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Posted on 10/17/15 at 4:56 pm to LucasP
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1. Don't sucker punch people
2. Don't punch women
3. Don't punch people with cancer
The exception to those rules are if said woman happens to have another mans penis in her twat.
Posted on 10/17/15 at 5:15 pm to rebeloke
My Lil bro spanking the Wang...
Posted on 10/17/15 at 5:20 pm to rebeloke
I walked in on my mom blowing my dad. Even grosser, she was buck naked and positioned to where I saw her naked arse from behind.
Posted on 10/17/15 at 5:27 pm to rebeloke
quote:
I knew a guy once who paid a hooker to let him lay under a glass table while he watched her take a crap on him.
You know Sylvester Stallone?
Posted on 10/17/15 at 5:32 pm to biglego
A woman in early labor having sex with the guy who drove her to the hospital....I walked in to do paperwork and freaked out cause her water was already broken. When I came back into the room he was gone and I found out she didn't know him, she was repaying him for the ride seeing that she didn't have any money....true story.
Posted on 10/17/15 at 5:39 pm to rebeloke
Either your friend is super trashy, or this is a huge lie.
Posted on 10/17/15 at 6:02 pm to tiggerthetooth
Well we are talking Jones County Mississippi. I never said he was my friend. I said I knew him.
Posted on 10/17/15 at 6:40 pm to Tigahs24Seven
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A woman in early labor having sex with the guy who drove her to the hospital....I walked in to do paperwork and freaked out cause her water was already broken. When I came back into the room he was gone and I found out she didn't know him, she was repaying him for the ride seeing that she didn't have any money....true story.
Takes a real POS to expect sex taking a woman in labor to the hospital.
Posted on 10/17/15 at 6:47 pm to rebeloke
I didn't walk IN on it, but I walked BY two guys having sex in an SUV in the Ag lot today.
Posted on 10/17/15 at 7:04 pm to Hopeful Doc
I walked in on my wife not making supper when I got home from work.
Posted on 10/17/15 at 9:07 pm to sleepytime
I worked for Gulf Telephone briefly when I left the Marines and one day the guy driving our fiber optic truck stop by his house at lunch. He went inside while I waited in the truck. Right away I heard shite breaking and he came running out the door blood everywhere with this butt naked black guy that was way over 6 feet tall, probably 6'4 maybe, beating the shite out of him for walking in on the guy banging my partner's wife. We drive off and he spends the rest of the day bitching and moaning about all the shite he would do if he went back. I offer to take him back home and he declined. Went to his parents house instead.
Posted on 10/17/15 at 9:27 pm to Tigahs24Seven
quote:
A woman in early labor having sex with the guy who drove her to the hospital....I walked in to do paperwork and freaked out cause her water was already broken. When I came back into the room he was gone and I found out she didn't know him, she was repaying him for the ride seeing that she didn't have any money....true story.
Its just common courtesy.
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:02 pm to Overbrook
The worst thing I ever walked in on was a Texas State Park bathroom. Had a trail of shite splatter from the door to the stall. Had splatter like four feet up the wall in the stall. It looked like someone's arse exploded. I've never seen anything like it before or since. I took a quick piss in the urinal and walked out gagging.
A little while later we saw the park ranger drive up. He walked in, and three seconds later he walked out shaking his head. He got in his truck and left. About 30 minutes later he returned with a garden hose for the hose down.
It took me like 10 years to stop gagging whenever my brother reminded me of it.
A little while later we saw the park ranger drive up. He walked in, and three seconds later he walked out shaking his head. He got in his truck and left. About 30 minutes later he returned with a garden hose for the hose down.
It took me like 10 years to stop gagging whenever my brother reminded me of it.
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:27 pm to Titus Pullo
I did some water chemistry work in the past, and saw all kinds of strange shite. Mainly in Mississippi. We would come up on people living in tent camps, doing drugs, etc. IDK why, but we were canoeing on one river, setting out equipment, and a Jeep Cherokee was in the river. Only the roof was exposed. Just a strange sight.
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:47 pm to rebeloke
I walked in on lil boosie eating cool whip out of about a 300lb black girl's arse at chase suites hotel in 2005ish.
It smelled like a fricking shrimp boat in that room.
It smelled like a fricking shrimp boat in that room.
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:48 pm to HeadSlash
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Dad and step mom going at it doggy style.
Better than mom and step-dad.
Posted on 10/18/15 at 1:22 am to AUCE05
I saw what I thought was a window unit AC floating down one of the larger feeder creeks into the TN River once after several days of heavy rain all around the area (I was standing on the bank at a friend's parents' lake house) and all of a sudden it shifted and rolled until it was nearly vertical, it was a small single wide trailer. It rolled again and floated on by with the AC unit side down. The people inside probably burnt up when the AC couldn't get air flow.
Not the worst thing I ever walked in on but your post reminded me of this.
I don't know how it made it as far as it did and could not have made it all the way to the main river because it would have to have gotten caught up by one of the lower bridges on the backroads along the way. But it was a sight.
Not the worst thing I ever walked in on but your post reminded me of this.
I don't know how it made it as far as it did and could not have made it all the way to the main river because it would have to have gotten caught up by one of the lower bridges on the backroads along the way. But it was a sight.
Posted on 10/18/15 at 1:30 am to don cornelius
My grandmother used to sunbathe nude at her house. She didn't give a frick if anyone saw her or not. She was European.
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