymeaux
I’ve told this story before. My first wife and I were in the car and. Passed a grove of pecan trees. She asked something about how they were planted a certain distance apart. I answered (very matter of fact), “ well, pecan trees will actually pull each other back down in the ground if they are planted to close to eac other.” Maybe 25? Years later, 15 years after we get divorced, I get this call from her. She had interjected this “fact” I told her into a group discussion at work. She was mad and laughing at the same time. I was just laughing.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 12:38 pm to frequent flyer
I had a bully in middle school. I remember one day after school he pegged me right in the face with a ball. In front of my mom. It was quite embarrassing. He was three grades ahead of me so kicking his arse was not an option.
A few months go by and we are in our new school. The library was a mess. shite piled on top of shite. It was going to be a long project. I chucked this dudes school bag deep into a corner. He lost all his homework and notes for every class. I can still remember all the teachers chewing his arse out because traditionally he wasn’t a smart kid to begin with. 6 months later they found his bag.
A few months go by and we are in our new school. The library was a mess. shite piled on top of shite. It was going to be a long project. I chucked this dudes school bag deep into a corner. He lost all his homework and notes for every class. I can still remember all the teachers chewing his arse out because traditionally he wasn’t a smart kid to begin with. 6 months later they found his bag.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 12:43 pm to jeffsdad
quote:I love when things like this happen.
She had interjected this “fact” I told her into a group discussion at work
An old roommate and I were watching The Longest Yard years ago, and he was talking about how unbelievable Sandler was as an NFL QB. Said they should have cast someone that at least looks the part, like Ryan Reynolds, and added how it would've been cool to have him in the movie with his dad.
Apparently, someone told him in the past that Ryan was Burt's son, and he took it as gospel. Believed it for years and was completely shook when I laughed at him and he looked it up.
quote:His name was Jeff
jeffsdad
Posted on 3/15/22 at 12:50 pm to Supermoto Tiger
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I went in his apartment, grabbed the BBQ sauce out of his fridge and took a big ole nasty shite in it.
How do you shite in a bottle of BBQ sauce?
Posted on 3/15/22 at 12:57 pm to frequent flyer
As an 11 year old, I was physically attacked by three 14-15 year olds, after they started throwing snow balls at my friend and me, and I hit one of them with return fire. One ultimately got on top of me and broke my nose, etc. with punches, while the other two shoved snow inside my shirt and down my pants. I cried, bled and went home feeling disgraced.
At age 19, I returned to that hood from my new State of residence, went to the home of the person who had broken my nose and pulled him out of the front door. He was shirtless and no longer bigger than me. We fell into thorn bushes, with me in control and I punched him multiple times...he cried, bled from the nose/mouth and kept yelling that he was "sorry," and to "please, please stop." His dad and brother (I think) were trying to pull me off, but couldn't and his dad fell into the bushes. I backed-up in a display of mercy, helped his dad up and gave them all a mouthful. They acted humbly after the pummeling.
I went to the places where the other two lived...one was with his s/o and baby, so he received a humbling talking too and said he had always regretted the original incident. The other guy I did not find, but my friends in the area told me he got the message.
The experience of confronting and pummeling the ring-leader, who had been a bully to many over the years, but had really damaged me, changed my life for the better.
At age 19, I returned to that hood from my new State of residence, went to the home of the person who had broken my nose and pulled him out of the front door. He was shirtless and no longer bigger than me. We fell into thorn bushes, with me in control and I punched him multiple times...he cried, bled from the nose/mouth and kept yelling that he was "sorry," and to "please, please stop." His dad and brother (I think) were trying to pull me off, but couldn't and his dad fell into the bushes. I backed-up in a display of mercy, helped his dad up and gave them all a mouthful. They acted humbly after the pummeling.
I went to the places where the other two lived...one was with his s/o and baby, so he received a humbling talking too and said he had always regretted the original incident. The other guy I did not find, but my friends in the area told me he got the message.
The experience of confronting and pummeling the ring-leader, who had been a bully to many over the years, but had really damaged me, changed my life for the better.
This post was edited on 3/15/22 at 1:00 pm
Posted on 3/15/22 at 1:12 pm to LSUandAU
Hammer time?
Posted on 3/15/22 at 1:14 pm to LSUandAU
I’ll take things that never happened for $500, Alex
Posted on 3/15/22 at 1:16 pm to Random LSU Hero
I think you are still right
Posted on 3/15/22 at 1:16 pm to Godfather1
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I went in his apartment, grabbed the BBQ sauce out of his fridge and took a big ole nasty shite in it.
How do you shite in a bottle of BBQ sauce
Had to have used a funnel honestly.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 1:25 pm to frequent flyer
I was riding with a friend to class in college one day. We pulled into a parking lot with one direction parking. We waited for a car to back out of a spot so we could park. As we were doing so, a girl in a small car came flying in from the opposite (wrong) direction and took our spot that we were clearly waiting for. She knew what she did because she hopped out, gave us a frick you look, then walked off. My buddy was so goddamn mad that we skipped class so he could put a rock in each of the valve stems on her tires to let the air out of all four. We then left. But at some point that bitch came back to a car with four flat tires.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 1:26 pm to frequent flyer
in college i was dating a girl who went to ms state. one night, she got drunk and cheated at a frat party. on my next visit i found out from her friend what she had done. so naturally, i had to bone her best friend.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 1:37 pm to frequent flyer
About five years ago one of my friends listed my boat on the classifieds on the sportsman for like 7,000 dollars. The boat was worth around 30 grand. He put my number on there and call anytime day or night. For three days I was getting calls at all hours of the night, text messages, etc. Once it all came out (it was funny) I started to plot my revenge.
I got on my computer one night and found used car lots across the country. I would find a car I was interested in and put all his information in. phone number, email address, etc. Used school buses, taco trucks, food trucks, heavy equipment, random cars etc. I did this for about five hours.
To this day he is still getting phone calls because used car salesmen never give up.
I got on my computer one night and found used car lots across the country. I would find a car I was interested in and put all his information in. phone number, email address, etc. Used school buses, taco trucks, food trucks, heavy equipment, random cars etc. I did this for about five hours.
To this day he is still getting phone calls because used car salesmen never give up.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 1:59 pm to frequent flyer
When I was in the 7th grade all the 7th-9th graders practiced football together. Now mind you I have a late August birthday, so when school starts I'm still 11 years old. Some of these 9th graders had failed twice and were 16 years old about to be 17. This was early to mid 80's Mississippi. If you were in the 9th grade you played 9th grade football regardless of age. These are grown arse men who can drive , and I barely have peach fuzz on my nuts. Anyway, our sadistic coach didn't give a shite how old you were. If during a drill you matched up with an older dude so be it. You'd better not be seen trying to swap places in line with someone. One 16-17 year old in particular during scrimmages always tried to cheap shot us younger 7th graders. He wasn't worth a damn, but just being more mature and 4-5 years older gave him a huge advantage. He got me one day on a blindside hit. It decleated me, and I couldn't hear out of my left ear until a few hours later. I remembered that like an elephant. Fast forward three years later. I'm a 10th grader all grown up with pubes and all, one of only two 10th graders starting on varsity,and said old 9th grade dude is now a bench warming senior who played Oline for the scout team. I was starting at DB so we go against the Scout O everyday, and if the play went away from me I'd peel back to find his arse and blindside him. He'd jump up cussing asking why I did that, and I'd say "7th grade baby. 7th grade". He had no idea what I was talking about. HEHEHE.
This post was edited on 3/15/22 at 2:00 pm
Posted on 3/15/22 at 2:07 pm to frequent flyer
The last time I went trick-r-treating, there was a group of high school kids driving around the neighborhood egging groups of little kids. We went and loaded up with everything we could think of, and went out to use ourselves as bait. Sure enough the car comes by our group and slows down to egg us...we unleashed hell on that car pelting it with pumpkins, baseballs, baseball bats, and golf clubs. Then we went home, looked up their parents in the neighborhood directory, and called them pretending to be my dad saying one of us was hit in the eye and was at the hospital having surgery and they could expect to hear from our lawyer tomorrow
Posted on 3/15/22 at 2:22 pm to frequent flyer
In my freshman year of college I had a sophomore roommate. He had a couple of buddies from the previous year that lived just a few doors down the hall. We all walked to classes together but they got out about a half hour earlier than I did.
I didn't care for the quality or price of the cafiteria food so I ate in our room and kept my groceries in the refrigerator and entry closet. Needless to say, they developed an urgent hunger when they got back from classes and began ritually consuming the groceries if there weren't any other snacks available. When I finally had enough, I bought some packets of Chicklets and some Feen-a-mint laxative gum and proceeded to swap the package contents.
I left the Chicklets box lying open on my desk when I went to class and when I returned they were joyously enjoying the treat that I had left. I cussed them out and asked who ate so many of them as the package only contained a few. My roommate claimed only eating one while the other two claimed two and three "because they were small".
That night I had homework to do and I stayed in the room while the other three went out partying and came back quite inebriated and were enjoying lighting farts for entertainment.
The following morning the buddies down the hall overslept and my roommate and I were in their room waiting for them to get dressed for class. One of them was shaving when he told my roommate "Jim, get a match, I've got a good one for you". The britches were stretched, the match was struck, and the shydt ran out of the bottoms of his pants legs. Immediately the other fellow realized that what he was experiencing could have been the same, so he headed out the door and down to the end of the hall where the showers and restrooms were located. He made it to the door but safety ended there.
There were suspicions, but they had eaten the evidence so I survived. I did become much better at hiding the groceries though.
I didn't care for the quality or price of the cafiteria food so I ate in our room and kept my groceries in the refrigerator and entry closet. Needless to say, they developed an urgent hunger when they got back from classes and began ritually consuming the groceries if there weren't any other snacks available. When I finally had enough, I bought some packets of Chicklets and some Feen-a-mint laxative gum and proceeded to swap the package contents.
I left the Chicklets box lying open on my desk when I went to class and when I returned they were joyously enjoying the treat that I had left. I cussed them out and asked who ate so many of them as the package only contained a few. My roommate claimed only eating one while the other two claimed two and three "because they were small".
That night I had homework to do and I stayed in the room while the other three went out partying and came back quite inebriated and were enjoying lighting farts for entertainment.
The following morning the buddies down the hall overslept and my roommate and I were in their room waiting for them to get dressed for class. One of them was shaving when he told my roommate "Jim, get a match, I've got a good one for you". The britches were stretched, the match was struck, and the shydt ran out of the bottoms of his pants legs. Immediately the other fellow realized that what he was experiencing could have been the same, so he headed out the door and down to the end of the hall where the showers and restrooms were located. He made it to the door but safety ended there.
There were suspicions, but they had eaten the evidence so I survived. I did become much better at hiding the groceries though.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 2:25 pm to jchamil
Had a roommate in college that never threw his pizza boxes away. Would just leave half eaten pizza in the box, wide open, on the living room table. He would oreder 2-3 a week.
Eventually I started sliding them under his queen size bed towards the back wall, where he couldnt see them.
One day I get home from class and hes sitting there absolutely livid. I explained to him since he didnt throw them away I figured he wanted to keep them, so I was being nice and putting them in his room
Eventually I started sliding them under his queen size bed towards the back wall, where he couldnt see them.
One day I get home from class and hes sitting there absolutely livid. I explained to him since he didnt throw them away I figured he wanted to keep them, so I was being nice and putting them in his room
Posted on 3/15/22 at 2:26 pm to Supermoto Tiger
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I'm going to condense the story...
I'm actually glad you did that. That's some seriously nasty revenge.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 3:23 pm to willymeaux
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slam on the breaks
I dated a girl I used to work with and we'd do this. But I had to put on the brakes later because she was too clingy.
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